Invent your own Codecs for Snake, little mac, pit, and team starfox.

[Z25]

As the title says, if you got any codec like ideas for any of these characters, feel free to post them. So enjoy yourselves and post away!

 

[Marakatu]

Colonel: "Careful, Snake! That's the great and terrible Bowser!"
Snake: "Yeah, I know. You told me that in the last game."

THE END

 

[Z25]

Colonel: "Careful, Snake! That's the great and terrible Bowser!"
Snake: "Yeah, I know. You told me that in the last game."

THE END

lol, ok, let me try:

Pit: Lady Virdi who is this strange girl in the blue dress?
Virdi: Pit that's Rosalina, shes known as the beauty of the cosmos.
Pit: I can see why! I heard she is a space princess.
Virdi: Yes but a beautiful goddess like myself is much more beautiful then her. She may have an army of star creatures, but I have an army of reset bombs, let's see who would be better then! The goddess of nature or the Queen of the Cosmos!

 

[Shin F.]

Looks really fun :D I guess I'll try to make one.

Snake: "What is he? A robot?"
Otacon: "That's Mega Man, Snake. He's one of the most sophisticated robots ever created! Be careful. He has the power to imitate the techniques and abilities of any enemy he faces."
Snake: "It sounds strong, but at least it's not another Metal Gear."
Otacon: "Don't let your guard down. He may not look that intimidating, but Mega Man's taken down enemies with just as much firepower as a Metal Gear, some with even more, and he still retains their power. He's a force to be reckoned with."
Snake: "Hmph."

 

[EdgeTheLucas]

I'm just gonna quote what I said for Mac vs. Captain Falcon

"Mac! This guy may look like a knock-off of Judge Dredd, but you gotta watch when he knees you!"

"Really? COME ON!"

"Next time he's flying at you with one of those, place a counterattack and show him who REALLY races around the ring faster!"

 

[Z25]

They are both great ones, I will have to see if I can think of more myself later on.

 

[Zink Imp]

Snake: This is Snake.
Sakurai: Sorry, Snake. You're not in.

 

[LF2K]

I've got a few for Doc Louis.

"Here's a tip, son. Don't let Marth give you one."
"Remember who trained you? Don't let the Wii Fit Trainer fool you!"
"Villager's got everything in those pockets, even the kitchen sink! Watch out, Mac!"
"This ape never learned his lesson!"
"Mac, what are you doing?! You can't fight the ref!"
"Distract Kirby and protect my chocolate bar!"
"Send that blue kid back to the junkyard!"

And a few for some uncofirmed characters that are popular or I'm hopeful for

"Give this guy a TKO from... uh, where?" (Takamaru)
"Do you know this guy, Mac?" (Nick/Captain Rainbow)
"You know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall!" (Ridley)
"Hey, Mac... remember me?!" (Anthony Higgs)
"Show him your moves!" (Captain Falcon)
"Stick it too him, Mac!" (Waddle Dee)
"Palutena finally quit standing on the sidelines. I'm too old for that.

 

[Z25]

Snake: This is Snake.
Sakurai: Sorry, Snake. You're not in.

lol. Anyway I got another one:

Little Mac: Doc who is this kid with the big head? He doesn't look like a fighter.
Doc: Beware mac that's the villager! He is one of the most feared children of all time. He may look sweet and friendly but he is very dark and evil! He can steal attacks and store them in his pockets, he carries an axe, he burys foes in pitfalls, and he has a rocket to crash into foes! You'd better watch out Mac!

Little Mac: Whoa! I guess I shouldn't judge a book by it's cover! Maybe he needs a Star K.O. Punch to send him back to his to his village of destruction!

Doc: Indeed mac! Put an end to his tryancy!

 

[Marakatu]

"Mac, what are you doing?! You can't fight the ref!"
"Show him your moves!"

Those two were my favorites.

 

[Lozjam]

Pit: "Wasn't I hear before"
Viridi: "Why yes you were, but remember this is a FIGHTING GAME!"
Pit: "Groans, why do you even have so many reset bombs, if the war is over?"
Viridi: "Pit, you have less brains than Cragalanche"
*If Palutena is in the battle
Palutena: "He gets that a lot, I have to say."
Pit: "Lady Palutena I don't want to fight you"
Both Viridi and Palutena: "SHUT UP AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!"

 

[R0Y]

Pit: "Wow, who's that?" - looks at Zelda
Palutena: "The princess of Hyrule, she's really beautiful isn't she?"
Pit: "YEAAH!"
Palutena: "I hope you're not thinking anything...naughty."
Pit: "NO NEVER!!!!!!"

 

[Z25]

Pit: Palutena you there? Palutena?
Palutena: Looking for me?
Pit: Why are you here and not the heavens though lady palutena?
Palutena: Well I guess I forgot to tell you.
Pit: Tell me what?
Palutena: I was invited to join super bash sisters!
Pit: Don't you mean super smash brothers?
Palutena: I don't think that's right. Look at all the females around.
Pit: But lady palutena...
Palutena: I'm sorry pit but I have to K.O. you now!
Pit: Wait wha... Player One Defeated!

 

[xiledx]

Pit: Who is that?
Palutena: That is Rosalina
Pit: She sure seems pretty
Palutena: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!!
Pit: Wait, no! It's not what you thi-

Player one, defeated! And the winner is... Palutena!

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Pit:Hey, who got an Assist Trophy?
Palutena: Sorry, Little Mac's not an Assist Trophy anymore?
Pit: Wait, wha- KO Punch!

 

[D-idara]

[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Bowser]

: Luke, would you be so kind and try to reason with this strange creature? It's got a menacing appearance and it seems to be able to breathe fire...but we've seen that hostile-looking animals can be quite nice, like Old Red!

: Professor, that's Bowser! He's Mario's archnemesis and he's a Koopa! I'm not really sure he qualifies as an animal, I can't seem to understand him...but be careful, whatever he's saying, he doesn't seem like he wants to sit down and chat with a cup of tea!

: Yes, Luke, I did notice that he not only looks hostile, but he seems to be unnaturally brutal and ruthless, this one seems like a creature that favors brawn over brains, certainly not the style I'd choose to fight with! A true gentleman always keeps himself calm and collected, even during the heat of battle!

: Well, Professor, you might be right about the lack of brains! He seems to have a tendency to build his various castles with switches that can defeat him when stepped on! He's certainly not a master architect, but according to this Strategy Guide, Bowser also utilizes dark magic, complex machines and has an entire army of troops as his disposal! You'd better be careful, Professor![/collapse]
[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Wario]

: ...This man doesn't seem to have much appreciation for personal hygiene, from what I can smell.

: That's Wario! Even though he might not be the cleanest fighter on Smash, he's a formidable foe and has shown to be a fellow Master Of Disguise! His methods can seem a little...unorthodox, but he's certainly not an evil man, maybe a bit of an opportunist.

: Descole...! So Wario has also stolen other people's faces!? That's not exactly dignified!

: No, Layton, he hasn't gone under the guise of someone else, his disguises are often more towards a specific theme! Like an endless parade of Halloween costumes! Although I admire him for that, I find his gas attack quite...unsettling...

: Actually, now that you mention that, I'm reminded of a Puzzle!

: Now's not the time, Layton! Besides, I don't think I'm interested on puzzles that have anything to do with that![/collapse]

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Bowser]

: Luke, would you be so kind and try to reason with this strange creature? It's got a menacing appearance and it seems to be able to breathe fire...but we've seen that hostile-looking animals can be quite nice, like Old Red!

: Professor, that's Bowser! He's Mario's archnemesis and he's a Koopa! I'm not really sure he qualifies as an animal, I can't seem to understand him...but be careful, whatever he's saying, he doesn't seem like he wants to sit down and chat with a cup of tea!

: Yes, Luke, I did notice that he not only looks hostile, but he seems to be unnaturally brutal and ruthless, this one seems like a creature that favors brawn over brains, certainly not the style I'd choose to fight with! A true gentleman always keeps himself calm and collected, even during the heat of battle!

: Well, Professor, you might be right about the lack of brains! He seems to have a tendency to build his various castles with switches that can defeat him when stepped on! He's certainly not a master architect, but according to this Strategy Guide, Bowser also utilizes dark magic, complex machines and has an entire army of troops as his disposal! You'd better be careful, Professor![/collapse]
[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Wario]

: ...This man doesn't seem to have much appreciation for personal hygiene, from what I can smell.

: That's Wario! Even though he might not be the cleanest fighter on Smash, he's a formidable foe and has shown to be a fellow Master Of Disguise! His methods can seem a little...unorthodox, but he's certainly not an evil man, maybe a bit of an opportunist.

: Descole...! So Wario has also stole other people's faces!? That's not exactly dignified!

: No, Layton, he hasn't gone under the guise of someone else, his disguises are often more towards a specific theme! Like an endless parade of Halloween costumes! Although I admire him for that, I find his gas attack quite...unsettling...

: Actually, now that you mention that, I'm reminded of a Puzzle!

: Now's not the time, Layton! Besides, I don't think I'm interested on puzzles that have anything to do with that![/collapse]

Dumb question: Is Professor Layton from England?

 

[D-idara]

Dumb question: Is Professor Layton from England?

Yes?

 

[Ta1nted_4ngel29]

Here's one of mine

Doc:"Alright Mac, listen up. This little ball may be cute looking, but it can swallow you whole and be as great a' boxer as you!"
Mac: "Woah, really?"
Doc: "That's right. Keep your distance and give him the famed uppercut o' yours and knock him into next week!"

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Yes?

WHERE HAS HE BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE?

 

[Shin F.]

[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Bowser]

: Luke, would you be so kind and try to reason with this strange creature? It's got a menacing appearance and it seems to be able to breathe fire...but we've seen that hostile-looking animals can be quite nice, like Old Red!

: Professor, that's Bowser! He's Mario's archnemesis and he's a Koopa! I'm not really sure he qualifies as an animal, I can't seem to understand him...but be careful, whatever he's saying, he doesn't seem like he wants to sit down and chat with a cup of tea!

: Yes, Luke, I did notice that he not only looks hostile, but he seems to be unnaturally brutal and ruthless, this one seems like a creature that favors brawn over brains, certainly not the style I'd choose to fight with! A true gentleman always keeps himself calm and collected, even during the heat of battle!

: Well, Professor, you might be right about the lack of brains! He seems to have a tendency to build his various castles with switches that can defeat him when stepped on! He's certainly not a master architect, but according to this Strategy Guide, Bowser also utilizes dark magic, complex machines and has an entire army of troops as his disposal! You'd better be careful, Professor![/collapse]
[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Wario]

: ...This man doesn't seem to have much appreciation for personal hygiene, from what I can smell.

: That's Wario! Even though he might not be the cleanest fighter on Smash, he's a formidable foe and has shown to be a fellow Master Of Disguise! His methods can seem a little...unorthodox, but he's certainly not an evil man, maybe a bit of an opportunist.

: Descole...! So Wario has also stolen other people's faces!? That's not exactly dignified!

: No, Layton, he hasn't gone under the guise of someone else, his disguises are often more towards a specific theme! Like an endless parade of Halloween costumes! Although I admire him for that, I find his gas attack quite...unsettling...

: Actually, now that you mention that, I'm reminded of a Puzzle!

: Now's not the time, Layton! Besides, I don't think I'm interested on puzzles that have anything to do with that![/collapse]

Very awesome :D Maybe I should try thinking of some Layton codecs some time, I hadn't even thought about that.

 

[AEMehr]

I don't have anything to add now, but I do have to say this.

If Palutena doesn't invade Snake's codec if she's somehow not playable, I'm going to be mad.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Snake Codec - CDi Ganon

Snake: Otacon! What the heck is this guy!
Otacon: That's CDi Ganon, a different incarnation of Ganondorf.
Snake: But what's this guy have that's different than Ganondorf? It just seems like a Link-Toon Link situation to me.
Otacon: This guy is much worse than Ganondorf! He is Ganondorf from an alternate timeline, where he started to go insane after being in 3 extremely crappy games!
Snake: I can tell. He is spazzing our and shooting lightning everywhere while screaming something about "chains" and "the pit."
Otacon: Also, don't fall into his temptations. He may claim that if you join him your face will be the greatest in all of Korodai. He is wrong, your face will always be the ugly, bearded garbage-can it is now.
Snake: What was that last part?
Otacon: Nothing.

 

[Deleted member]

I have some regarding my favorites

Doc:So show him that type matchups doesn't matter inside the ring!(Mewtwo)

Doc:Use your mighty punch to break through his illuson!
Mac:I don't think that's how it works, Doc...(Zoroark)

Snake:I think I already saw him somewhere...Is he from a Japanese Cartoon?
Colonel:What? No! That's Crono, he may look like a kid but he is a very talented swordsman and magic user, he has already traveled in time, so he knows your very move, you can't use your normal strategie against him
Snake:For a mute kid he seems though-- wait a minute!

Doc:In the air he is though, but bring him down and he's done!(Ridley)
(Sorry for any spelling errors, english is not my native language)

 

[D-idara]

[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Ridley]

: Quite the size for a combatant! And he shows amazing strategical skills for a Pterodactyl...

: Professor, that's Ridley! He's the ruthless leader of the Space Pirates, and the one responsible for the death of Samus Aran's parents...even though Ridley might seem brutal and relentless, he's actually quite smart and cunning, so he's dangerous all-around.

: Indeed, Luke, I've noticed that he calculates every move carefully...I should watch my back againist this one, of all the heartless monsters, taking someone's parents from them at such a young age...sounds like a familiar, despicable organization...

: Uh, well...I guess you're right, Professor. On another note, doesn't he look a little too big for the Super Smash Bros. Tournament?

: Luke, my boy, as unpleasant as he might be as a...person? I don't think size really means anything on such a peculiar tournament.[/collapse]

 

[Deleted member]

[collapse=Professor Layton's Codecs - Ridley]

: Quite the size for a combatant! And he shows amazing strategical skills for a Pterodactyl...

: Professor, that's Ridley! He's the ruthless leader of the Space Pirates, and the one responsible for the death of Samus Aran's parents...even though Ridley might seem brutal and relentless, he's actually quite smart and cunning, so he's dangerous all-around.

: Indeed, Luke, I've noticed that he calculates every move carefully...I should watch my back againist this one, of all the heartless monsters, taking someone's parents from them at such a young age...sounds like a familiar, despicable organization...

: Uh, well...I guess you're right, Professor. On another note, doesn't he look a little too big for the Super Smash Bros. Tournament?

: Luke, my boy, as unpleasant as he might be as a...person? I don't think size really means anything on such a peculiar tournament.[/collapse]

Now I wantt Layton to be playable just for his codecs

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Now I wantt Layton to be playable just for his codecs

I just wanna see how he works.

 

[Deleted member]

I just wanna see how he works.

I don't know, I never played one of his games, but before the s*** storm comes, I plan on playing one of them at least

 

[LF2K]

"Lady Palutena, what can you tell me about Little Ma-..."
"Hey, kid! I'm no Goddess of Light, but I'm here to train you!"
"Wait, what? Who is this?"
"It's me, Doc Louis! I'm trying to prove I'm better than Palutena."
"Argh, get out of my head!"
*Pit shakes his head rapidly, making Doc fade away"
"That was weird... why am I craving chocolate?"

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Snake Codec - Mega Bidoof

Snake: Colonel, can you explain to me why there is a guy in a Bidoof T-Shirt doing a weird little dance in front of me?
Colonel: Don't be put off by his derpy demeanor, Snake. That is Mega Bidoof, the self-proclaimed King of Irrelevant Video Game Characters! He may only be 13 years-old, but he is not a force to be reckoned with.
Snake: The guy's 13? He can't be! He is at one of the biggest fighting tournaments in the world, being pitted against monsters, robots, and even gods themselves! Not to mention he is 6'0 tall! That's bigger than me!
Colonel: As I said, don't underestimate him. I learned that lesson the hard way, back in Korea.
Snake: Understood, Colonel. Snake out.

 

[Dairz]

"Doc, I don't feel comfortable fighting someone smaller than me."
"Don't underestimate him Mac! Where he lacks quality, he makes up for in quantity!"
"Doc, that doesn't make any sense..."
"Just get in there and take that spaceman out!"

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Courtesy of my Rosalina Week in Review article...

[collapse=Doc Louis's Advice]Before the first KO: Hey, Mac baby. Rosalina is a versatile battler with her Luma partner. When she attacks, the Luma attacks as well. Find their flaws, and take advantage of them.

After the first KO, but tied with Rosalina: Hey, son. I hear that Rosalina enjoys the fine taste of Star Bits. Let's feed her some stars of our own! *laughs*

Little Mac is winning: That Luma of her's could be trouble Mac. Show them that you mean business!

Rosalina is winning: Don't let this girl's beauty distract you son. Catch Rosalina while she's vulnerable, and let the fists fly!

Second intermission: Mmmm...mmm! That is one lovely dress that she's wearing there. Seems like I can see the whole universe through it.[/collapse]

[collapse=Pit's Secret Taunt]Pit: Lady Palutena, who's the woman with the star-shaped creature?

Palutena: Her name is Rosalina. She's known as the guardian of the cosmos, and the adopted mother of the Lumas.

Pit: So she's basically a goddess who raises aliens?

Palutena: Pretty much. As a young girl, Rosalina tried to help a stray Luma find its mother. However, during that time, Rosalina's own family passed away, leaving her without a mother or father.

Pit: That's quite sad to hear.

Palutena: Yes, but despite this, Rosalina managed to make a new family by raising the many different Lumas that exist throughout the universe. Each Luma has the ability to become a new planet, a new galaxy, or even a Power Star, making them very important to us.

Pit: But where do they even live? Surely Rosalina has a home.

Palutena: Rosalina lives at the Comet Observatory, which also operates like a space ship. It also serves as a nursery for the Lumas, thanks to the Grand Stars that keep it active.

Pit: Okay, now I feel even more paranoid.

Palutena: Relax Pit, Rosalina is actually a very gentle person, and the Lumas are very peaceful as well. In fact, Mario actually saved them when the Comet Observatory's Power Stars got stolen.

Pit: After hearing that, I'm beginning to pity her. I guess even a goddess has her tough moments in life.

Palutena: I wouldn't underestimate her though. Rosalina may be gentle at heart, but she's also strong in combat, especially while working together with the Luma. If you're not careful out there, they might send you to another galaxy.

Pit: Thanks for the warning there...

Palutena: No problem Pit, good luck out there.[/collapse]

 

[LF2K]

"Otacon, what can you tell me about the boy in blue?"
"That's Mega Man, Snake. He's an android created by Thomas Light."
"An android? But he seems so human."
"Mega Man possesses a near human personally. In fact, he was originally a robot made for lab work. But his deep sense of justice made him covert into a super fighting robot to stop Dr. Wily's evil ambitions."
"Super fighting robot is right, this kid's armed to the teeth. Where does he get all these weapons?"
"Mega Man is equipped with the Variable Weapon System, which allows him to copy weapons from those he defeats in combat."
"So he takes the skills from his fallen enemies... Interesting."
"Dr. Wily's been trying to take over the world for years now, so Mega Man has a deep arsenal of weapons. He's armed with sawblades, flamethrowers, needles, you name it."
"I hate needles..."

 

[Brickbuild101]

SNAKE: Mei Ling, who's this kid?

MEI LING: Oh! Snake! You're fighting the Villager, huh? He's a young boy who decided to start a new life in a woodland animal town. Adorable, isn't it?

SNAKE: Why would someone like that be here on the battlefield?

MEI LING: Well...I don't know...

SNAKE: What are his strengths? Weaknesses?

MEI LING: It appears that after all these years of cramming things into his pockets, they've developed a strange cross-dimensional stretch. He could fit anything in there! Be careful with using your projectiles. You just might see them flying back at your face!

...

SNAKE: I just saw a sparkle in his eye...something about it seems...wrong.

MEI LING:...Good luck, Snake.

*END TRANSMISSION*

Sorry I don't know they're personalities.

 

[PWN3]

I had a go at making one for Pit and Palutena when fighting another Pit.

Spoiler

Lady Palutena! I'm fighting... myself?

Spoiler

Don't act so shocked, Pit! You have plenty of experience with look-alikes.

Don't remind me. Crashing through a mirror wasn't exactly on my bucket list...

Either way, you'll need to keep your guard up. This Pit knows everything you know, everything you can do, and even everything you can't. Stay on your toes for any feelings of Déjà vu when facing him, and be sure to keep your limits in mind, got it?

Got it! Thank you, Lady Palutena!
*beat*

"Déjà vu" probably shouldn't sting this much.

​

EDIT: Spoilers hate me.

 

[Z25]

Creative codecs, I will post more later that I created. Also I had no clue Layton had codecs of his own also.

 

[BerryBomber]

Snake vs Snake (clone)

Spoiler

Snake: Colonel, he's back!
Colonel: Who's back?
Snake: The clone of myself!
Colonel: What? They must still have data of you and made you again!
Snake: He's wearing a different sneaking suit and using different tactics, just like before.
Snake: I can take him on, but he worries me. How many clones of myself could there be out there?
Colonel: Oh no. That is bad! They could have a whole army that are clones of you!
Snake: Well I guess I will just have to take them out one by one.
Colonel: We would help, but we would not want to attack the real you by accident.
Colonel: For the sake of your life, you will need to defeat the clones yourself.
Snake: Works for me.

Snake vs King K Rool

Spoiler

Snake: Colonel, im fighting a giant alligator!
Colonel: Thats King K. Rool. He's the ruler of the Kremlings and Donkey Kong's rival.
Colonel: He is always trying to steal Donkey Kong's bananas for reasons unknown.
Snake: Doesnt sound like the most productive villian...
Colonel: Though his ambitions bewilder us, this guy is a powerhouse in combat.
Colonel: He likes to throw his crown in battle, so look out.
Snake: Throwing crowns? He must be filthy rich, or just a big fool of a king.
Colonel: He plays many other roles, including a pirate, mad scientist, and a pro boxer.
Snake: Stealing bananas and playing dress-up? This guy has way too much extra time.
Colonel: Indeed, because thats all the information I have about him.
Snake: Perhaps its time for him to find a new hobby, or a job.

Snake vs Wii Fit Trainer:

Spoiler

Snake: Mei Ling, this manikin is trying to fight me!
Mei Ling: That's no manikin, that's the Wii Fit Trainer! She's a fitness expert.
Snake: She's fit alright. She's doing yoga moves so fast it hurts!
Mei Ling: She's such a inspiration to be healthier! We should take some fitness training sometime.
Snake: Are your calling me fat?
Mei Ling: Oh Snake, don't be ridiculous. Im just watching out for you...
Snake: Trust me, im burning plenty of carbs just fighting her.
Mei Ling: Just think of it as help for toning your muscles for the fights ahead
Snake: I suppose, but how does a manikin tone its muscles?
Mei Ling: I wouldn't think so hard about it. She's not the strangest thing you've fought.
Snake: Hmph, that's for sure.

 

[Vintage Creep]

Colonel: Snake, are you there?
Snake: Yep, what do you want, I'm kinda busy.
Colonel: Yeah just wanted to remind you to pick up the milk.
Snake: Oh yeah but of what kind do you...
Palutena: Yes hello who is this?
Colonel: Oh hi Palutena.
Snake: What? Palu I already answered put down the phone.
Palutena: Don't tell me what to do asshole.
Colonel: LOL shots fired
Snake: Oh come on I was just talking to him put down the phone.
Palutena: How's it going Colonel?
Snake: ****...
Colonel: Pretty good thanks kid, what about you?
Slippy: Yes Team Star Fox reporting for duty how can I help you.
Snake: Oh for ****'s sake
Colonel: Who's that annoying voice my God
Palutena: Slippy are you using our phone line again?
Snake: Colonel just tell me the brand of the milk you want
Palutena: Anyway I'm doing OK Colonel. Nothing's really happening right now.
Colonel: Yeah, yeah. Same **** different days right?
Slippy: Is this Foxhound? Do you need our assistance?
Snake: We don't need you Slippy get the **** out.
Colonel: Your voice is embarrassing.
Palutena: He's kinda cute tho
ROB64: Hello? Slippy can you hear me?
Snake: Are you ****ing kidding me
Slippy: Yes ROB what do you need
ROB64: The milk in the fridge has gone bad, do you want me to stop pick it up or something
Snake: I'm getting the ****ing milk
Colonel: Listen why don't you all leave me and the lady here alone for a moment
Palutena: Ohoh, Colonel!
Snake: Just tell me what kind of milk you want
Slippy: Not an heavy one I have digesting problems
Snake: I'm not talking to you
Palutena: Listen Colonel I'm gonna call you on the cell all right?
Colonel: I will gladly answer m'lady
Palutena: OK bye ya'll
Snake: Just ****ing wait a moment Colonel
ROB64: One time Slippy drank a whole bowl of milk and the result was that the Great Fox was smeared of diarrhea the stench went out like a week later
Snake: ****ing Christ
Colonel: Colonel out
Slippy: That wasn't cool of you ROB I'm gonna fix your security system for that
ROB64: Anyway thanks Snake for getting the milk I was actually kinda busy today bye
Snake: No wait
Slippy: Yeah see you later dude bye
Snake: What the fu... Colonel? Slippy? I don't know what... Oh ****.
Waluigi: WAAAAAA?
Snake: **** this ****.

 

[LF2K]

"I didn't know I was attending yoga class today..." (Snake)
"Ah, you must be fighting the Wii Fit Trainer." (Otacon)
"Wii... Fit Trainer?"
"Wii Fit is a health game that has yoga and aerobics as a part of it."
"I guess it's a good workout, considering how this lady is moving around."
"The trainer you're fighting now is your virtual coach that helps you along the way. Players could even choose a man or a woman to help them."
"... You seem quite familiar with her, Otacon. Did you choose her?"
"WHAT?!... Err, no. I had the male trainer help me."
"Whatever you say..."

Alternatively, if Snake is fighting the male trainer.

"I didn't know I was attending yoga class today..." (Snake)
"Ah, you must be fighting the Wii Fit Trainer." (Otacon)
"Wii... Fit Trainer?"
"Wii Fit is a health game that has yoga and aerobics as a part of it."
"I guess it's a good workout, considering how this guy is moving around."
"The trainer you're fighting now is your virtual coach that helps you along the way. Players could even choose a man or a woman to help them."
"... I might need to try out Wii Fit. Then I might be in better shape to fight this guy"
"Don't get your hopes up, Snake. His students never pass the master."
"...."

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Snake: Who's this guy?
Mei Ling: That's the Villager, watch out! Have you ever heard that ancient Chinese proverb "Watch out behind you"
Snake: Ye-
Sliced in half by Villager's axe.
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Snake: Somebody's gotten pale.
Octocan: That's the Wii Fit Trainer.
Snake: Wii Fit what?
Octacon: Whatever you do, don't listen to her!
Snake: What, why?
Octacon: Bye, Snake.
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Snake: Who's this guy, he's ripping off my style!
Colonel: That's Mega Man, as the name suggests he's MEGA powerful. Watch out for his Final Smash too.
Snake: What, why?
Colonel: Here's a picture:

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