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Maximum de geso~ The Life and Times of Ika Musume

DtJ Jungle

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Hello land dwellers de geso~!


Allow me to introduce myself de geso~. I’m Ika Musume de geso~, your average squid just trying to take over the world de geso~! I just arrived on your land de geso~ and I don't really know my way around but I am gonna do my best de geso!


Invading invading invading de geso~. My mind is always thinking about ruling the world de geso!. I’m asking myself more and more questions every day de geso~. I wonder where I can find more shrimps de geso~. I wonder why those MIT researchers want to study me de geso. I wonder why Sanae won't leave me alone de geso~. I dunno why de geso! Despite this world being new to me, I'm going to take it on headstrong de geso! This is going to be a long journey to take over the world de geso~, but I'm ready for it de geso!


"Shinrya Shinrya Shinrya Shinrya Ika Musume!" - Ika Musume

Tentacles are flying around my head at the speed of light de geso~. As soon as one tentacle is cut off de geso, another one quickly shows up to take its place de geso~. It’s very intriguing de geso~. Oh, how I yearn to be under the sea again de geso~...


I’ve decided to create to help everyone here at the restaurant de geso~. It will serve as a bridge between my goal and the world around me de geso~. By serving all these humans de geso, I figured I might be able to grasp an understanding of how to invade de geso~. I will pour into this work all my heart and soul de geso~; unedited and unadulterated—work in its purest form de geso~, all in the pursuit of ruling the world de geso~.


I intend to take over the world in hopes that everyone will bow to me de geso~. This is a dangerous move, though de geso~. There’s no telling what will happen when I take over the world and make everyone my minion de geso~. Will evil people use this information against me de geso~? Maybe someone will try to help me de geso~. Who knows? I’ve got to plan for the worst and hope for the best de geso~.


I will rule the world de geso~!
 

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DtJ Jungle

Check out my character in #GranblueFantasy
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your butt seems angry glyph

also ahhh ika musume sweatshirt ahhhh

de geso~
 
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