Melee/Gaming-Infused intro for a Humanities Paper

[Roneblaster]

"The Year is 2552 and humanity as we used to know it is gone. All we can be sure is that this island, the Island of Johns, has the only remaining people left alive that we know of. I am Bobby Scarduzio and the inhabitants of Johns have appointed me as the leading “architect” of our new society."

inhabitants of the island are called "johners"

Last year in a humanities paper i managed to get Silent Spectre, Dark Rain, and Scar all in a 2 sentence span.

all hail falcon.

 

[Pi]

Last year in a humanities paper i managed to get Silent Spectre, Dark Rain, and Scar all in a 2 sentence span.

new record!

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Darkrain came nairing out of his mom's womb.

 

[Jonas]

Darkrain came nairing out of his mom's womb.

And then he kneed his father in the nutz.

 

[Wretched]

Darkrain came nairing out of his mom's womb.

what the
since when do you say good things.
i like you now

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I invented the darkrain jokes. He can get a longer combo than fox with a wall.

 

[ChivalRuse]

That was actually a pretty good joke, ICG.

 

[Glöwworm]

you know those "kicks" women feel when they're pregnant? i feel bad for falcon's mom.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Who's that a picture of there? Falcon didn't kick nor did darkrain when their momther's were pregnant they were to busy becomeing muscle boundsexiness we all know.

 

[Roneblaster]

ICG is ****-blocking my literary genius.

(<3 icg)

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I will surpass everyone even myself.

 

[Teczer0]

Darkrain came nairing out of his mom's womb.

What even is this LOL

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

the truth like lincoln said.