Insults without insults

[TheFifthMan]

After reading this chat from bash.org...

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

... I have developed an idea. We are going to take our frustration out on each other by shouting insults without actually shouting insults, just like the chat log. Keep your insults like the ones in the log, and insult the person that previously posted. Just to egg you on...

Hey, Smashboards:

DENIAL OF BOARD'S MENTAL ABILITY

 

[Phlemingo]

CONFUSING GAME COMERUPPER? Wait I don't get it.

 

[MysticKenji]

ASSERTION OF BOARD'S MENTAL ABILITY (Except for Brawl rooms)

You should explain this game better

 

[axemangx]

DOUBT OF KENJI EVER MAINING MARIO.


How amusing.

This should be more popular.

 

[Konpaku]

Response To Random Yoshi Player!

 

[TheFifthMan]

Scathing Comment On Konpaku's Lack Of Creativity

 

[MysticKenji]

Questioning Of Your Creativity Level

 

[TheFifthMan]

Words Of Praise For Mystickenji's Awesome Horse Stealing Ability

Then A Relation Between His Icon And His Lack Of Social Experience

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

Doubt that Bowser was ever a good character.

 

[TheFifthMan]

Mispost. Mods delete please x_x

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Overly Exagerated, Unprovoced Insult On The Fact That Fifth Man Has A Post Count Lower Than My Own. Followed By An Increasingly Un-called For Verbal Assault Upon Fifth Man's Mother, Consisting Of Curses, Slang, And Exclamitory Marks.

Also, Ragefull Coment On Mods Of Smashboards Being To Strict And Uncool, Without Any Real Proof Or Evidence. May Contain Underlined Phrases Or Censored Curses, Directed At Noone Specificly.

 

[smashbot226]

Annoying MINIMOD!!!

 

[KirbyForAll]

Plankton Has Better Insults Than Your Face

 

[MysticKenji]

Retort About How That Had Nothing To Do With Anything

 

[axemangx]

Flabbergasted By How Insulted He Is.

Needs to be more popular.

This is fun.

 

[TheFifthMan]

AGREEMENT WITH AXEMANGX, then...

STATEMENTS IMPLYING INFERIOR SIZE OF AXEMANGX'S GENITALS

 

[handsockpuppet]

Question Asking If "thefifthman" Is Perhaps A Type Of Vegetable.

 

[TheFifthMan]

statement asserting that handsockpuppet's mother is indeed a type of vegetable

 

[handsockpuppet]

Objection claiming my mother is in fact a mammal (as far as I know).

 

[MysticKenji]

Question Asking How Could Your Mother Not Be A Mammal

 

[smashbot226]

Little child on how I supposedly know nothing about Pokemon, and has not hit puberty yet.

 

[TheFifthMan]

Remark on how smashbot226 requires academically special attention

 

[handsockpuppet]

question asking if thefifthman's icon is somehow related to his sad childhood.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Statement that Handsock's mother enjoys sausage

 

[TheFifthMan]

question asking if thefifthman's icon is somehow related to his sad childhood.

Domo-kun made my childhood awesome, thank you very much.

Revelation of my kinky exploits with Pink Reaper's mother last week

 

[handsockpuppet]

Statement that Handsock's mother enjoys sausage

Confirmation that my mom enjoys sausage

*CRIES OF GLEE THAT I NOW HAVE 100 POSTS*

 

[TheFifthMan]

Words of disdain to handsockpuppet and strong suggestions for him to lurk moar.

 

[Arkengate]

Confirmation that my mom enjoys sausage[/B]

Furthermore, She enjoys my sausage every morning

 

[Platypus]

Overly Complex, Impossible-to-understand Post With At Least 3 Ivy-league Words Used To Respond Without Actually Saying Anything Offensive

 

[TheFifthMan]

Congrats to Platypus's 100 posts

Then a mockery of his pretentiousness

 

[Pink Reaper]

Horribly misspelled, nonsensical low brow remark on the state of TheFifthMan's sexuality.

 

[Platypus]

VARIOUS CORRECTIONS AND A REMARK THAT ADDS NOTHING NOT ALREADY SAlD TO THE CONVERSATION.

 

[Rx-]

Words That Are Offensive To People Of Non-ethnic Appearance!!!!

 

[Rohins]

Inexcusable Behavior In Front Of Those Who Do Not Appreciate It.

 

[handsockpuppet]

truly touching words that make people cry until they realize that it was plagiarized.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Incredibly sentimental statement made shallow by incredibly sarcastic tone.

 

[ChronosMagnum]

Redundant words from an already ignorant sentence.

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Questioning of Pink's IQ level

 

[Silent_Jester]

Wondering the vision of Dark_Ermac for skipping a post, or questioning his IQ for not reading the rules.

 

[Eaode]

Sly remark about how Silent_Jester is not Silent