My first reaction was: this acting is bad, this music is banal and sentimental, this dialogue cheesy and commonplace and platitudinous, and there is not a frame which truly feels like the Legend of Zelda. Notice how they created several videos with the same style, only getting views when they awkwardly imposed it on LoZ. It's all theatre, it's all stage tricks, there's no trace of sincere sentiment, or its too diluted and has long been lost. Nor let us ignore how mannered and manufactured the style of conversation is, how fake and unbelievable. No man ever has a conversation at once so tense, philosophical and arousing. It's not life; just some fantastical, imaginary, 'exciting' fiction.* Not to say the writing succeeds in that department. ("The problem with being able to do anything, is not being able to do anything" -- ..) And for all its trying, it has nothing that warms the heart or soothes the soul like walking around in Hyrule does.
Trickery like this is for the feeble. "Great men do not play stage-tricks with doctrines of life and death, only little men do that."
The one and only put down required for folks who make these things: they are little men trying to do great things
I would nail the Shiek though, if that's any consolation. Though she has something very.. mannered? And that round face makes her a little too.. unrefined? Something doesn't entirely work for me. She seems as fake as the scenes she's acting out.
*I have no sympathy for escapism of that sort. "You may be downtrodden and swindled, but in the eyes of God you are superior to your oppressors, and by means of films and magazines you can enjoy a fantasy existence in which you constantly triumph over the people who defeat you in real life. ... So long as you can dream of yourself as a ‘strong, hard-working garage hand’ giving some moneyed crook a sock on the jaw, the real facts can be forgotten." I don't demand realism in everything, but to see nothing but bustle and spectacle in Hollywood when the average man and his immemorial struggle with life -- the
reality of it --is forgotten is sad. It's largely their own fault though: when they see another 'superhero' clad in spandex they can forget their extremely married, eminently respectable, wholly undistinguished and truly miserable life. All I can utter when I view them is "I'd rather die than be one of them." Rather a foul gamer than another philistine lost to time. (
Here's this exact sentiment conveyed by me in a speech.)