lulz mai bawlz r teh g0d tear

[jakeadactyl]

srsly, they r 4774CH3D 2 my genitalz nd evryting nd they r beta then teh pokiebawlz nd 5M45H bawlz cuz i m teh t0p tear yeh

 

[Crow!]

L0lz, 7h15 7hr34d iz gunn4 b3 teh locksorzed. And your account may or may not be functional in the near future.

Such is my prediction. Me, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say drugs of some kind were the cause of this post.

 

[jakeadactyl]

lulz don b jelus cuz i hav teh t0p tear bawlz nd u hav nuffin

 

[Iron Thorn]

I thought I told you! That's no way to act in the presence of a lady.

 

[B.U.S.]

omgz kan i hav ur bawlz??//?

 

[jakeadactyl]

I thought I told you! That's no way to act in the presence of a lady.

iron thorn is honestly one of the only posters i have respect for on here, i always want to act my best when i see her posting in a thread, i really am sorry iron thorn!

i just wish the others weren't so jealous of me >.<

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Wow, I really can't understand most of you posts, Jake. What is the point of this thread in English?

 

[Overload]

stop wasting peoples' time

 

[jakeadactyl]

jst cuz u iz jelus don meen u haz 2 H473. i can haz mai bawlz 2 nd tat make me teh t0p tear nd if u don liek it u cin leev cuz my bawlz r bom

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Um, English translation please?

 

[jakeadactyl]

"just because you are jealous doesn't mean that you have to hate, i can have my balls and that makes me top teir and if you don't like it, you can leave because my balls are bomb"

^^^^^^^^^^translation for the halloween captain

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Thank You!

 

[klapaucius]

Tiers don't exist, and neither do your balls.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Tiers don't exist, and neither do your balls.

**** that was good. You just became my new sig!

 

[jakeadactyl]

i evn haz teh pr00f tat i haz teh bawlz so don mok me mai bawlz r teh t0p tear