I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Roguelorian]

then we beat them, that's good, if we are here first then we can be here when they are, and then get back Ashley and figure out who the man in the purple suit is.

 

[alexxxela]

then we beat them, that's good, if we are here first then we can be here when they are, and then get back Ashley and figure out who the man in the purple suit is.

Red nods and sits on the hood of the car. "This thing smells disgusting, why would Ashley be eating mayonnaise with this thing?" Red says, showing the bunny to Marth.

 

[Roguelorian]

That is pretty gross.

 

[alexxxela]

<all the guests left ;-;>
They wait for a while, and no one arrives. "Do you think that man kidnapped Ashley?" Red asks.

 

[Roguelorian]

Perhaps, hmm, but then they could be anywhere by now...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Where's Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Where's Ashley?

"We still can't find her. We think she's been kidnapped. I found her bunny, and it reeks of mayo for some reason," Red replies.

 

[Roguelorian]

(hears ShyHo over phone and takes it from Red) We don't know, we went to the vineyard to try and cut Ashley off, but her and some guy who was with her haven't shown up, do you know anybody who wears a fedora and a purple suit?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We still can't find her. We think she's been kidnapped. I found her bunny, and it reeks of mayo for some reason," Red replies.

ShyHo: Maybe forensics can do the work. Bring the bunny here.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Maybe forensics can do the work. Bring the bunny here.

<i actually have planned who it's gonna be so can i be the forensics guy>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<i actually have planned who it's gonna be so can i be the forensics guy>

<Sure>
ShyHo: Forensic Guy! Get ready!

 

[Roguelorian]

(Drives Red to the police station and asks to go to the forensics office)

 

[alexxxela]

Red brings the bunny to forensics and explains the situation. The forensics guy takes it and tells them to wait.

 

[Roguelorian]

Red brings the bunny to forensics and explains the situation. The forensics guy takes it and tells them to wait.

Grrr, I hate having to be patient for important stuff like this... (starts angrily tapping my foot with a grumpy look on my face and my hands on my hips)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Lenna: Oh, the poor people killed by Ashley. I can't believe she would do that.
ShyHo: Ashley has a bit of a sadistic streak.
Lenna: Oh, the horror! This is an act of terrorism, no doubt.
ShyHo: Yes, it is.

 

[alexxxela]

The forensics guy comes back. "Whoever kidnapped the girl must have been wearing gloves and protective clothing, because we can't find anything, besides the mayo. Know anyone who likes mayo?" he says.

"No, I-" Red says before stopping. "Marth, do you remember that mayo advert?"

 

[Roguelorian]

The forensics guy comes back. "Whoever kidnapped the girl must have been wearing gloves and protective clothing, because we can't find anything, besides the mayo. Know anyone who likes mayo?" he says.

"No, I-" Red says before stopping. "Marth, do you remember that mayo advert?"

what mayo advert? Oh the one from when you were watching that crap pawn show?

 

[alexxxela]

what mayo advert? Oh the one from when you were watching that crap pawn show?

"Yeah....what if she's being kept wherever that stuff's made?" Red says.

 

[Roguelorian]

hmm, what if, a rich looking suit, the manager of the mayo company?

 

[alexxxela]

hmm, what if, a rich looking suit, the manager of the mayo company?

"Yeah....it was probably that mayo guy! We should get going, who knows what he could be doing to Ashley," Red says, getting in the car.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, what happened to my Porsche 911?

 

[Roguelorian]

This could be really bad! HEY SIRI! Get directions to the (random mayonnaise brand from the commercial) warehouse in (whatever city this is) Gaia!

Siri: Getting directions... Make a left onto mayo boulevard in 10 miles

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, what happened to my Porsche 911?

"Marth took it," Red replies. "We're heading to a mayo factory."

 

[Roguelorian]

<turns on radio and takes a deep breath out>

Radio News Caster: a small girl has been seen dangling from the (random mayo company) warehouse on Mayo boulevard, being held up by what seems to be an employee of the company!

Marth: Oh SH**

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Marth took it," Red replies. "We're heading to a mayo factory."

ShyHo: Oh, the factory address is 14 Mayo Boulevard, Barnon, Alexandria.

 

[alexxxela]

<turns on radio and takes a deep breath out>

Radio News Caster: a small girl has been seen dangling from the (random mayo company) warehouse on Mayo boulevard, being held up by what seems to be an employee of the company!

Marth: Oh SH**

"Put the pedal to the metal! She's in danger!" Red yells.

 

[Roguelorian]

(slams the gas driving the car up to the triple digits) <I have been trying to post this for 2 minutes>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Lenna: So, Ashley got captured and is being held at a mayo factory?
ShyHo: Yup, that's what Red told me.
Lenna: Why a mayo factory?
ShyHo: I don't know.

 

[alexxxela]

When they arrive, the unknown mayo employee takes Ashley and carries her down a ladder into the factory. "After him!" Red yells, getting out of the car. He bangs on the door but can't reach the handles due to his short height. He growls in frustration.

 

[Roguelorian]

Lenna: So, Ashley got captured and is being held at a mayo factory?
ShyHo: Yup, that's what Red told me.
Lenna: Why a mayo factory?
ShyHo: I don't know.

<who really knows why lol>

 

[Roguelorian]

When they arrive, the unknown mayo employee takes Ashley and carries her down a ladder into the factory. "After him!" Red yells, getting out of the car. He bangs on the door but can't reach the handles due to his short height. He growls in frustration.

(Draws the decorative sword at his hip and wedges it between the door and the frame like a crowbar and jams the door open, then puts the sword away and runs in)

 

[alexxxela]

It's completely dark except for a single lightbulb revealing a man wearing a purple suit and a fedora sitting on a throne of mayonnaise jars. "Ah, Red, Marth. How nice to see you," he says.

"You! Where's Ashley?" Red exclaims. The man shushes him.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

ShyHo: I think we should rappel in some SWAT teams to find Ashley. (Some helicopters descend over the factory and rappel SWAT members into the factory)
Cop: Where's the girl?

 

[Roguelorian]

really, that is the worst throne I have ever seen, like wtf my dude, I mean, then again you kidnap little girls, no wonder your throne of evil would be mayonnaise, (chuckles, redrawing sword) give us back the kid or die and we get her back by force, I can negotiate, or aggressively negotiate (readies sword to run and kill this guy)

 

[Roguelorian]

(one of the employees pulls a gun and shoots the cop)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(More cops open fire on the establishment)

 

[alexxxela]

The man snaps his fingers and the doors slam shut and lock themselves. "The girl is right here," he says. Another lightbulb turns on, revealing Ashley is strapped into a highchair with a pacifier shoved in her mouth. "Now, let's talk."

 

[Roguelorian]

(runs in with a backhand sword grip and slices cleanly just below the lids on a lot of the mayonnaise jars then finishes with a flourish stopping at the fedora suit guy's neck)

 

[Roguelorian]

How about we discuss whether I have to kill you for the kid or whether you give us the girl and the cops get in here on you anyway. Tell us who gets to kill you, please say me, it would be an ecstatic pleasure.

 

[alexxxela]

The man snaps his fingers and two employees grab Marth and hold him down. "I am Chumpster Chumpstington, the Mayo Man. My adverts are psychic, and I discovered you insulting my mayo. This will not do. Do you want to know what my mayo is made of?" the man says. More lights turn on, revealing vats of dead bodies. "They're made of people who disrespect my pride and joy: my mayonnaise. I never intended to hurt the girl, but she was causing such a fuss that I had to stuff her mouth full of mayo. I took her here to get your attention, and destroyed those buildings because I knew about Red's drinking problem and the girl's temperament. I knew you would put two and two together and come here. Now, enough talk. It's time to get my two new mayo ingredients." Chumpster Chumpstington takes out several daggers and flings them at Marth.