Considering I've competed in the biggest tournaments that our state has to offer and placed 1st in them all, I am currently the best in the state. I have videos of matches as well.
This was from my last outing (about 7 months ago):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2qazQkxVBY
I wouldn't mind playing against you. I'm probably not so close to where you live though; there are no other 64 smashers in Shreveport, but I am teaching one guy as of right now. The Samus player in the video usually takes 2nd to me in the biggest tournies we have (about 15 people) which involves decent players from Mississippi as well. The next one is actually coming up in June; I will not be attending this time around though as I have to work and go to Georgia. Other people will be there to play you - if you cannot beat them, you stand no chance against me.
Louisiana tournament listings:
http://www.smashboards.com/threads/louisiana-state-circuit.330574/
If you are in Shreveport and can make it on short notice, I will be at Southern Rebellion this weekend. I will be there for Brawl/Melee/stuff but I can bring a 64 with me (usually do); you're welcome to show up and challenge me to some matches there. I will have a recording setup, btw.
EDIT: Sheer, I know you live in FL. I'm coming to get you.