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LOL @ these asinine reviews

Arteen

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Overall, Brawl is a disappointment. If you want fun normal gameplay, go to Super Smash Bros. 64's nice and slow gameplay. If you're an elitist, go to Super Smash Bros. Melee with it's mechanics and orchestrated music.
Rofl......

This game has Sonic Boom and countless other Nintendo classics.
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Firestorm88

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Did you just link to a GameFAQs review?
I thought you just linked to a GameFAQs review.

For the love of god why would you do that.
 

Chepe

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Its obvious that the review is meant to be a joke to get people riled up...
 

GreenKirby

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You're such a moron. He has the game so he can review it. A game can be reviewed in a day, WTF.

And define what it means to have a life.
How do you know he has the game? It's been released yesterday and obviously they're obviously just making bad reviews to get a rise out of people.

Sheesh, use logic.

Did you just link to a GameFAQs review?
I thought you just linked to a GameFAQs review.

For the love of god why would you do that.
I was bored.
 

UltiMario

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Heh
If you look at the Message Board it shows that the firs one to give a bad Review, KnuckleJoe, was the only one who thought of it bad, someone picked it up, and then it became a trend, only 1 of the Bad reviews mean anything, the other bad ones are simply jokes
 

Sonovin

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lol, one guy didn't like the controls because he was using a wii mote.
Obviously, GC controller > all.

=]
 

Zevox

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You should see the people at GameFAQs. They are running around like head-less chickens!
And how is that different from any other time on those boards? :laugh:

Seriously though, GameFAQs is only good for precisely what their name indicates - FAQs and walkthroughs of games. Their message boards and reviews are a joke at best.

Zevox
 

Chaosblade77

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PS fanboy site, what do you expect.

A lot of those reviews were from people who obviously didn't have the game though, just look at some of the things they didn't even comment on that we have seen from the Japanese games.

Edit: and luckily I don't read their boards, but it makes sense that some of those were jokes now XD
 

Saor Gael

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Wow, those reviews are awful. By which I mean they're poor reviews.

I'm glad Sakurai spited them. XD
 

Tatsujinken

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Sure, the game can be reviewed after a day or two of playing... But don't count on it being an accurate review.

Anyway, I have no idea if these people are being serious or not but thinking back to E4All, didn't players enjoy the game a lot?
 

Dogenzaka

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Some of it is just ridiculous. Someone compared the graphics to Crysis maxed at 1024p and said Brawl's graphics were poor. Of course they are compared to that. -_-

Also, someone said the slowed down and altered gameplay in Brawl that's different from Melee will have normal players frustrated and only the most diehard fans interested. Um, the altered gameplay would FRUSTRATE the diehard fans and interest the normal/casual players. Losers. lol.
 

Rash

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It's more attention-getting. Just like the January leaks.

For some reason, people want us to suffer for the next month, so they do whatever they can to try to stir up controversy about the game.

And yeah, the guys at Gamefaqs know they get cited for information nowadays in the same way that Brawlcentral, Smashboards, or NeoGAF would, so obviously they're intentionally trying to get the "eager-SSBB-awaiters" bent out of shape. It's like when 4Chan (or 2Chan, I can't remember) intentionally posted a lie about Brawl being released early so that they could watch and laugh at the reaction of SmashBoards.

Nothing to see here. Move along.
 

Anti Guy

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Summary of the reviews: "Gameplay is slightly slower. Not as well geared to competitive players. Didn't live up to hype... 5 points off!"
 

flyingmule

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No, you can't review a game they day you get it. It takes longer to see what the game has to offer, and any good reviewer/writer/personthatdoesanythingcreative takes a day between completing something and editing/submitting something.

Most of the reviewers say nothing that hasn't been widely revealed in previews or spoiler threads, casting heavy doubt as to whether or not they even have the game. I find it unlikely. Gamefaqs has always had a significant problem with the zero-day reviews.
 

SolidSonic

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I'll wait for a good site to review the game.

No matter how good a game is, user review scores are always all over the place.

Brawl isn't special, some of the greatest games on all three next gen systems have received craptacular user reviews. Do yourself a favor and ignore reviews from random joes on the interweb.

BTW can we keep the fanboy accusations to a minimum? Most of the time the F word is just used out of sheer paranoia.
 

Gojithefox

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Any review that rates SSBB's music as lower than 8 should not be considered. Any review that does not speak about the SSE, the stage builder, or any of the other attributes of this game should be immediately discarded. Every serious reviewer must realize that Brawl was not meant to play exactly like Melee.
 

rubinmarshak

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"Gameplay: 9/10
What can I say? The classic brawls between your favorite Nintendo characters, except we have SONIC and SNAKE this time around for the fun. The character roster may possibly disappoint some, which I whole-heartedly understand, but if you can't find SOMEBODY in this 35-man roster that you enjoy, feel confident with, and overall master, then you should just get a better life. One complaint is that compared to Melee, the game is toned down a bit in terms of speed. Instead of the super fast paced characters, almost every character is toned down to about the speed of Mario in Melee, which is standard. Even the fastest characters, like Captain Falcon, are toned down and don't seem that fast anymore. Sprinting across the screen with Fox was just not as crazy as it was in Melee. Either way, the game is still fast paced, especially with the inclusion of final smashes, a sort of super move for each character that adds to the non-stop fun. Not to mention the huge story mode, classic mode, events, multi-man melee...what more could you possibly want in terms of gameplay?

Sounds: 10/10
The music here is perfect. The massive amount of tunes to collect and listen to will just bring back many memories. It brought a tear to my eye when I found Stickerbrush Symphony from my favorite game of all-time, Donkey Kong Country 2. However, some of the songs here are slightly remixed, and, not as good as the original. Sort of a complaint, but with the practically 100+ songs to unlock, how could you be dissatisfied?

Graphics: 10/10
This score is based on terms of Wii. Please, take a moment and pop in every Wii game you have. Then pop in Brawl. You will notice such a big difference you may have a heart attack. The only Wii game that could even touch the surface of Brawl's graphics is Super Mario Galaxy, but I still think Brawl's graphics are better. Never have I seen such detail and beautiful effects and lighting in a Nintendo game. It even beats graphics on some 360 games!!

Story: 7/10
The Subspace Emissary...a nice 4-5 hour story mode through the world of Nintendo, battling an army controlled by the evil Ancient Minister. Well, it holds its own as a decent story. Some cutscenes can get funny, and some cutscenes get intense, and there's even a plot twist or two, which on its own made the story's score better. The story is fine, but you'll be having fun pummeling on the Subspace Army and the fun as heck boss battles rather than paying much attention to the story.

Controls: 10/10
The only possibility that you can't find a control scheme that doesn't suit you is if...well...no, it's impossible to not find a control scheme. Play with Wiimote, Classic Controller, Gamecube Controller...I mean, no matter what you say, you can find a scheme that you are confortable with and that works fine for the action ahead in Brawl. It's brilliant!

Online: 8/10
I added an online score mostly because online is a huge addition to the Smash Bros. series in Brawl. The online play can get pretty dang fun, to say the least. It's sad that you can't see anyone's names or have a leaderboard or keep you statistics, but even so, you'll find some competitive challenges here, and it can get intense.

Replay Value: 10/10
There's too much to do here. Trying to beat Subspace Emissary on intense, collecting everything, beating the events, unlocking characters, stages, it's just way too much to simply play the Subspace and call it quits. You will be playing this until you 2012, if not longer.
I'm not exaggerating either.

Overall: 10/10
This game is the best game probably ever made. With the thousands of trophies, stickers, songs, and who knows what the heck else to collect, you'll be hooked. The additions of wi-fi, final smashes, assist trophies, a neat character list, landmasters, and EVERYTHING makes the third game in the highly acclaimed Smash Bros. series the best yet.

Buy or Rent?
um...Buy. Buy 5 copies and give them to your friends. Buy 20 copies and keep them in a closet until the future where you sell them for hundreds. Whatever you do, even if you don't have a Wii, get your hands on this game. Even smell the plastic, it smelled oh so good.

Reviewer's Score: 10/10, Originally Posted: 02/01/08

Game Release: Dairantou Smash Brothers X (JP, 01/31/08)"
 

Norm

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either they\'re just trying to rile people up or they\'re just *****ing because baby didn\'t get their bottle in terms of characters.
 

Banjodorf

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Quote - "At the end of the day, it all boils down to one verdict: too much rehashing, and too little "new" content, filler aside. Of course, there's the old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," but personally, I couldn't help but feel a tinge of disappointment. For those who wanted a Melee 1.1, that's great, but I'd rather have stuck to Melee instead of shelling out another $50 for a limited upgrade."

LOL. Too little new content? LOL

Seriously. And one of them said "It has Sonic Boom"...... just..fail..fail... and more fail. GameFAQs... hopefully noone believes these incredibly biased and sad reviews. This game is much better than Melee, and even though these guys are full of ****, Sakurai worked too long and hard to have this kind of BS written about his masterpiece. I hope he doesnt read those reviews, however sad and untrue they are, it might hurt him. Sigh.. PS fanboys must die.. Theyre bitter, because this game will sell better than all PS3 games and the PS3combined.

Edit: I just found this part, and even though this idiot gave the music a big score, what he said about "They put alot of effort into making Pokemon msuci sound effort, which is nearly impossible" :mad::mad::mad: That hurt me. My Pokemon Fanboy heart was bleeding.. :(

Quote - "Simply put, Brawl is best enjoyed not as a real game but more as an interactive gallery of Nintendo history. The most enjoyable of these nostalgia trips come from the music. At worst, the music is slightly embarrassing - Nintendo has obviously made a noble effort to make Pokemon music sound epic, which most gamers will agree is impossible. At best, it is a veritable Nintendo retrospective in musical form. Sound effects are serviceable, though many are reused from Melee. The announcer and audience are more annoying than ever to boot."

Then again, thats what 5 of these guys are trying to do. Make people think the game is terrible, so people will want the PS3 or 360 games more...

although, I have alot of respect for the guys that gave it a fantastic score. They speak the truth and arent trying to turn unwise players away from it...
 

Red Kirby

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No one should really take any reviews seriously from Gamefaqs. I mean cmon, that site is a zoo.

Nice username btw. ;)
Color+Kirby power!
 
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