ITT: Hypothetical Situation.

[OF 'til I OD]

You have just been convicted and sentenced to Death Row (not that it matters, but you killed your wife, her estranged lover, your three children, the guy who did the voice for Fred Flintstone, Mr. T, and a baby).

It is your last meal, what do you get?

Me:

Thousands and Thousands of Christmas Oreos (regardless of if it's Christmas or not, those ones just taste the best >_>)

Gallons and Gallons of Egg Nog.

Keep in mind, in a few hours, you'll be dead. You can eat whatever you want!!11

 

[Jammer]

Woah, for a second there I thought your post said "I [as in you, the thread creator] have just been convicted and sentenced to Death Row."

I'm glad that that was a misreading.

So this is a "What's Your Favorite Food" thread? Okay.

I guess, if I ever became a killer, I'd enjoy drinking the blood of my victims as my last meal. But, failing that, I guess I'd like some kind of fusion of all the foods I like. That would include pizza, spaghetti, tons of Chinese food, a cheeseburger, some breakfast foods like eggs and waffles, etc.

 

[OF 'til I OD]

It doesn't really have to be your favorite food, just what you'd splurge on as your last meal.

Also, some people say they'd eat tons of spicy food, or tons of food that would make the emptying of their bowels quite unpleasant.

 

[Xsyven]

Thousands and Thousands of Christmas Oreos (regardless of if it's Christmas or not, those ones just taste the best >_>)

Are you talking about the white fudge covered ones that only come out during Christmas? Those things are amazing-- try 'em frozen.

 

[OF 'til I OD]

Are you talking about the white fudge covered ones that only come out during Christmas? Those things are amazing-- try 'em frozen.

lol

I was actually just talking about the Double Stuf with Red Creme. They don't taste any different, but I like them more...

Probably the feeling of Christmas.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Beans, and lots of it. So that the moment I die, I can make a large fart. lol

 

[Eor]

Beans, and lots of it. So that the moment I die, I can make a large fart. lol

Lobster, king crab, shrimp, wine cake, crab Cakes, burritos, flounder, and red wine.

Although I don't think they let you have anything alcoholic during it. If they did, I'd probably ask for something like Everclear as well, then try to chug it to my death before I get needled, because it's the last form of protest I could do.

 

[Pustulio]

Rice Pilaf, Spanish Rice, Ham Fried Rice.

 

[Jammer]

Question: Do they really give you any meal you want? If so, how did that start? Is there some kind of price limit on your order? How does it work?

 

[OF 'til I OD]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

It looks as if it depends. Some prisons don't do it whatsoever, some only allow you to choose from In Prison food (whatver you want), and some let you get outside food. The wiki has a lot of info.

I've heard of a $20 dollar limit, but I doubt that's true as:

"# Robert Alton Harris: A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino's pizzas (no anchovies), ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes.[14][15]"

 

[Jammer]

Oh man, that Last Meal article is the most depressing article on Wikipedia. It tells what real people who were sentenced to death had as their last meal.

I like this guy, though: Morris Mason: Four McDonalds Big Macs, two large fries, two hot fudge sundaes, a hot apple pie, and two large soft drinks.

That is a lot of last meal.

 

[wisewaters]

Philip Workman: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied.

That was from Wikipedia. That was just so noble and selfless of him. The officers were lower than arse for not following his death wish. If they can buy a meal for prisoners, why can't they buy it for another person. And what was the marlarky of justification for that? They don't want to run gas fare or it is a privilege entitled only for convicts?
It was the most facinating entry on the entire "Famous Last Meal Requests" for me. (Next to the guy who only ate an olive with pit still in it.) And they only started distributing veggie pizzas around Tennesse to the homeless shelters after his death.

P.S., who did he request it to?

Edit: Would they give it to me if I requested for some caviar, filet mignon(sp?), matso balls, columbian coffee, and a bottle of champange(sp?)? Is that still with in reason? XD

 

[pikachun00b7]

Lobster, king crab, shrimp, wine cake, crab Cakes, burritos, flounder, and red wine.

I would have a better chance getting into Wikipedia/CNN.

 

[Jammer]

That was just so noble and selfless of him. The officers were lower than arse for not following his death wish.

I'd have to disagree. The man was a convicted killer. While I don't agree with the death penalty, I don't think that people on death row should get any wish they want.

They couldn't just let him do that for political and societal reasons. It may be true that he was requesting it selflessly, but I find it more likely that he was just trying to look good and make the prison look bad. There are systems in place to help homeless people; they don't need a prisoner to give them his last meal.

That's my view.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Preferred last meal: Fresh salmon, potatoes with gravy, a salad, and some organic apple cider. If it had to be a one-set simple meal... probably a chicken quesadilla with hot salsa or hot sauce

 

[wisewaters]

I'd have to disagree. The man was a convicted killer. While I don't agree with the death penalty, I don't think that people on death row should get any wish they want.

They couldn't just let him do that for political and societal reasons. It may be true that he was requesting it selflessly, but I find it more likely that he was just trying to look good and make the prison look bad. There are systems in place to help homeless people; they don't need a prisoner to give them his last meal.

That's my view.

I must concur with you on the grounds that this is a plausible theory. But maybe he didn't (or did) care about what he was going to gain and pleaded to them for a beneficial request for someone else? Cause I honestly don't see how one last good act can have an inpact on his consequences. How is ordering pizza for someone else gonna help him avoid the death penalty. So I believe that he did it to help someone, not for personal gain.

 

[Tom]

Meat and potatoes, baby. Meat and potatoes.

Erm, whatever I can have? Maybe filet mignon and potatoes au gratin.

 

[Kitten]

About a dozen still hot, undercooked chocolate chip cookies and a pack of Lucky Strikes.

 

[Demon Kirby]

Spgahetti, pizza, anything Italian, because the Italian are gods.

 

[commonyoshi]

If it were at all possible, I think I would have Coney's Chicago deep dish pizza. I think I'd try to eat as much as I could and die of a heart attack before they get the chance to needle me.

 

[fluffy]

the stuff that woman have down there :D
screw real food

 

[omfgomfg]

I would so totally drink some elixir of life.

 

[eep the defiler]

You have just been convicted and sentenced to Death Row (not that it matters, but you killed your wife, her estranged lover, your three children, the guy who did the voice for Fred Flintstone, Mr. T, and a baby).

It is your last meal, what do you get?

Me:

Thousands and Thousands of Christmas Oreos (regardless of if it's Christmas or not, those ones just taste the best >_>)

Gallons and Gallons of Egg Nog.

Keep in mind, in a few hours, you'll be dead. You can eat whatever you want!!11

Is it possible to kill Mr. T?

 

[Sandy]

Macaroni & Cheese, Baked Beans, Sloppy Joes, Beef Stroganoff, Revel Soup, and some exotic foods.
I wonder if people taste like their ethnic background?....

 

[fluffy]

I wonder if people taste like their ethnic background?....

what are you, racist? it's not like chinese people taste like chinese food and blacks taste like fried chicken.

 

[Sandwich]

what are you, racist? it's not like chinese people taste like chinese food and blacks taste like fried chicken.

Ironic because I'm black and I was going to say chicken...

 

[fluffy]

lol

it's all good

 

[notftomearth7]

Probably one some Burger King.

If I were in a joking mood (Which I probably would be)


I would eat a ****load of Hot Pockets, so that I crap my pants the second I die.

 

[Mr.GAW]

Lots of Alcohal.

Maybe take my mind off my situation. (It would probably just make me more depressed, now that I think about it.)

Some ***** would be nice to eat too, of course.

 

[pwnzorz]

a real authentic Krabby patty made by Spongebob himself.

 

[LelandStanfordJr]

Spinach, so I can Popeye my way out of that dump.