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S
Halo CE Magnum
Meta Knight
Inui
Capatin Valentime's sexy manliness
Snake
Wario
Diddy Kong
King Dedede
Marth
The Halo CE Magnum is top tier, the god of brawl to be exact. You'll get three shotted faster than the speed of ****ing. Of course, we needed both Inui and Captain Valentime's sexy manliness in S tier, they have no bad MUs and they have positive MUs against MK. Their only problem is that all MKs play gay and that puts their manliness to a screeching halt.
The only thing keeping Marth back is MK, that's no reason to keep him out of S tier. If Marth can refresh his moves, he can dominate the metagame alone, which is the reason he made it here. His only flaw is the confusion most people have when looking at him for the first time (yes, fapping to Marth means that you're gay).
Diddy Kong, DK's little ***** of a cousin, but he wins, so he's okay. Too much potential to keep him down under a penguin, a fat penguin at that.
A
Falco
Ice Climbers
Pikachu
Olimar
Mr. Gaymenwatch
R.O.B.
Mr.Saturn
Zero Suit Samus
Falco sucks, nuff said. He's still full of win, though.
ICs are top tier, but *****es like Tyrant like to camp them to avoid getting ***** grabbed.
ZSS does nicely against the S tier, has plenty of options for racking up damage and killing and she can't be gimped easily. Why wasn't she here in the first place?
Mr.Saturn breaks your shield in 4 hits no matter what. He's A tier material.
B
Lucario
Peach
Kirby
Pit
Toon Link
Wolf
All of these characters but Kirby have potential. Kirby's just that cool. Wolf hates penguins that much :/.
C
Donkey Kong
Luigi
M2K
Fox
Sheik
DK needs to drop more and Luigi is just ****. M2K is mid tier, you all know it. Fox and Sheik's need to **** Saurkai (okay, don't give a **** how it's spelled) keeps them up on the list.
D
Bowser
Zelda
Pokémon Trainer
Ike
Mario
Not much change, here. Mario just needs a confidence boost; he's got comboability, gimpability, a projectile and killing potential... yet, he's mid tier every game. Ike is just too manly for the guys under us.
E
Sonic
Jigglypuff
Yoshi
Samus
Lucas
Who was the ****ing genius that raised Sonic 8 spots? He sucks, nuff said. He's just a *****, "look at me! I'm from the 90's and I can't get up to date with everything else!", goddammit, I hate Sonic with a firey passion.
Jigglypuff needs a boost from the F tier. No one likes her because she's too manly for words: Killing power, damage racking and every move utilizes her body AND she can kill people in her sleep. Not only that, but she goes nearly even with Falco, MK and Snake. **** Mr.Gaymenwatch, the reason why she's still down here.
Lucas is a p****, so he's at the bottom of E tier.
F
Captain Falcon
Ness
Teran's sexy manliness
Link
Ganondorf
Nuff said, this is the F tier, the best of the best in one tier. No explanation needed.
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S
Halo CE Magnum
Meta Knight
Inui
Capatin Valentime's sexy manliness
Snake
Wario
Diddy Kong
King Dedede
Marth
The Halo CE Magnum is top tier, the god of brawl to be exact. You'll get three shotted faster than the speed of ****ing. Of course, we needed both Inui and Captain Valentime's sexy manliness in S tier, they have no bad MUs and they have positive MUs against MK. Their only problem is that all MKs play gay and that puts their manliness to a screeching halt.
The only thing keeping Marth back is MK, that's no reason to keep him out of S tier. If Marth can refresh his moves, he can dominate the metagame alone, which is the reason he made it here. His only flaw is the confusion most people have when looking at him for the first time (yes, fapping to Marth means that you're gay).
Diddy Kong, DK's little ***** of a cousin, but he wins, so he's okay. Too much potential to keep him down under a penguin, a fat penguin at that.
A
Falco
Ice Climbers
Pikachu
Olimar
Mr. Gaymenwatch
R.O.B.
Mr.Saturn
Zero Suit Samus
Falco sucks, nuff said. He's still full of win, though.
ICs are top tier, but *****es like Tyrant like to camp them to avoid getting ***** grabbed.
ZSS does nicely against the S tier, has plenty of options for racking up damage and killing and she can't be gimped easily. Why wasn't she here in the first place?
Mr.Saturn breaks your shield in 4 hits no matter what. He's A tier material.
B
Lucario
Peach
Kirby
Pit
Toon Link
Wolf
All of these characters but Kirby have potential. Kirby's just that cool. Wolf hates penguins that much :/.
C
Donkey Kong
Luigi
M2K
Fox
Sheik
DK needs to drop more and Luigi is just ****. M2K is mid tier, you all know it. Fox and Sheik's need to **** Saurkai (okay, don't give a **** how it's spelled) keeps them up on the list.
D
Bowser
Zelda
Pokémon Trainer
Ike
Mario
Not much change, here. Mario just needs a confidence boost; he's got comboability, gimpability, a projectile and killing potential... yet, he's mid tier every game. Ike is just too manly for the guys under us.
E
Sonic
Jigglypuff
Yoshi
Samus
Lucas
Who was the ****ing genius that raised Sonic 8 spots? He sucks, nuff said. He's just a *****, "look at me! I'm from the 90's and I can't get up to date with everything else!", goddammit, I hate Sonic with a firey passion.
Jigglypuff needs a boost from the F tier. No one likes her because she's too manly for words: Killing power, damage racking and every move utilizes her body AND she can kill people in her sleep. Not only that, but she goes nearly even with Falco, MK and Snake. **** Mr.Gaymenwatch, the reason why she's still down here.
Lucas is a p****, so he's at the bottom of E tier.
F
Captain Falcon
Ness
Teran's sexy manliness
Link
Ganondorf
Nuff said, this is the F tier, the best of the best in one tier. No explanation needed.
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