It sucks to be left handed...

[Cupcakes]

Are there any lefties out there? Have you ever had this problem:

When you're writing, the side of your left hand gets all lead-y. This only happens to us lefties, because our hand gets all rubbed on what we just wrote. Does anyone else suffer this?


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^That's so uber.

 

[Cyphus]

yea...its pretty gay.

 

[shadenexus18]

I heard that right handed people live longer than left hand folks.

It doesn't matter to me, for I'm ambidexterious.

 

[EEvisu]

I think it would make masturbation more fun at the least but I'ma righty an have not experimented with my left yet, perhaps tonight is the night.

oh an I know they have special stores for people with your condition

 

[Pustulio]

Well I'm somewhat ambidextrus I used to be able to do all things both ways but, teachers told me to only use one. I do simple things like write and eat with my left and I do athletic things like throw and shoot with my right.

I do hate the whole lefty writing smear though!

I also hate it when your sitting next to a right handed friend at a resturaunt, at Applebee's my friend's glass is right next to mine so I go to grab mine without noticing where his is and my elbow knocks it over, then our armas kept hitting while eating our food.

 

[shadenexus18]

Well I'm somewhat ambidextrus I used to be able to do all things both ways but, teachers told me to only use one. I

Your teacher was totally jealous of you since u could use both of your hands to do handwriting. Hooray for ambidexterious people!

 

[pdk]

at least we can moonwalk better with falcon

TAKE THAT RIGHT CLOWNS!

 

[Cupcakes]

Heckz yeah. i'm the best moon-walker there is.

 

[petre]

oh yeah? well...we can button mash faster!! OH, WHAT NOW!! RIGHTY POWER!!!

 

[SSBMasterFox]

the side of your left hand gets all lead-y.

That's.... interesting. Being right-handed, I've never really thought of that.

 

[Skywalker]

The primary usage of one hand doesn't affect your Melee skills much, unless waving the controller around gets your blood pumping.

I'm trying to become more coordinated with my left hand because my right gets tired after five minutes of writing.

 

[Ensee]

I think it would make masturbation more fun at the least but I'ma righty an have not experimented with my left yet, perhaps tonight is the night.

oh an I know they have special stores for people with your condition

Odd, I am right handed, but I masturbate with both hands (not at once, of course). AM I A FREAK?!?!

 

[extragrandeben]

It sucks for left handed people, they live less than right handed people.

 

[commonyoshi]

The primary usage of one hand doesn't affect your Melee skills much, unless waving the controller around gets your blood pumping.

I'm trying to become more coordinated with my left hand because my right gets tired after five minutes of writing.

I'd immagine being right handed helps pushing buttons faster...

Dont write with your opposite hand. You're supposed to develop some mental issues if you do that for a long time. I'm not quite sure how that works though.

Remind me... Did Hitler hate left handed people?

 

[petre]

only if they were left handed jews.

 

[McFox]

I get lead-hand too, because I draw a lot.

But hey, you could have it worse. Try being left-eared. Now that's a f&#%ing disability my friend.

 

[Hiemie]

I'm a lefty. I enjoy it. I always get lead and paint and everything else hand, since I'm an Art Major.

Also, people should stop using gay as a word substitute for dumb. I'm going to start handing out infractions for that. It's like saying "Oh man, I got a flat tire, that is so n*gg*r."

 

[GoldShadow]

Haha, now Hiemie, that's just gay.

 

[Revolutions]

I'm going to support Hiemie's sinister policy. (GET IT????)

I like being a lefty. I get a special spot at restaurants. Plus, I mostly use pens, so I don't have to worry much about lead hand.

 

[Yagi]

I really hate writing on dry erase boards. ><

 

[Spirithawk]

Hey, I'm a righty, and I'm not an artist, but I still get the lead hands . . . *does this mean I'm weird?*

 

[rabidbunny33]

Hey, I'm a righty, and I'm not an artist, but I still get the lead hands . . . *does this mean I'm weird?*

It happens to me too sometimes. Just not as bad as I've seen it on left handed people.

 

[ender]

I like being a lefty. I get a special spot at restaurants.

my friend who is a lefty always *****es about where he has to sit since his elbow might clash with a righty's elbow. EVERY TIME.

 

[offcell]

I'm a lefty but I haven't had to use a pencil in years. Hah, lead-hand phases me no more! That was elementary days.

I had no idea people get so a.nal at restaurants because they're left-handed...lol

 

[Blazey]

Yes, Revolutions, I got it =]. I also lol'd.

I'm left-handed and it doesn't seem to impose much on usual stuff. My friend and I do need to make sure we sit on the correct side of each-other at school because we're both pretty broad-shouldered, but that's about it. Oh, and in primary school, my teachers didn't let me flip me folder around so that my hand wouldn't get obstructed by the coils.

Also, I echo ofcell's sentiments about left-handedness at restaurants. Are the tables at your restaurants coffee tables or something?

 

[Melo-tone]

You people disgust me. You should be happy you can write at all. I have no hands, not a single finger. How do I type OR play smash; well that is an interesting thought.

I'm a left footed. Thats worse than being left-handed.

 

[pikachun00b7]

I think it would make masturbation more fun at the least but I'ma righty an have not experimented with my left yet, perhaps tonight is the night.

oh an I know they have special stores for people with your condition

Left handed masturbation> right handed masturbation.
EDIT: Oh CRAP!! I am spamming like cupcakes!

 

[Sporkman]

I used to get lead-hand being a lefty n' all or, if not using a pencil, the ink-smear. Bloody annoying I tell you. However, like everyone else I know who is lefty we have a way of getting round the old trick. None of you guys tilt your paper so it is slanted? That way you lean across and your hand moves down without touching what has been written. Genius. Though those stuck up righty teachers always called it weird and didn't want us lefties doing it. It's only a problem with art now though, but i rarely draw these days.

Oddly, as I've been told, I do everything else with my right, throwing, kicking a football, etc. funnily enough, my cousin is the opposite (right handed for writing, left footed etc). Practice makes perfect though in becoming ambidextrous. Don't over force yourself though, apparently studies show it leads to behavourial problems which is what you guys were getting at.