Not true I'm juggling three explosive detonators while typing this and chewing my toenails in the shape of Thomas Jefferson's head on a american nickel all while giving birth to the next messiah that after exceeding 400 years of life living off a diet of eggplants, and children will make cockroaches rise as the dominate species of the planet, and to commemorate your short ass I'm gonna name him Edward Elric cool? cool.
The next person got what I just said?
You ever had that one kid in school who wears his heart on his sleeve and is a try-hard, but can't get a gf? That's me.
That's why you can't get a gf. Drop that heart on his sleeve crap, go to a party, try to have fun at the party, and treat getting laid as a bonus. You're guaranteed to get some.