I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Roguelorian]

A sister, and I have friends who I treat like family.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

A sister, and I have friends who I treat like family.

ShyHo: Huh. That's cool. Anyways, can I introduce you to some of my friends?

 

[Roguelorian]

ShyHo: Huh. That's cool. Anyways, can I introduce you to some of my friends?

sure

 

[KingBooGengar57]

sure

(ShyHo heads to a bar with Marth)
ShyHo: I can't bring Red here because he's an alcoholic. Anyways, hey guys!
Cecil: This is one of your new friends, huh ShyHo?
ShyHo: This is Marth. Marth, these are Cecil and Locke.
Locke: Pleasure to meet you. (Locke extends his hands)
Cecil: Me too. (Cecil extends his hand)

 

[Roguelorian]

(extends both of my hands and shakes them simultaneously) I am Marth Hero King and Prince of Valentia.

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley plays with Kirby, waiting for everyone to come back. Red pouts as he's no longer allowed to get beer.

 

[Mamboo07]

Ashley plays with Kirby, waiting for everyone to come back. Red pouts as he's no longer allowed to get beer.

Kirby looks up at her as he sticks out his tongue and puffs up his cheeks smiling.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(extends both of my hands and shakes them simultaneously) I am Marth Hero King and Prince of Valentia.

Cecil: Oh, you're a king too. I'm King of Baron and emperor of the planet Quattro.
Locke: I'm a thief, who ascended to the upper-class.
ShyHo: We mostly just discuss about any girls we have, or in me and Cecil's cases our wives. Have a beer with us.

 

[Roguelorian]

Cecil: Oh, you're a king too. I'm King of Baron and emperor of the planet Quattro.
Locke: I'm a thief, who ascended to the upper-class.
ShyHo: We mostly just discuss about any girls we have, or in me and Cecil's cases our wives. Have a beer with us.

I guess you could say I am a king, it is more of a title saying that I am the greatest hero in the land, at least in the land where I come from.

 

[alexxxela]

Kirby looks up at her as he sticks out his tongue and puffs up his cheeks smiling.

Ashley sticks her tongue out at him and giggles a little. Meanwhile, Red sneaks away to the bar. "Hey guys!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

I guess you could say I am a king, it is more of a title saying that I am the greatest hero in the land, at least in the land where I come from.

ShyHo: Huh. King and Emperor here indicate royalty but in actuality, we all have little-to-no actual power.

 

[Roguelorian]

Ashley sticks her tongue out at him and giggles a little. Meanwhile, Red sneaks away to the bar. "Hey guys!"

Red! What are you doing here, I thought you weren't allowed to come here anymore!

 

[alexxxela]

Red! What are you doing here, I thought you weren't allowed to come here anymore!

"Well, I snuck away," Red replies, giggling. He orders a beer and downs it.

 

[Roguelorian]

Well then, what shall we drink for? (grabs beer and raises it high)

 

[alexxxela]

Well then, what shall we drink for? (grabs beer and raises it high)

"Drink for.....lots of money and cool stuff!" Red says, raising a beer and drinking it. "Kanpai!"

 

[Roguelorian]

(responds yelling KANPAI! even though I have no clue what it means)

 

[alexxxela]

(responds yelling KANPAI! even though I have no clue what it means)

Red continues drinking and gets quite drunk until Ashley bursts through the door. "RED!" she yells.

Red looks over at her. "Uh oh....."

She storms over. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING?"

"Er, sorry, Ashley," Red replies nervously.

"You shouldn't be drinking anyway! You're practically a baby, you wear a bib and you're as mature as a two-year-old!" Ashley yells.

Red starts getting defensive. "I'm the baby? Says the girl who has to wear a pull-up and cries and throws tantrums when she doesn't get what she wants!"

The two continue bickering as Ashley drags Red outside by the hand. "You're never going back to this place again!" Ashley yells.

 

[Roguelorian]

(follows them outside) what in the (I would say it, but I don't know the chat filters and what could happen) is this? You both are children, do you know how childish it is to argue over who is more childish?

 

[alexxxela]

(follows them outside) what in the (I would say it, but I don't know the chat filters and what could happen) is this? You both are children, do you know how childish it is to argue over who is more childish?

Ashley points at Red. "He keeps going out drinking even though I keep telling him to stop! It's bad for his health!"

Red scowls. "It's none of your business what I do in my spare time! She's always so bossy to me!"

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE A DISOBEDIENT SERVANT!" Ashley yells.

 

[Roguelorian]

Red has a right as a person to drink alcohol, you can't tell him otherwise, and trying to make Red's life decisions for him is just not right.

 

[alexxxela]

Red has a right as a person to drink alcohol, you can't tell him otherwise, and trying to make Red's life decisions for him is just not right.

"N-no! But it's so bad for him! He tries to make my decisions for me too! HE MADE ME GO TO THERAPY AND DIDN'T LET ME OUT ALL NIGHT!" Ashley yells. "Besides, he's only ten in human years!"

"Demons age differently, Ashley!" Red says, exasperated.

 

[Roguelorian]

(steps between Ashley and red and puts my hand on both of their foreheads and pushes them apart yelling) Break it tf up!

 

[Roguelorian]

Immature childish children

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley sobs. "NO! I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP HIM!" She slumps to the ground and kicks her feet in anger.

"See, this is what she does when she's upset. She acts like a toddler," Red tells Marth.

 

[Roguelorian]

Agreed, but if you serve, you obey your master, and your master told you no drinking, so try to avoid the bottle, no matter how many times it tries to touch your lips.

 

[alexxxela]

Agreed, but if you serve, you obey your master, and your master told you no drinking, so try to avoid the bottle, no matter how many times it tries to touch your lips.

"Fine, whatever," Red mutters. "Ashley, I'm sorry." Ashley ignores him and continues having her tantrum. "I dunno what to do about her," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Fine, whatever," Red mutters. "Ashley, I'm sorry." Ashley ignores him and continues having her tantrum. "I dunno what to do about her," Red says.

ShyHo: Maybe cancelling therapy wasn’t a good idea after all.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Maybe cancelling therapy wasn’t a good idea after all.

"I doubt it would help her, she hated it there," Red says. "C'mon Ashley, you're making a scene." Ashley reluctantly gets up and Red takes her hand.

 

[Roguelorian]

Get her somewhere to sleep it off, you need to sleep off your liquor too, I'll stay with you guys because a) I don't actually have anywhere to go, and b) because with the beer you drank before Ashley got there is definitely not going to agree with you tomorrow, so I can be there to take care of you while you take care of Ashley, sound good?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Get her somewhere to sleep it off, you need to sleep off your liquor too, I'll stay with you guys because a) I don't actually have anywhere to go, and b) because with the beer you drank before Ashley got there is definitely not going to agree with you tomorrow, so I can be there to take care of you while you take care of Ashley, sound good?

ShyHo: Where will you stay in the mean time?

 

[alexxxela]

Get her somewhere to sleep it off, you need to sleep off your liquor too, I'll stay with you guys because a) I don't actually have anywhere to go, and b) because with the beer you drank before Ashley got there is definitely not going to agree with you tomorrow, so I can be there to take care of you while you take care of Ashley, sound good?

"Alrighty," Red says, and they go back to ShyHo's palace. "Ashley, it's naptime."

"I don't wanna," Ashley mumbles.

"Ashley, you're in a bad mood and you need to take a nap," Red tells her sternly. He makes her lie down on the couch and sits with her.

 

[Roguelorian]

just wherever, prolly wherever they are just in case.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Where will you stay in the mean time?

"I dunno if he would want to stay with us, the mansion's too scary for most people," Red replies.

 

[Roguelorian]

(lays down on back on the carpet with hands beneath my head and starts to snooze)

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley begins snoring gently and Red sits with her to make sure she's okay.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo heads back to his palace)
Lenna: Why is Marth asleep on the carpet?
ShyHo: I don’t know.
Lenna: Anyways, let’s go golfing.
ShyHo: Me and Lenna are going golfing today. Marth’s in charge of you while we’re gone. (ShyHo and Lenna get changed into their golfing outfits and grab their golf clubs before heading out)

 

[Roguelorian]

mmkay (goes back to sleep)

 

[alexxxela]

Red gets up and gets some candy to munch on. He then turns the TV on and puts on a Gaian ripoff of Pawn Stars.

"I can't believe that you found John Hancock's skeleton," a professional skeleton looker says. "This is worth at least 70,000.....100....$100. 2- 200.....thousand....million. Goodbye!"

"Alright, well, what are you thinkin' man?" an old guy says. "Let's- let's hit a deal."

"I'm thinking.......that you buy Chumpster Chumpstington's high-quality mayonnaise for only $5! Get it at your local supermarket!" the John Hancock skeleton bringer guy says. "Warning- side effects Chumpster Chumpstington's high-quality mayonnaise may include diarrhea, vomiting, and an irrational desire to buy the new FIFA game every year. Goodbye!"

"Phooey, it was just a dumb advert," Red mutters.

 

[Roguelorian]

(wakes up to annoying noises of bad tv shows) mmmh? Wassup? Feeling your drinks yet? How has Ashley been? Hey, where'd you get that candy, give me some!

 

[alexxxela]

(wakes up to annoying noises of bad tv shows) mmmh? Wassup? Feeling your drinks yet? How has Ashley been? Hey, where'd you get that candy, give me some!

"Er, a little bit," Red replies, rubbing his head. He gives Marth some candy.