Kirby is in fact jesus!

[lint789]

Not too long ago my friend asked me the ridiculous question of who would be jesus in brawl. At first all i said was snake and meta because theyre strong as nuts, but then it hit me.

Sakura is god in brawl. The one who not only created brawl, but created the kirby franchise. Kirby, therefore is the son of god, otherwise known as jebus christ.

Some argue that dedede is sakurais favorite character, therefore hes jesus, but i disagree. I like to refer to him more as moses.

 

[Kirby Magatsu]

yeah, but then Kirby is the firstborn, being the official jesus.

 

[Airgemini]

But Sakurai did Dedede's voice in Brawl.

 

[Krii]

then Dedede is an angel, for some angels are who do that cause apparantly listening to the voice of god will destroy our brains >.>

 

[Lootic]

It all makes sense but meta then he is way to good even without AT´s , he cant die unless sent to the god above and has this mask hiding his true identity so none will know who he is. Some people has said he comes in the kirby games challenging kirby to test him. Sorry guys kirby aint Jesus, Meta is, besides he isnt as childish as kirby is.

 

[lint789]

It all makes sense but meta then he is way to good even without AT´s , he cant die unless sent to the god above and has this mask hiding his true identity so none will know who he is. Some people has said he comes in the kirby games challenging kirby to test him. Sorry guys kirby aint Jesus, Meta is, besides he isnt as childish as kirby is.

Yeah, Ma nuts he is. Hes a jesus impersonator. Dare i say it, meta is the anti-christ!!!!1!!!1!

 

[napZzz]

oh please. Snake made himself Jesus because he wanted to, taking away the title from kirby.

 

[lint789]

Snake is obviously muslim. therefore he is the allah of brawl.

 

[SkaManifesto]

Snake is obviously muslim. therefore he is the allah of brawl.

LMAO Hilarious!

 

[Kirby Magatsu]

Snake clean the bathroom for Kirby take a shower.

And Meta Knight tried to be Jesus, but Kirby doesn't allow it.

 

[RedfishX]

A couple of points here:

Does it occur to anybody else that now about half the stuff on the Kirby board has nothing to do with the game? Peanut Butter Jelly Time, God Tier, Jesus...

Anyways, MK is Judah.

I think jigglypuff is an angel. Hardly anybody asks for it to be in the life (the game) and yet it somehow shows up every book of the bible (every installment of smash.)

Kirby also gives his life to save people (in 2v2, Kirbycide to help your teammate. *sniff*)

 

[DarkThundah]

I think we all know who the real Jesus in Brawl is.

Only one man is up for the job.... The Master Chief

 

[lint789]

I think we all know who the real Jesus in Brawl is.

Only one man is up for the job.... The Master Chief

ma boy, dont you know mastercheif is kirby in disguise.

 

[Grunge]

Yeah, Ma nuts he is. Hes a jesus impersonator. Dare i say it, meta is the anti-christ!!!!1!!!1!

Naw Ganondorf is the Anti-Christ
But MK is his right hand man

 

[YinYang.ERROR]

ma boy, dont you know mastercheif is kirby in disguise.

nothing > Kirby
Kirby > Master Cheif
Master Cheif > nothing

the loop continues...

 

[lint789]

Naw Ganondorf is the Anti-Christ
But MK is his right hand man

No, ganon is just a demon or whatever. Besides doesnt the anti-christ have to be similar to jesus.

nothing > Kirby
Kirby > Master Cheif
Master Cheif > nothing

the loop continues...

Now really WTF.

 

[chingy]

kirby is jesus in game bow down to the son of god!

 

[IC3R]

ma boy, dont you know mastercheif is kirby in disguise.

lulz

 

[GhettoSheep]

I hate to break it to you guys because I love Kirby too, but King DDD would actually be Sakurai's first born,

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=170093

He's hundreds of years old, and kirby is not

 

[lint789]

I hate to break it to you guys because I love Kirby too, but King DDD would actually be Sakurai's first born,

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=170093

He's hundreds of years old, and kirby is not

Sure god created Dedede first (you know there was other humans around before jesus), but only kirby can be called sakurais son. Have you seen kirbys down tilt? Its obvious that sakurai passed down the art of tripping to his child.

Besides I thought kirby games were a retelling of jesus' life as a child.

 

[daddyshere12]

Kirby is obv. jesus I mean no one that small can make a sword and a hammer pop out from nowhere, turn into a stone, and suck up someone like DDD and not even double in size.

So obv.

 

[TheSMASHtyke]

edit: crap, the other images blows mine out of the water...

 

[Tokerella]

lulz

ahh hes armed with stickies! lawl

 

[Kirby Magatsu]

Kirby is the existence, if you think that Kirby isn't god of smash, then you don't exist.

lawl, this thread is funny =]

 

[lint789]

Kirby is the existence, if you think that Kirby isn't god of smash, then you don't exist.

lawl, this thread is funny =]

No, kirby is jesus, not god.

 

[GhettoSheep]

A Kirby with Master Chief powers would be ridiculously god tier

 

[Genghis Krahn]

But Sakurai did Dedede's voice in Brawl.

Ok, so I think that would make Dedede God. Kirby would be Jesus, and Meta Knight is the Holy Spirit. The Kirby Trinity.

 

[Roy-G-Biv]

As much as I admire kirby (I am a kirby fan, starting with kirby's dreamland 1),
I would have to say this is incorrect.

You see, All of Nintendo's Employees pitched in to make this. Making them the so called "Angels", and their organization "god". Ok, so, the "Jesus" of SSB would have to be Mario.

1. He was the first nintendo charater introduced, thanks to the game called "Donkey Kong" He and Donkey Kongs would be like the jesuses of SSB. (Mario's original name was Jumpman.)

2. He pretty much made gaming very popular, in which he would be the saviour of gaming. Which pretty much inspired the creation of Sonic The Hedgehog, which, at one time, was more popular than Mario.

3. He made nintendo popular.

4. He's Nintendo's Mascot.

5. Nintendo made more mario games than any other series made by Nintendo. Infact, there are More MARIO Games than there are in any other series.

 

[lint789]

As much as I admire kirby (I am a kirby fan, starting with kirby's dreamland 1),
I would have to say this is incorrect.

You see, All of Nintendo's Employees pitched in to make this. Making them the so called "Angels", and their organization "god". Ok, so, the "Jesus" of SSB would have to be Mario.

1. He was the first nintendo charater introduced, thanks to the game called "Donkey Kong" He and Donkey Kongs would be like the jesuses of SSB. (Mario's original name was Jumpman.)

2. He pretty much made gaming very popular, in which he would be the saviour of gaming. Which pretty much inspired the creation of Sonic The Hedgehog, which, at one time, was more popular than Mario.

3. He made nintendo popular.

4. He's Nintendo's Mascot.

5. Nintendo made more mario games than any other series made by Nintendo. Infact, there are More MARIO Games than there are in any other series.

But mario wasnt created by Sakurai.
He could be the jesus of nintendo, but not brawl.

 

[Magikirby]

Tabuu is Satan, right?

 

[Sarijy]

Pit is an angel....
Yes.... I went there....
Nobody else go there....
What would Yoshi or some other obscure character be? Squirtle?

 

[roman5hero]

Kirby for Jesus tier

 

[WhoseReality?]

Jesus is my favorite fictional character.


I caught the Simpsons reference in the original post too.

 

[chingy]

roy g y u have to get so nerdy about it? were having fun and u killed it T_T

 

[Rick-E]

lololol 1f u guy$ kn3w n3tin b0t t3h br@wlz u w00d c t@t ROB 1s t3h J3buz Chr1$t.

 

[Bnana]

MOST BLASPHEMOUS CONVERSATION EVER....but I agree nonetheless kirby is in fact Jesus Christ

 

[lilthunder91013]

As much as I admire kirby (I am a kirby fan, starting with kirby's dreamland 1),
I would have to say this is incorrect.

You see, All of Nintendo's Employees pitched in to make this. Making them the so called "Angels", and their organization "god". Ok, so, the "Jesus" of SSB would have to be Mario.

1. He was the first nintendo charater introduced, thanks to the game called "Donkey Kong" He and Donkey Kongs would be like the jesuses of SSB. (Mario's original name was Jumpman.)


that would make Mario and DK Adam and Eve

 

[A New England Winter]

O_o

Hmm...

Kirby = Jesus
Dedede = Jason
MK = Judas
Ganon = Goliath
TL = David
Olimar = Moses
Pikmin = Jews

Pikachu = Zeus
Pit = Hermes
Zelda = Athena
Samus = Aphrodite
Mario = Hercules
Bowser = Hades

Marth = Odin
Ike = Thor (but with fire)
PT = The Fates (Squirtle = Past, Ivysaur = Present, Charizard = Future)
Diddy Kong = Loki
Lucario = Bauldr

Game and Watch = Allah

Captain Falcon = Naked Snake
Naked Snake = Big Boss
Solid Snake = clone of Big Boss
therefore, Solid Snake = Captain Falcon

Sonic = blast through with sonic sped!!1!1!

>________>

 

[Lord Viper]

One of the best Kirby Threads made so far. XD

Kirby can make miracles happen after all. Am I right?

 

[Red.Tide]

Well of course Kirby's Jesus, haven't you seen him with Snake's beard?