This was quite possibly one of the best AIM things ever, MOOSAbU = Waffu, Nesberto = me, and he's talking about Darc...
MOOSAbU (11:53:48 PM): but yes it was hot
Nesberto (11:53:52 PM): lol
MOOSAbU (11:54:00 PM): infact, I remember the day like it was yesterday
MOOSAbU (11:54:08 PM): we had just gone out on the most perfect date
MOOSAbU (11:54:25 PM): I took him into the lit alley, it was around 3:00 and I had had a great time
MOOSAbU (11:54:36 PM): When I stared into his eyes I knew it was the pefect moment
MOOSAbU (11:54:46 PM): I leaned in for the passionate kissed I had awaited all day
MOOSAbU (11:54:57 PM): but as I started, he pulled back for a mere second
MOOSAbU (11:55:02 PM): something was different
MOOSAbU (11:55:10 PM): he started to lean in himself this time, but to my left
MOOSAbU (11:55:24 PM): I looked at his face, and I could see what had changed
MOOSAbU (11:55:40 PM): his large red lips, gaping black mouth and giant googly eyes said it all
MOOSAbU (11:55:56 PM): his mouth went near my ear and he whispered
MOOSAbU (11:56:05 PM): "Imma chargin mah lazor"
MOOSAbU (11:56:15 PM): "OH GOD" I screamed and pushed him back but it was too late
MOOSAbU (11:56:26 PM): "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR" was the last thing I heard
MOOSAbU (11:56:46 PM): the giant teal blue beam erupted from his lips and sent me flying to mexico
MOOSAbU (11:56:52 PM): the end