Las Pictoras - SWF Picture Thread

[Matt]

First I'm Peter Tork, then I'm Galadriel, then I'm Disney's King Arthur...

Make up your minds!

And yes, no matter who I am, my ears can be wound up and I can doooo maaaagic. I can doooo aaanything that yooou desire.

You know damn well, *****es.

 

[Mediocre]

Matt, shut up before I hug you.

 

[Mediocre]

Crono has strangely full lips.

I think Crono got the negro lip genes.

EDIT: What? I double posted? Oops. Deal with it.

 

[Azua]

*drags topic out of its grave*

Um..Yeah.

Crono's got pretty lips, leave 'em alone ;P

TM! I WANT TEH HAT! They look like..floppy, plaid bunny ears ;_;
We had a floppy eared bunny once..but I think it got hit by a car or the dog ate it or something ;\

I should get a hat with moose antlers.

Anyway.

Camera's flash isn't working right, so I get crap pictures.
I look like some 12-year-old pirate wannabe. ;\
Gotta dig the star necklace, though. It's one of those that you pull apart and snap back together. The ones that were around for kiddies back in the 80's.
Oh, I dyed my hair again too. Big surprise.

EDIT: Camera flash actually did something worth a ****. Wow. Much better picture of my hair:

I'm half blonde, oh noes

Yes, I look like a chubby version of Satan in that picture, but I don't care. I think it looks nice.
My sister needed a b&w picture of a couple for her photography thing, so, naturally, she used Jay and I as guinea pigs.

 

[Mediocre]

Yes, I look like a chubby version of Satan in that picture, but I don't care.

What the **** is it with you girls and the weight?

Are you just trying to get compliments, or do you actually think you're fat?

God dammit, if I wanted to date a mannequin I'd ****ing buy one. I wouldn't make a girl starve herself.

You've got some major bags under your eyes there, girl.

Get yourself some sleep.

Crono's got pretty lips, leave 'em alone ;P

Oh, he does, 'fer shure.

They're just pretty negro lips. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Azua]

Mediocre


Are you just trying to get compliments, or do you actually think you're fat?

I didn't say fat, I said chubby, ****it. There's a difference.
I'm terribly out of shape. To the point of having excess skin, which is nasty. The excess skin makes me look chubby sometimes. That was one of those times. Great, ain't it?

You've got some major bags under your eyes there, girl.

Get yourself some sleep.

Nope, I've had those since I's a kid. Being anemic doesn't help much either.

 

[Rainy Day Toast]

Azua, I liked the pictures of you in the cool jacket and cute hat better.

Oh, by the way.

****ty picture, but better than the last one I posted, I guess. I don't photograph well.

 

[Mediocre]

****ty picture, but better than the last one I posted, I guess. I don't photograph well.

The pale skin/dark hair combo is never bad.

To the point of having excess skin, which is nasty. The excess skin makes me look chubby sometimes.

What the ****?

I hardly move and I don't have that problem.

Of course, dead bodies usually have excess skin.

Azua, I liked the pictures of you in the cool jacket and cute hat better.

Seconded.

 

[Cashed]

Thirded. You looked very precious in the other pictures, Az. Now you just look like a goth. :|

 

[Azua]

It's the avon lipstick, isn't it?

Originally posted by Mediocre

Of course, dead bodies usually have excess skin.

Hah, that ain't far from the truth. I've been sick since late March.


RDT, you have a very pretty face.


Cashed: *shrug* wudn't trying to look like anything. Think it might be the lipstick, though. it's actually golden brown, not dark hooker red. :/

 

[Venom Dream]

Re: *drags topic out of its grave*

Originally posted by Azua's dead body

I look like some 12-year-old pirate wannabe. ;\

Pirates are great; You should be glad

Also, I likey the third picture...

Crono looks like a celebrity to me. But I don't know what celebrity... >_<

 

[Bumble Bee Tuna]

No sense in glossing over things. Not only did you look better in your last pictures, Azua, but you look plain old hideous in these ones. Like, heinously ugly. Please, for the same of everyone that must see your grim visage, stop uglifying yourself.

-B

 

[Azua]

Not in a million years.

Awww, but it's fun.

Ah, I've finally gotten the reaction I wanted. You never let me down, B.

Anybody have an idea on where to get the type of foundation that some radiation therapy patients use?

My skin actually looks worse when I don't wear it, if you can believe that.

 

[Amorasaki]

TM looks very nice : )

Azua... blue hair was better, but natural color = best.

Matt looks a lot different from when he first posted a pic here ages ago...

Troy posted a picture? You and RDT have some basic similarities. Very clean looking pale skin and dark hair.

I'd post a new picture but im already being a *****.

 

[Rainy Day Toast]

So, Azua, even if you look like **** in those photos (except the last one; you look adorable in the last one), what's that red thing you're wearing? Is it vinyl, or leather? And if it's leather, where can I get one? <3

 

[Azua]

Originally posted by Amorasaki

I'd post a new picture but im already being a *****.

And those guys on adultfriendfinder just looo-oo-ooove you for it. Waahahah


RDT: Alas, it's vinyl. Lip Service has something against slaughtering thousands of innocent animals. But it was on clearance for like ten bucks.

 

[Rainy Day Toast]

I think the answer is in "ten bucks" rather than in slaughtering animals.

 

[Matt]

Originally posted by Amorasaki
Matt looks a lot different from when he first posted a pic here ages ago...

I'll just assume that was a compliment and continue selectively hearing only the good things said about me while giving absolutely no regards to the contrary.

Although I can't ignore my hotornot.com rating. I'm only hotter than 62% of the men there.

 

[Mugquomp]

Originally posted by Matt
Although I can't ignore my hotornot.com rating. I'm only hotter than 62% of the men there.

Ha. I've got you beat there. My rating puts me hotter than 69% of the other men. With this picture:

 

[Matt]

Most girls are orgasmic for any guy who plays a string instrument. I'm sure these same types of girls go to hotornot on a regular basis and give bad ratings to non-string playin' guys like me. It's perfectly ridiculous, I says.

More evidence that hotornot is silly:

This somehow has a friggin' 7 average. WTF, MATE?

And I turned down another potential ***** to my ranch. She wasn't terrible looking. Maybe a 6. But...

Greetings!my name is Myda and i live in the chicago area.Im 5'7 really long hair,gothic,vamp,witch im very open minded always up for anything.loves art photograghy etc.i listen to Metal black metal goth darkwave classical oldies.um......im a gemini..

That took her down about 50 points on the scale.

 

[Legolas]

Lmao, this topic is so old. Been a while since I've been here... Glad to see this place still going.

As for a picture, my web cam go bye bye. Not that I'd give you looosers a picture of my secksyness.

Matt, you still have that sexy voice?

 

[Amorasaki]

matt...reveal the ranch!

 

[iceman14]

Matt that chick is hot, if that is her bio, then she would get a 10 from me, if not I would give her an 8.

 

[Matt]

Originally posted by Legolas
Matt, you still have that sexy voice?

I dunno. You be the judge.

Make it Hot by Vs

Hey girl are you chillin' in the back
Why d'you land in the cut like that
So hot where do I begin
With that body you're a perfect sin

Pick it up just a little bit
For you moves you look so fit!
Shake it off work it out for me
Warm it up let me feel the heat

If you're feeling what im feeling come get a taste
If you need the one I need then I know this place
If your knowing what im meanin' then come lets roll (Oh)

Make it hot (yeah)
From the corner to the centre of the club (yeah)
Holler at me now can we make it pop
Let's get this started
Raise your hands for me


And here's my ranch, Amo. :D

 

[KaoS]

My ranking on Hotornot.com is 9.4
I'm hotter then 93% of the people on HotorNot.com.

But I cheated . . .

I took my shirt off in the picture to reveal my awesome muscles.

EDIT: *thinking to self* Should I post the picture.... should I post the picture?! .... Would they think I was gay?!

 

[Cashed]

... You like short girls, Matt.

I myself am a little uncomfortable when I'm 6 inches taller than the girl.

 

[iceman14]

Matt, your ranch need to improve, ALOT,now.

I like any good looking chick who likes me.

Yes, I have low standards. Kyleigh and Brit are hot but the last is not.

 

[Matt]

Originally posted by Cashed
... You like short girls, Matt.

I myself am a little uncomfortable when I'm 6 inches taller than the girl.

Waaaait a minute! Two of the three girls said they're 5' 8". That's only one inch shorter than I am.

And also the same sexy height as Toasty. Hey baby.

EDIT: Dammit, dude, change your avatar! I keep thinking you're INFESTD.

No offense to INFESTD, of course.

 

[Cashed]

Shorty.

 

[Matt]

My height of 5'9" is the average for an adult male, thank you very much!

*sobs*

EDIT: Dude, did you know that every avatar you've ever used has been one that I submitted? That's a disturbing coincidence.

 

[iceman14]

I didn't even have it for and hour and you want me to change it. Meet HB.

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. You have 2 more left.

P.S I want Myda

 

[ender]

Matt, your voice isnt sexy. At least not if that song was you singing. And as long as Im a straight guy.

 

[Hoefler]

More me.

At my girlfriend's house making peanut butter balls. (Yes.)

Demonstrating what I've learned from Outdoor Education. (Blowing into a pencap as a whistle)

Yum.

Enjoi as I know you all will.

 

[Troy]

A few new pictures of me ^_^

^ Thats me attempting to look punk XD

^ Thats me looking semi-hippy <_<;

^ Me being kinda "whateva"

^ aggervation? slightly?

 

[Rainy Day Toast]

You'd be gorgeous if you'd just smile a bit more. You look really cute in that second picture.

 

[Troy]

hehe, the second one my friend demanded i smiled XD.. so i tried my best ..

 

[Legolas]

311 can I have a peanutbutter ball? =0 I luv deh peenutbooter.

Troy smile more. :D You know you want to, every one loves smiling. Am I right?

EDIT: Gahh 311 you ate your girlfriend. Was the peanutbutter not enough!?

 

[MrSilver]

OMFG! What happened to my hair? It hasn't been this short in a decade. Also, I hadn't shaved in over a week due to laziness.

 

[CORY]

whoa, ****, you're fuzzy...

on a related note, i trimmed the back of my hair today with a hair band scrunchie thing and a pair of scissors. i'm surprised i didn't manage to **** it up...

 

[Hoefler]

CORY, you so sexxii...

*points at sig*