March Smashness!!!!!!!

[ciaza]

****.

someone please delete this thread before battlecow wakes up

GODDAMN IT FOX/FOX I TRUSTED YOU

 

[Shadocat]

At least i got ONE top 8 prediction right T_T

AND HOW, OH MY LORDY HOW DOES DOUBLE FOX LOSE TO DOUBLE SAMUS!!??

 

[Olikus]

did you record any of the matces clubba?

 

[Sangoku]

CPUs don't approach much, so it's all about their camping/defensive skills.

 

[tyhiggz]

someone please delete this thread before battlecow wakes up

Yeah, this thread quickly became a danger to us all

 

[The Star King]

CPUs don't approach much, so it's all about their camping/defensive skills.

wat? was gonna disagree but maybe Sangoku's humor is being misunderstood again

And wow remind me never to put faith in Falcon again

yeah I mad

Oh well Fox/Link totes would have been my guess if it weren't for the great Battlecow

inb4CPUteamstierlist

 

[Battlecow]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/DealWithIt/tumblr_latq3iKLPs1qd1fjko1_500.gif

I told myself I was gonna get all excited about this, but that'd be kind of like celebrating my coin-flip-calling skills, you know? I mean, really, all this proves is that I have a more comprehensive knowledge than anyone else of some 12-year-old N64 game.

 

[Sangoku]

wat? was gonna disagree but maybe Sangoku's humor is being misunderstood again

And wow remind me never to put faith in Falcon again

yeah I mad

Oh well Fox/Link totes would have been my guess if it weren't for the great Battlecow

inb4CPUteamstierlist

This time it's not my humor. Play a game of two CPUs and look at how long it takes.

Edit: now that I say that, I play a game of two CPUs and they play super aggro >___>. I know I've done this before and it was super boring/long. Lasted 4 minutes on DL (link vs samus). Now I'll try falcon ditto and if it's "short" again, I'll admit I was completely wrong.

edit2: 4 minutes too >__>.

 

[The Star King]

IMO Even if it's long, it's not because it's defensive, it's long because they can't combo or edgeguard so punishment is low

Also lol @ Bcow taking the non-braggy response because people thought he would

 

[Battlecow]

Was that really non-braggy? I mean, I did claim more comprehensive knowledge of smash than you guys. On this forum, isn't that as braggy as it gets?

 

[asianaussie]

by your standards it's positively reserved

 

[Battlecow]

Hey I'm modest

IDK where this idea that I'm not modest comes from

cue ballin' with the debate hall dirt

 

[asianaussie]

suuuuuure

im modest too

and star king and ballin are modest as well

 

[ballin4life]

i'm SO much more modest than the rest of you

 

[asianaussie]

im certain my modesty levels trump those of anyone in this forum

nay, this entire section

except vectorman, he's a cool guy

 

[Battlecow]

Vectorman ain't got **** on me. You notice how he brings up Pound V every post? Like, literally, every post?

I'm so much more modest than him/any of you. Only person who might challenge me for the modesty prize is Leffen.

 

[asianaussie]

i would pay good money to see leffen vs battlecow in a cage match

 

[The Star King]

asianaussie is actually probably the most modest out of the 4 discussed rofl. srsly

aa > ballin > SK > Bcow

And yeah Battlecow I was mostly referring to the first sentence of your post as non-braggy. I tried to pretend the "comprehensive knowledge" mini-troll didn't happen.

EDIT: On second thought aa and ballin are probably around the same

 

[Battlecow]

Booooo

I'm so much more modest than you

My brags are almost all sarcastic/actually self-deprecation, whereas you're dead serious.

I'll take third, but I refuse to be behind you

Also I'd pay so much money for the opportunity to fight Leffen, oh my god. It takes a special kind of person to make me that angry over the internet.

 

[The Star King]

How often have I overstated my abilities

You, on the other hand, have lost various challenges against me, all initiated by you. This constant overestimation of your abilities indicates your inner conceit. There's also the matter of gambling against people you don't know the skill level of. I wouldn't be confident enough to do that at your skill level.

The evidence is stacked against you my friend

 

[Battlecow]

HAH

HAH

Okay, what "challenges" have I lost? The luigi/jiggs thing? My contention beforehand was that the MATCHUP was terrible, because I (a far inferior player) could beat you in it. My contention afterward was that nothing had been proven about the matchup because I was so bad. Bro, you don't GET more humble than that. I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art, yo.

And as far as the gambling goes... you should be intimately familiar with the usual outcomes of my bets. Speaking of which, I'll be needing that $45. Principle of the thing.

And I might not be quite up to your level, but I'm not bad enough to lose to people I don't know of. Maybe someday someone'll surprise me, but it hasn't happened yet, and I've done a lot of this ****.

Come on, you know you're the arrogant one. Admit it and we can move on.

 

[asianaussie]

for what it's worth, i think star king has more raw arrogance

but battlecow has the diction and posting flair that lets him compete

i have no reason to be arrogant these days, im now a scrub who can read his opponents to a degree and not much more

 

[clubbadubba]

Guys guys guys, this is a thread about March Smashness!!!!!!!!1!1!1! It is a joyous event, do not bring all of this hate in here. Perhaps you guys could discuss this arrogance tier list in MATTS!'s tier list extra thread.

 

[asianaussie]

i think someone's getting a bit too big for their boots, ordering people out of his thread

but that is actually an ace idea lol

 

[ballin4life]

asianaussie is actually probably the most modest out of the 4 discussed rofl. srsly

aa > ballin > SK > Bcow

And yeah Battlecow I was mostly referring to the first sentence of your post as non-braggy. I tried to pretend the "comprehensive knowledge" mini-troll didn't happen.

EDIT: On second thought aa and ballin are probably around the same

i feel kinda like modesty is related to level of accomplishment. when you fully factor that in, clearly SK is the most modest because he rules the empire of stars, yet hardly ever mentions it ...

 

[clubbadubba]

For the record I don't care if you guys continue this discussion here I was kidding, BUT I do think continuing it in MATTS!'s extra tier list thread would be HILARIOUS

 

[tyhiggz]

^agreed

Am I a fool to not expect every thread to become a relatively irrelevant debate/argument?