Joke Thread

[KeroKeroppi]

What's green and has wheels?

Spoiler

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

 

[cmu6eh]

What is brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

 

[clubbadubba]

Man this thread didn't even survive a single day

 

[Han Solo]

What's green and has wheels?

Spoiler

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Aw, reusing jokes just like Battlecow. That's cute.

 

[M!nt]

you guys are being pretty mean to his thread

all I can say tho yobolight, is that you're wrong and to play online
















or go to tournaments, but who wants to do that? console smash? eww

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Aw, reusing jokes just like Battlecow. That's cute.

I like you so I gave you a sneak peek. Next time I won't be so kind.

 

[Yobolight]

feel kind of bad about this thread.

was getting frustrated at the game when really I was just in a slump.

Playing good again.

can see what I need to improve

the way forward has revealed itself to me

On I go

Low-tier main 4ever

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

What is brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

[FONT=&quot]Three blind mice walk into a pub.
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Spoiler

They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

 

[KeroKeroppi]

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar.

Spoiler

What a fine example of an integrated community.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

The aristocrats

 

[Battlecow]

Ukrainian man walk into a bar

Bartender say, "Why the long face?"

"I am think of my daughter. She is lay with many soldier for potato feed baby."

Bartender smile. He knows there is no potato.

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Ukrainian man walk into a bar

Bartender say, "Why the long face?"

"I am think of my daughter. She is lay with many soldier for potato feed baby."

Bartender smile. He knows there is no potato.

That was horrible.

You're better than that bovine. Step your game up.

 

[asianaussie]

posting in best thread

How many Arabs does it take to fly an aeroplane?

Spoiler

Just one.

You racist *******.

 

[Battlecow]

How do you make a five year old cry twice?

Spoiler

wipe your **** on her teddy bear afterwards

 

[AtotheZ]

Yobo's OP really fits with the thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIhyj9ikFrQ

 

[mixa]

a man walks into a bra

 

[ballin4life]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Want a drink?"

Descates says "I think not" and disappears.

 

[AtotheZ]

Why did the plane crash?

Spoiler

because the pilot was a loaf of bread

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Sedda]

Why did the plane crash?

Spoiler

because the pilot was a loaf of bread

This really made me want to watch Airplane now lol.

 

[AtotheZ]

This really made me want to watch Airplane now lol.

Haha I definitely need to watch that again!

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Xenoforo seems to be ruining the spoiler tag.
I guess this thread dies for now until it is fixed, oh well.
It's more fun with it anyway.

 

[meowmeowrainbowkitty]

@Yobo --dude, totally talk to someone awesome about smash. like there's just so much to learn / know. For example, I was talking to Firo a while back... and he said that one thing he does for reads = people usually tech the same direction they DI. <---totally interesting! and it's just the little things like this that make smash great.

Also...clowns. clowns are funny.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Why did the creator of Nintendo break a table?

He was having a Wii Fit.

 

[Komotonoto]

Yo momma so ugly, she made a blind child scream and run away.

 

[NovaSmash]

Yo momma smell so bad she made Right Guard turn left and Speed Stick slow down.

 

[Sensei]

What's the difference between a black man and a pie of pizza?
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The pizza is an inanimate object.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"