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ShyHo: If you drink it, you'll lose your memory and will have side effects like wetting yourself, and you won't be potty trained and you'll speak with a lisp. Plus, we didn't like you as a baby.
"Y-you didn't like me?" Ashley says.
ShyHo: (Whispering) It's a trick. (Normal voice) Yeah, you were annoying as a baby with the messiness and your inability to talk very well, you were also quite annoying.
Ashley's heart drops. "O-oh......" she mumbles. "B-but, didn't you t-take care of me and h-hug me and f-feed me? Y-you're just like my parents, then....."
ShyHo: Just kidding! It's just that Lenna and I need some time to focus on our biological child. Don't drink the potion, it'll just give you some nasty side effects like the inability to speak. (ShyHo takes the potion out of Ashley's hands)
Ashley's hair turns white. "That's why I was going to take it! You only care about your baby, and you don't pay any attention to me! Even though....even though you know how you're basically parents to me....." she shouts.
ShyHo: I know, but our baby is basically gonna be heir to a massive empire and we have to teach them and play with them and care for them. We only made you happy.
Ashley starts crying. "Th-that's the point! You don't understand!" she cries. She storms out of the room and slams the door. Red looks at ShyHo. "Geez, she's really jealous."
ShyHo: Well, Lenna needs help, so... I need to go help her. (ShyHo teleports back to his palace)
Ashley locks herself in a closet and sobs. Red knocks. "Ashley? Are you okay?" he asks.
ShyHo: Hello, Red. What’s up?
"Ashley's really upset. She locked herself in a closet," Red says.
ShyHo: Well, maybe she’s upset at the fact that we spend more time caring about our baby instead of her.
"I know, but you know how she is...." Red mutters. "She...she loves you guys, and she's really clingy because you're the closest thing she's ever had to having real parents. It must be breaking her heart to be pushed away...."
ShyHo: Well, we have clones of ourselves. Maybe they could spend time with Ashley.
"Hey, maybe that's a good idea...." Red says.
ShyHo: Clones! Come out!
Ashley peeks out from the closet. "Wh-what do you want?" she mumbles, still upset.
Clone Lenna: I got an abortion, so now we can spend time with you.
"Y-you did? B-but why?" Ashley says from inside the closet. "I don't trust you...."
Clone Lenna: You were so upset and so I got my abortion, wanna come see my belly?
Ashley peeks out some more. "I see....but why? You clearly cared more about it than you cared about me...."
Clone Lenna: Yes, but in the end, we realized that you mattered more than it, because you didn’t have parents. So, we got rid of it.
Ashley comes out of the closet. "Alright...." she mumbles, giving Clone Lenna a hug.
Clone Lenna: We love you. What would you like to do?
Ashley nods. "Yes, let's do that..."
(They head to Ashley’s spell room)
"What does it do?" Ashley asks.
Clone Lenna: It drains health from the target and gives it to you.
Ashley tries it. "It didn't really do anything, since I have no live target....."
Clone Lenna: Maybe try this one, it’s called “Aeroga” it’s a wind-related spell.
Ashley tries it and gets knocked on the floor from heavy wind. "Ouch...."
Clone ShyHo: I guess you aren't strong enough to cast the spell. Such a shame.
"I guess so," Ashley mumbles.
Clone ShyHo: What should we do now?
Ashley's tummy rumbles. "Let's eat."
(The clones eat along with Ashley, while back at the palace, ShyHo and Lenna eat as well.)
"It was good...." Ashley says.
Lenna Clone: Good, very good. What would you like to do now?
Ashley doesn't answer and gives Clone Lenna a hug instead. "Thank you....for spending time with me....."