I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Mamboo07]

[Kirby and Juice Kid walk to the beach as they see what's going on before running over to them]

Kirby: Poyo!

 

[Yiptap]

<Maybe both land and sea would be fine, I imagined him being amphibious>
Ashley looks over. "Oh my god! Is that Red?" she yells. She speeds back over to him. "Red! What are you doing?"

Red turns to her. "Why, Ashley, you puny little witch! Time for lunch!"

Ashley shoots a lightning spell at him, but Red gracefully leaps out of the water and dodges it. "Can't catch me!" he cheers.

Jack Frost: Hee Ho! (Jack Frost leaps into the air and uses his ice breath on Red)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Maybe both land and sea would be fine, I imagined him being amphibious>
Ashley looks over. "Oh my god! Is that Red?" she yells. She speeds back over to him. "Red! What are you doing?"

Red turns to her. "Why, Ashley, you puny little witch! Time for lunch!"

Ashley shoots a lightning spell at him, but Red gracefully leaps out of the water and dodges it. "Can't catch me!" he cheers.

< Mamboo07 , I did not expect you so suddenly. I would have to adjust one or two things if you want to join. Is that your intention? >

Rita is taken under water with Red, only getting air when he resurfaces.

A.R.: This sets the tone. He is nimble, large, and can do dangerous things with the water and his trident. You will have to stay safe AND keep him from submerging for too long at one time!

Rita: (Being frequently interrupted by submersion) I... a... I am studying... his at... attributes now!

(1 non-battle turn left for Ashley, and 2 for Jack.)

 

[Mamboo07]

< Mamboo07 , I did not expect you so suddenly. I would have to adjust one or two things if you want to join. Is that your intention? >

(Don't mind)

 

[alexxxela]

Jack Frost: Hee Ho! (Jack Frost leaps into the air and uses his ice breath on Red)

It bounces off of his horn, chipping it, and bounces back at Jack Frost. "Hey, watch what you're doing!" Red yells.

< Mamboo07 , I did not expect you so suddenly. I would have to adjust one or two things if you want to join. Is that your intention? >

Rita is taken under water with Red, only getting air when he resurfaces.

A.R.: This sets the tone. He is nimble, large, and can do dangerous things with the water and his trident. You will have to stay safe AND keep him from submerging for too long at one time!

Rita: (Being frequently interrupted by submersion) I... a... I am studying... his at... attributes now!

(1 non-battle turn left for Ashley, and 2 for Jack.)

"You see any weaknesses?" Ashley calls.

 

[Yiptap]

It bounces off of his horn, chipping it, and bounces back at Jack Frost. "Hey, watch what you're doing!" Red yells.

"You see any weaknesses?" Ashley calls.

Jack Frost: Oof! Oh ho, so you’re a tough one! Ice Pleroma! (Jack Frost’s ice attack has been boosted by 25!)
Jack Frost: Bufala (An ice spell)! (Jack Frost cast Bufala on Red!)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The game version of ShyHo had been playing the Final Fantasy VI Boss theme)

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby and Juice Kid catch up to the others as Juice gets out his Draginslayer sword and gives his Raptorial Blade to Kirby as they wonder who's the enemy)

 

[Doc Monocle]

(Don't mind)

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 46/50; E.P. 50/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 95/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): 99/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》(If this works for you)

It bounces off of his horn, chipping it, and bounces back at Jack Frost. "Hey, watch what you're doing!" Red yells.

"You see any weaknesses?" Ashley calls.

Jack Frost: Oof! Oh ho, so you’re a tough one! Ice Pleroma! (Jack Frost’s ice attack has been boosted by 25!)
Jack Frost: Bufala (An ice spell)! (Jack Frost cast Bufala on Red!)

Rita: (Taking a moment while the oblivious Red idles) His stats are on the screen!...

Red:《H.P.: 550/550; Size: 18 J; Attacks with tidal waves fin, trident, super jumps, diving surprise attacks, and occasionally submerges for 2 turns (fatal to Rita) , unless something is done.》

Rita: His horns have nerve endings! If you attack those, it will hurt, especially the chipped one!

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 46/50; E.P. 50/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 95/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): 99/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》(If this works for you)





Rita: (Taking a moment while the oblivious Red idles) His stats are on the screen!...

Red:《H.P.: 550/550; Size: 18 J; Attacks with tidal waves fin, trident, super jumps, diving surprise attacks, and occasionally submerges for 2 turns (fatal to Rita) , unless something is done.》

Rita: His horns have nerve endings! If you attack those, it will hurt, especially the chipped one!

"Alright..." Ashley says. She casts another lightning spell on Red's horn, and he yelps in pain.

"Knock it off, Ashley! You're no fun!" he yells.

"It's working!" Ashley says.

 

[Yiptap]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 46/50; E.P. 50/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 95/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): 99/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》(If this works for you)





Rita: (Taking a moment while the oblivious Red idles) His stats are on the screen!...

Red:《H.P.: 550/550; Size: 18 J; Attacks with tidal waves fin, trident, super jumps, diving surprise attacks, and occasionally submerges for 2 turns (fatal to Rita) , unless something is done.》

Rita: His horns have nerve endings! If you attack those, it will hurt, especially the chipped one!

(Jack Frost creates an icicle sword and stabs Red’s chipped horn)

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby gives the Raptorial Blade back to Juice Kid as the pink puffball readies his hammer and starts spinning fast)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 46/50; E.P. (50- 19)/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. (95- 12)/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (99-18)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》

(Kirby gives the Raptorial Blade back to Juice Kid as the pink puffball readies his hammer and starts spinning fast)

"Alright..." Ashley says. She casts another lightning spell on Red's horn, and he yelps in pain.

"Knock it off, Ashley! You're no fun!" he yells.

"It's working!" Ashley says.

(Jack Frost creates an icicle sword and stabs Red’s chipped horn)

Red's horn becomes the subject of intense interest, as it is pulverized by attacks.

Red:《H.P.: (550- 120)/550; Size: 18 J》

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby spins so fast that he throws the hammer with his might at Red's horn followed by Juice Kid who uses the Frozen Pizza's aerodynamics like a frisbee)

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 46/50; E.P. (50- 19)/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. (95- 12)/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (99-18)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》





Red's horn becomes the subject of intense interest, as it is pulverized by attacks.

Red:《H.P.: (550- 120)/550; Size: 18 J》

(Kirby spins so fast that he throws the hammer with his might at Red's horn followed by Juice Kid who uses the Frozen Pizza's aerodynamics like a frisbee)

"Ow!" Red cries. "You guys are mean!" He takes his trident and jabs it at Ashley, dealing 30 damage.

"Ouch ouch ouch!" Ashley wails.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 16/50; E.P. 31/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 83/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (81- 6)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》

(Kirby spins so fast that he throws the hammer with his might at Red's horn followed by Juice Kid who uses the Frozen Pizza's aerodynamics like a frisbee)

"Ow!" Red cries. "You guys are mean!" He takes his trident and jabs it at Ashley, dealing 30 damage.

"Ouch ouch ouch!" Ashley wails.

<I was away from the keyboard. Sorry.>

Red's horn throbs and Ashley jumps in pain.

Red:《H.P.: (330- 58)/550; Size: 18 J》

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 16/50; E.P. 31/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 83/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (81- 6)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》(If this works for you)




<I was away from the keyboard. Sorry.>

Red's horn throbs and Ashley jumps in pain.

Red:《H.P.: (330- 58)/550; Size: 18 J》

<I'm done roleplaying for tonight>
"I'm getting real sick of you guys! You don't know how to have fun!" Red says. He then plunges underwater temporarily.

"Oh no, Rita!" Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I'm done roleplaying for tonight>
"I'm getting real sick of you guys! You don't know how to have fun!" Red says. He then plunges underwater temporarily.

"Oh no, Rita!" Ashley says.

Rita: Aaah... (Submerged)...

Will Rita drown? Does Red smell of fish? Has Venomosity claimed his first true victory? SUSPENSE!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Lenna: ShyHo, I need you to take care of Juliana for me. I’m going over to Krile’s.
ShyHo: Oh, okay. What for?
Lenna: She invited me there for tea.
ShyHo: Oh, that’s fine. See ya!

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Aaah... (Submerged)...

Will Rita drown? Does Red smell of fish? Has Venomosity claimed his first true victory? SUSPENSE!

Ashley casts her electic spell on the water, causing a huge shockwaves. Red comes back up. "Yowch! Stop it!" he yells.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley casts her electic spell on the water, causing a huge shockwaves. Red comes back up. "Yowch! Stop it!" he yells.

Rita: (Shocked by the attack, she is mysteriously still alive) Yeysye...Ouch! I might as well have an H.P. meter!


Red:《H.P.: (372- 69)/550; Size: 18 J》

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: (Shocked by the attack, she is mysteriously still alive) Yeysye...Ouch! I might as well have an H.P. meter!


Red:《H.P.: (372- 69)/550; Size: 18 J》

Red starts swimming quickly towards her. "Uh oh....Is there any way we can transform him back to normal without killing?" Ashley calls.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red starts swimming quickly towards her. "Uh oh....Is there any way we can transform him back to normal without killing?" Ashley calls.

Rita: (Intermittently as Red dives and emerges through his approach) Th... piña colada... get hi... get him to...

 

[Mamboo07]

Rita: (Intermittently as Red dives and emerges through his approach) Th... piña collada... get hi... get him to...

Kirby: Make him beach on land?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kirby: Make him beach on land?

Sharktooth: Nah... it's just like a silly cure story. It happens when a story can't explain how to fix a problem.

 

[Mamboo07]

Sharktooth: Nah... it's just like a silly cure story. It happens when a story can't explain how to fix a problem.

Kirby: Oh.

(He sits down and scoops up sand eating it)

Kirby: Tastes funny.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: (Intermittently as Red dives and emerges through his approach) Th... piña colada... get hi... get him to...

Ashley uses quite a bit of magic (-15 EP) to spawn another piña colada. "Hey, Red! You want this?" she calls, showing it to him.

"Boy, I sure am thirsty...." he mutters. He swims towards Ashley, his mouth wide open, and swallows both her and the drink whole!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 16/50; E.P. 16/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 83/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (81- 6)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》

Ashley uses quite a bit of magic (-15 EP) to spawn another piña colada. "Hey, Red! You want this?" she calls, showing it to him.

"Boy, I sure am thirsty...." he mutters. He swims towards Ashley, his mouth wide open, and swallows both her and the drink whole!

Sharktooth: (drops his drink as his sunglasses shatter, revealing wide eyes) Whoa, bro... Didn't expect that one.

Red begins shrinking, dropping Rita into the water.

Rita: (Resurfacing) Ashley!

Red finishes shrinking.

Sharktooth: Soooo... what does... that mean?

Rita: (Swimming back) I-I'm not sure. I never read about this!

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley:《 Status: Frenzy (Speed + 2, E.P. - 10 afterwards); H.P.: 16/50; E.P. 16/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Frenzy; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: Frenzy; H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 83/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: FrenzyH.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (81- 6)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》



Sharktooth: (drops his drink as his sunglasses shatter, revealing wide eyes) Whoa, bro... Didn't expect that one.

Red begins shrinking, dropping Rita into the water.

Rita: (Resurfacing) Ashley!

Red finishes shrinking.

Sharktooth: Soooo... what does... that mean?

Rita: (Swimming back) I-I'm not sure. I never read about this!

Red doggy paddles back to the shore. "Ugh, that was awful! Some guy breathed this weird gas on me, and-" Suddenly, Red holds his stomach, and belches loudly. A tiny, smelly Ashley pops out from his mouth and falls to the ground.

"RED! You better fix this!" Ashley says, her voice comically high pitched.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red doggy paddles back to the shore. "Ugh, that was awful! Some guy breathed this weird gas on me, and-" Suddenly, Red holds his stomach, and belches loudly. A tiny, smelly Ashley pops out from his mouth and falls to the ground.

"RED! You better fix this!" Ashley says, her voice comically high pitched.

Sharktooth: Ummm... yeah... I don't think that's such a good idea to be doing right now, little dudette.

Rita: Oh, no, this is my fault!

A.R.: How? You didn't do anything.

Rita: Oh, that's right... THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

A.R.: What? Me? NO, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! If you hadn't wasted all your time in the books and just learned a few monster killer moves like I told you, we wouldn't be in this mess!

Rita: YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY CONSTRAINTS ON THE GAME! THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE OF GAMES!

A.R.: YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED, WHILE RED SLUGGISHLY APPROACHED AND SCOOPED YOU UP! RULE NUMBER ONE OF STARDOM: DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH!

Rita: WHO'S TALKING, A USELESS VOICE?

A.R.: A LITERAL BOOK WORM?

Rita: A LITERAL OLD FART?...

They continue arguing.

Sharktooth: So is it like scary being tiny?

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby picks up tiny Ashley and gently hugs her before placing her back down)

 

[alexxxela]

Sharktooth: Ummm... yeah... I don't think that's such a good idea to be doing right now, little dudette.

Rita: Oh, no, this is my fault!

A.R.: How? You didn't do anything.

Rita: Oh, that's right... THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

A.R.: What? Me? NO, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! If you hadn't wasted all your time in the books and just learned a few monster killer moves like I told you, we wouldn't be in this mess!

Rita: YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY CONSTRAINTS ON THE GAME! THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE OF GAMES!

A.R.: YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED, WHILE RED SLUGGISHLY APPROACHED AND SCOOPED YOU UP! RULE NUMBER ONE OF STARDOM: DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH!

Rita: WHO'S TALKING, A USELESS VOICE?

A.R.: A LITERAL BOOK WORM?

Rita: A LITERAL OLD FART?...

They continue arguing.

Sharktooth: So is it like scary being tiny?

"Well, it sure is annoying! Red better go find a cure!" Ashley yells.

+ally: Red

"Fine! But it wasn't my fault! That crazy guy made me do it!" Red exclaims.

 

[Doc Monocle]

W. Ashley:《 Status: Tiny (Does it really need a description?) ; H.P.: 16/50; E.P. 16/50; J.T.: 688; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t;》

Baby Ashley: 《Status: H.P.: 25/25; E.P. 30/30; J.T.: 90; Jump: 1J (×1); Speed: 1 J/t》

Jack Frost: 《 Status: H.P.: 140/140; E.P. 83/95; J.T.: 390; Jump: 3J (×2); Speed: 1 J/t》

JP Ashley: 《Status: H.P.: 40/40; E.P. 45/45; J.T.: 800; Jump: 4J (×1); Speed: 4 J/t 》

Kirby: 《H.P. (health) : 48/48; E.P. (energy): (81- 6)/99; J.T. (currency) : 200; Jump: 4 J (referred to Baby Ashley's base jump height); Skills: Flight, Copy; Weapons: Sword, Hammer. 》

Red: 《H.P.: 7/7; E.P.: 12; J.T.: 300; Jump: .5 J; Speed: .5 J/t; Skills: Flight, Shapeshift.》

"Well, it sure is annoying! Red better go find a cure!" Ashley yells.

+ally: Red

"Fine! But it wasn't my fault! That crazy guy made me do it!" Red exclaims.

<I never noticed he had wings!>

Red: (Theme: Low-tempo bongo beats while harpsichord quietly plays. The tempo and intensity increase rapidly as Red stands up brandishing his trident)

Red: 《H.P.: 7/7! ; E.P. : 12/12!; Jump: .5 J!; Speed: .5 J/t !; Skills: (?) Flight, Shapeshift (not sure), Fire walk (made up. Red takes no damage from hot surfaces, and restores E.P. as he walks on them.Could come in handy...); Weapons: Trident (In the order of 30 damage points per thrust. Ouch! Fast with no end lag); Attacks: Hot Fork Thrust, Headbutt (minimal E.P. consumption) 》

Sharktooth: (While Rita and A.R. argue) I think I speak for Rita this time... Wow! You Red's joining your journey!

 

[alexxxela]

<I never noticed he had wings!>

Red: (Theme: Low-tempo bongo beats while harpsichord quietly plays. The tempo and intensity increase rapidly as Red stands up brandishing his trident)

Red: 《H.P.: 7/7! ; E.P. : 12/12!; Jump: .5 J!; Speed: .5 J!; Skills: (?) Flight, Shapeshift (not sure), Fire walk (made up. Red takes no damage from hot surfaces, and restores E.P. as he does so.Could come in handy...); Weapons: Trident (In the order of 30 damage points per thrust. Ouch! Fast with no end lag); Attacks: Hot Fork Thrust, Headbutt (minimal E.P. consumption) 》

Sharktooth: (While Rita and A.R. argue) I think I speak for Rita this time... Wow! You Red's joining your journey!

<Red has wings in Gold and Get It Together, but not in previous games. I think he should have his individual attacks, but mainly work as a support for Ashley for missions they share>

"He sure is," Ashley mutters. "He'll probably slow us down, though, because he begs to go to every candy shop he sees."

JP and Baby Ashley return on their surfboards. "Wed!" Baby Ashley says, hugging him.

"Urk- Hey, Baby Ashley," Red says, flinching from her soaking-wet hug.

"Reddo? Nani o ****eru no?" JP asks.

"What am I doing? Just chilling, I guess," Red says.

JP tilts her head. "Can't understand you..." she mutters. <In Japanese, Red speaks with a dialect that's pretty tough to understand for someone like me who isn't fluent, so I thought it would be funny if JP can't understand Red at all>

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Red has wings in Gold and Get It Together, but not in previous games. I think he should have his individual attacks, but mainly work as a support for Ashley for missions they share>

"He sure is," Ashley mutters. "He'll probably slow us down, though, because he begs to go to every candy shop he sees."

JP and Baby Ashley return on their surfboards. "Wed!" Baby Ashley says, hugging him.

"Urk- Hey, Baby Ashley," Red says, flinching from her soaking-wet hug.

"Reddo? Nani o ****eru no?" JP asks.

"What am I doing? Just chilling, I guess," Red says.

JP tilts her head. "Can't understand you..." she mutters. <In Japanese, Red speaks with a dialect that's pretty tough to understand for someone like me who isn't fluent, so I thought it would be funny if JP can't understand Red at all>

Rita: ...Y'KNOW WHAT, OLD MAN? I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!

A.R.: NO, I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!

Rita: Ashley, your next world is...

A.R.: AN UN-NAMED VOLCANO!

Rita: I was supposed to say that!

A.R.: I'm supposed to be alive!

Rita: Ashley, I'm giving you a secret book-- one that he can't open-- but don't do it yet.

A.R.: I'm firing you!

Rita: I'll just be back on a new game! Hah!

A.R.: Ashley, I have tips that even Rita doesn't know! Hah!

Rita: Prune pickler!

A.R.: Paper mite!...

Sharktooth: Well, let's not waste time, dudes... (Sets the group on a giant palm tree, bends it, and releases, mysteriously sending them away to the volcano)...

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: ...Y'KNOW WHAT, OLD MAN? I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!

A.R.: NO, I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!

Rita: Ashley, your next world is...

A.R.: AN UN-NAMED VOLCANO!

Rita: I was supposed to say that!

A.R.: I'm supposed to be alive!

Rita: Ashley, I'm giving you a secret book-- one that he can't open-- but don't do it yet.

A.R.: I'm firing you!

Rita: I'll just be back on a new game! Hah!

A.R.: Ashley, I have tips that even Rita doesn't know! Hah!

Rita: Prune pickler!

A.R.: Paper mite!...

Sharktooth: Well, let's not waste time, dudes... (Sets the group on a giant palm tree, bends it, and releases, mysteriously sending them away to the volcano)...

Baby Ashley instantly starts crying. The group lands at the volcano, and immediately jump in pain, besides Red.

"Hot, hot, hot!" Ashley yelps. She runs into a small hut, which is much cooler. "Anyone here?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley instantly starts crying. The group lands at the volcano, and immediately jump in pain, besides Red.

"Hot, hot, hot!" Ashley yelps. She runs into a small hut, which is much cooler. "Anyone here?"

(Game ShyHo appears)
Game ShyHo: Hey, wanna buy some abilities?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley instantly starts crying. The group lands at the volcano, and immediately jump in pain, besides Red.

"Hot, hot, hot!" Ashley yelps. She runs into a small hut, which is much cooler. "Anyone here?"

Rita pouts as she spins in her office chair ceaselessly.

Boo-boo: What are you doing?

Rita: He's all around, right? Soooo...

A.R.: Hmph...

Boo-boo: I guess they aren't up to the task of briefing right now... (Swipes a folder from Rita's desk)... This should be the last world... I know because lava is always the last game hazard.

Rita: (Stops spinning momentarily) That's so not true! Donkey Kong Country nearly ended on an icy mountain. Ice Climber ended on an icy mountain. Donkey Kong Country 2 nearly ended on a castle... with ice in it... and don't get me started on that skiing thing!

Boo-boo: I mean it's overused.

Rita: But actually...

Boo-boo: You know what I mean!

 

[Yiptap]

Baby Ashley instantly starts crying. The group lands at the volcano, and immediately jump in pain, besides Red.

"Hot, hot, hot!" Ashley yelps. She runs into a small hut, which is much cooler. "Anyone here?"

(Jack Frost falls through the hut roof)
Jack Frost: Urgh... So hot, ho... Hee-How did I get here? (Sees Ashley) Ah! Ashley! How did you get here, ho?

 

[alexxxela]

(Game ShyHo appears)
Game ShyHo: Hey, wanna buy some abilities?

"NO!" JP yells, her hair blazing as white hot as volcano.

Rita pouts as she spins in her office chair ceaselessly.

Boo-boo: What are you doing?

Rita: He's all around, right? Soooo...

A.R.: Hmph...

Boo-boo: I guess they aren't up to the task of briefing right now... (Swipes a folder from Rita's desk)... This should be the last world... I know because lava is always the last game hazard.

Rita: (Stops spinning momentarily) That's so not true! Donkey Kong Country nearly ended on an icy mountain. Ice Climber ended on an icy mountain. Donkey Kong Country 2 nearly ended on a castle... with ice in it... and don't get me started on that skiing thing!

Boo-boo: I mean it's overused.

Rita: But actually...

Boo-boo: You know what I mean!

"Does Ms. Dealy have...shoes to help us walk here?" Ashley asks.

(Jack Frost falls through the hut roof)
Jack Frost: Urgh... So hot, ho... Hee-How did I get here? (Sees Ashley) Ah! Ashley! How did you get here, ho?

Baby Ashley shrugs. "Catapuwt."