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Allied

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Seriously this girl i've been talking to for a couple of days now is just like LOVING me and me being you know nabbin honeys and what not so i'm like just playing the nice guy and just being myself trying to be funny

And shes loving IT shes like "Oh allied you so crazzy <3"
and bla bla flirting stuff

So today i go onto her myspace and after basically just admitting shes like falling for me
I JUST SAW SHE haS A BOYFRIEND

Jeeez All women are the same nasty hoes

Like seriously i can't trust one of them for a SECOND:mad::mad:
 
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blakinola

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From what I see, it's not like she lied to you or anything. You were just the victim of unfortunate circumstances.

Women are the most beautifullest thing in the world, and they're the reason we all exist
 
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Messing with Alexis, Allied? yea. that **** suxx. You can find the real girls midwest for some odd reason -_-
 
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blakinola

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I feel that most smashers who do have girlfriends exist heavily outside smash

I for one, would never bring my gf to a tournament

and smashers know how to...bro it up. So I mean, if girls won't work for ya, mayne...
 
Coney

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my girl regularly gets messages from guys trying to pry her away from me

it's actually kinda fun because we deal with it together and mess with them by pretending that i'm an abusive boyfriend who would go absolutely bazonkers on her if she were to leave

the guys get all I WILL SAVE YOU but never say **** to me
just continue trying to draw her in with awkward innuendo and grade-school flirtation
 
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Homies over hoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU

But seriously, a girl with a boyfriend is by no means off limits. Simply put, if you happen to have more going for you and she happens to like you better, she will perceive you as a higher value, more desirable mate than the obstacle (read: boyfriend). The female psyche has been figured out.

Question: Why didn't you check her myspace and relationship status sooner?
 
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blakinola

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I'm going to bring my girlfriend to an event, and we're going to conduct an experiment

and for every guy that hits on her, i'm starting a fight. But she doesn't do that stuff in relationships, she loves me too much and would never do it

STEP YO GAME UP ALLIED, NO JOHNS

africa edit:

also: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904510
 
Crizthakidd

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dude allied i know what u mean. girls be all over your **** and then a few days later on yea i gots dat BF

like uhhhhh wtf.

then i start to think are all girls gonna be like that. what if the one i date is dong this to other guys too


WTF
 
Lobos

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allied is pissed

wait till you get the baby mama drama.........unless you're one of the lucky few that meets a girl that is wife material
 
Gangsta_inc

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It seems always that way. Especially at ccbc catonsville...ugh
- 4:13 pm-

"Hey boo, what's your name?"
"Davonte, whats yours?"
"*name with held*....You're kinda cute Davonte
"*Blah blah blah*"
*common intrest*
"Oh cool I'm into that too"
* her phone rings*
"****, it's my boyfriend"
*I've halfway lost intrest at this point but she looks good so I hang in there*
"Okay, sure"
*click*
"So.. how long you been together?"
" A yea (year), He's in jail though he'll be out in a few munts (months)"
(****)
"For what?"
"Attempted murder "
"with what?"
" a firearm"
"Why?"
"He caught me talking to this guy"
*my ***** senses tingle*

*She doesn't mention he's a dealer*

"Oh. Well.....I,uh I got a bus to catch"

*the patapsco station bus appears, this takes me to UMBC..further AWAY From home in which I wait an hour for the returning room cause I have no clue where the game longe is*

We should adopt some sort of card system, or something so we make an understanding of untouchables, undesirables, etc.
 
Allied

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Turbo Ether said:
Homies over hoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU

But seriously, a girl with a boyfriend is by no means off limits. Simply put, if you happen to have more going for you and she happens to like you better, she will perceive you as a higher value, more desirable mate than the obstacle (read: boyfriend). The female psyche has been figured out.

Question: Why didn't you check her myspace and relationship status sooner?
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Well here is the thing man, She kinda hid it on her myspace like she put the boyfriend as "Herbestfriend" and never really talked about it when flirting with me so i'm just assumign its like no big deal

Next thing you know thers a pic of them kissing... 0_o


Africa said:
I'm going to bring my girlfriend to an event, and we're going to conduct an experiment

and for every guy that hits on her, i'm starting a fight. But she doesn't do that stuff in relationships, she loves me too much and would never do it

STEP YO GAME UP ALLIED, NO JOHNS

africa edit:

also: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904510
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I'll nab your women in a heartbeat XD joking but yeah girls are mean

Crizthakidd said:
dude allied i know what u mean. girls be all over your **** and then a few days later on yea i gots dat BF

like uhhhhh wtf.

then i start to think are all girls gonna be like that. what if the one i date is dong this to other guys too


WTF
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Dude i just got friendzoned by a train girl for some reason and now this? Girl bad luck all day i guess >.>

Lobos said:
allied is pissed

wait till you get the baby mama drama.........unless you're one of the lucky few that meets a girl that is wife material
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Lobos good luck with that bro i feel ya
 
Allied

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Yo tell me how i got her full address and personal information within the first 3 hours we were talking.
 
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Allied said:
Yo tell me how i got her full address and personal information within the first 3 hours we were talking.
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It's a trap, if you accept, her bf will be summoned in five turns, if you deny, a random black guy will proceed to block
 
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Allied said:
^^ ether is pumped
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"'Fellas, don't say nothing too stupid, 'cause women are all about the mood. If she's in the mood to **** you, shut up, let it happen! 'Cause If you say the wrong thing, them panties are coming up mighty fast!"

Sounds like you can almost relate!

KayLo! said:
Lol. Boys.
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Our thought process is very simple. Within 15 seconds of first meeting a woman, we've already rated her physical appearance on a scale of 1-10 and determined what the sex may be like. That's not the only thing we think about, though, but usually the first.
 
ChaosKnight

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the thing is are you the type of guy that can be like yo break it off lets go or can you be the one that says ewww shes a nasty hoe


like seriously girls get bored of there boyfriends quick xD
 
Suspect

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Allied said:
Seriously this girl i've been talking to for a couple of days now is just like LOVING me and me being you know nabbin honeys and what not so i'm like just playing the nice guy and just being myself trying to be funny

And shes loving IT shes like "Oh allied you so crazzy <3"
and bla bla flirting stuff

So today i go onto her myspace and after basically just admitting shes like falling for me
I JUST SAW SHE haS A BOYFRIEND

Jeeez All women are the same nasty hoes

Like seriously i can't trust one of them for a SECOND:mad::mad:
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If you stay nabbin honeys den..


and you got played
 
Allied

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Africa said:
allied I went to your myspace

and I didn't recognize no swagger
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You obviously, dont even know the mere meaning of swagger

I am all that is swag

I'm the voice of the generation, Swagger Genious, Flirting God call me what you may

But let it be known i'm a established legend when it comes to this

:3

Suspect said:
If you stay nabbin honeys den..


and you got played
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Oh i moved on thought it was grimy tho XD

BTW YOU MAD SUSPECT?
 
Allied

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btw anyone notice how abnoxious most females are (NOT SMASHER FEMALES YOU GUYS ROCK :3)

They are SO dumb i ask girls every time i met them as an ice breaker
10 facts about yourself while trying to be funny
i always get the same stupid answers

"Uhmm ok lol <3" (Yes shes already using the <3 on me cuz i'm just that good)

"Well ahhh, I go on myspace alot"

No **** thats how we met you creeper :3 (add the face to keep it to teasing level and not just blantly insulting even tho she will take this as an insult)

"OMG IM NOT YOUR SO MEAN"

aww baby you know im just playing (settles the ***** down)

"...you better not do that again :D" (YEAH RIGHT LOL)

Ok ten facts GO!

"Uhm.... i like to eat" (who doesnt you dumb blonde)

Oh word

"IDK THIS IS TOO HARD YOU TRY IT <3" (random love signs, cool)

Ok well i like traveling

"awwwe thats cute" (everything i say is cute to you isnt it?)


You see!?

This is what men deal with!

inb4girlrage
<3
 
Suspect

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lol naw im not mad

but yea alot of girls are grimey, just gotta act the same back.

some girls i treat like gum on my shoe
 
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Me: Yo Dave wus sup?
Dave: DOOD OMFG I GOT FRIENDZONED!!!!
Me: You were already in the boyfriend zone how teh ****?
Dave: Idunno dood I g2g tho, I'll ttyl im playing WoW with ether and DM right now.


*click*
 
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Turbo Ether

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Ophy said:
Me: Yo Dave wus sup?
Dave: Idunno dood I g2g tho, I'll ttyl im playing WoW with ether and DM right now.


*click*
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That's right, me and Allied **** battlegrounds. My lesbian Night Elf Warrior butchers everyone, while Allied keeps us alive! <3
 
Allied

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Suspect said:
lol naw im not mad

but yea alot of girls are grimey, just gotta act the same back.

some girls i treat like gum on my shoe
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i agree completely

b1anK said:


this is all you need to know Dave

:3
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LOL
Ophy said:
Me: Yo Dave wus sup?
Dave: DOOD OMFG I GOT FRIENDZONED!!!!
Me: You were already in the boyfriend zone how teh ****?
Dave: Idunno dood I g2g tho, I'll ttyl im playing WoW with ether and DM right now.


*click*
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Turbo Ether said:
That's right, me and Allied **** battlegrounds. My lesbian Night Elf Warrior butchers everyone, while Allied keeps us alive! <3
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LOL XD we just **** those bgs son

btw sorry i couldn't come chill ether, i fell asleep XD

AND they need me at work today >.> tommorow tho i'll hit you ****ers up
 
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Turbo Ether

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NaS said:
"But to be my queen you must...
Point out my enemies, a girl who's into me
But not a hype chick- someone with proper energy
Someone who's into me who won't **** all my enemies
And you can be the one 'cuz I'm feelin' ya energy"
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Props to whoever can tell me the name of the song without googling the lyrics. Not his best song, but I figured the lyrics were somewhat appropriate for this discussion. :)
 
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