INSANE Pichu Rap

[SoldierRift]

Well I did it for 2 other charecters, so I thought why not Pichu?

Time to check my flow, now here I go!!

CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lighting crackles*

What was that raichu I heard

Naw man sounds Zapdoes, the lighting bird

Oh wait in the distant I think I see a pikachu!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, man its just a stinking pichu!

Man what power, he looks so dazed

but look at the ground im so amazed!

CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skull bash to the head

OMG he looks dead!?!??

* 3rd guy enters*

Dude I think he needs some meds?

Naw man put him on a bed!

Are you insane, his heads red

Oh yes he's start to bled!

Who did this?

It was pichu!

Hahahahahah you must be kidding you must be INSANE!

It was a Pichu

You must be INSANE IN THE BRAIN! *


Maybe im kidding, it must have been a raichu?

*Thunder cracks, door cracks, it looks like a a little rat*

Oh crud its a Pichu!

3rd guy: Well its finally nice to meet you!

*extends hand to pichu* *guy dramtically says nooooooooooooooooo*

3rd guy: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

Combo TIME!:


Neutral A

to a grab

He's shocking him like a Sue flay?

to the face a jab

Headbutt to a slam

B down to a pound

Finish it off with a B down!!!!

*House explodes*

Now you no Pichus game

Next time don't think he's lame

It'll be such a shame

If you lose a four stock game...

* a rappers TITLE
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God im drain....

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

1st veiw I know you wanted me to post something so here it is. Watch now as I shape these words to create an art stickied by God. As I type thoughts rush thinking and thoughts comeing out ideas flowing A slow OOOOOO can be heard off to the disance as it's being writen. I try to stop the computer from melting from high levels of epicness the Y is getting wet and excited wishing to be used and abused. Half way there as hype rises people begin to feel dumb as they read, knowing well they will never compare but be in a shadow letting me be the limit. Eyes wide amazed hardly believeing it was typed. Done in 5 minutes maybe even less holy C*** I wrote this I wrote this I owned it harder than hitler did the jews.

Any advice I,m not that great at writing. Also the pichu rap was better than the ness one.

 

[Siglemic]

These smash raps have gone on long enough

 

[SoldierRift]

Press enter after every sentence.

Sometimes spacing it can show if your rhymes are good

and its much easier to read.

Buy a rhyming dictionary LOL.

Thanks for commenting it hahahahahahha.

 

[rhan]

Why buy a rhyming dictionary when you can look up words that rhyme for free on the interwebz?

 

[SoldierRift]

I don't know, I don't have a rhyming dictionary

cause of creative flow...

Check out my Mario rap, its the best out of all I made

so far.... :D

 

[jugfingers]

the pichu rap was better than the ness one.

"pichu better than Ness" you''ll find that under Absurd in the dictionary

"pichu assassinated by yo-yo" you'll find that in your l o c a l o b i t u a r y



Sorry Sir, that isn'ta crack of lightning That you Hear

its the Crack of a Bat, every time a wild pichu Appears.


Ness Volunteered to run the low tiers like an engineer

He'd stomp out a pack of rats for a stick of bubblegum and a beer.


dash pichu dash, quick use your thunder crash!

that Sh*t pales in comparison to a P K F L A S H!

 

[rhan]

"pichu better than Ness" you''ll find that under Absurd in the dictionary

"pichu assassinated by yo-yo" you'll find that in your l o c a l o b i t u a r y



Sorry Sir, that isn'ta crack of lightning That you Hear

its the Crack of a Bat, every time a wild pichu Appears.


Ness Volunteered to run the low tiers like an engineer

He'd stomp out a pack of rats for a stick of bubblegum and a beer.


dash pichu dash, quick use your thunder crash!

that Sh*t pales in comparison to a P K F L A S H!

Freestyle battle at Pound 4?!?!!?! It's not really creative until it's live action!

But those rhymes make me wanna go main Ness now......

 

[Dynamism?]

BC Plays Melee Rap Off
You're both coming last time I checked. ;P

 

[SoldierRift]

Lol Jugfingers, your rhymes are funny... more creative then mines I have to admit T-T

Check out my mario rap

about to post an Ice climber one tomorrow