DerpDerpDerp
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2007
- Messages
- 12
Don't take that the wrong way. I know you put a lot of hard work into playing, but frankly, from what I've seen online, the smashboards people can't play worth crap.
You think to yourself, "how does he know who we are?" Well, you're the people that will only pick Final Destination as your stage and the white Metaknight or the gray/red Ike or the black Toon Link or any of your past melee glitch hazards for EVERY ****ING ROUND. I've even seen a few of you duck twice a few times at the beginning of matches, like that old thread here said.
Every time I have played anonymously, I have used a random character and selected a random stage. And I have never lost. Ever. I've won every single ****ing match. And we're not talking one or two matches, we're talking dozens. I thought it was a coincidence at first, but it started happening every single time. Smash ball, no smash ball, I barely even pick up items, since throwing them is a bit weird on the wiimote scheme. It doesn't matter, I still constantly win.
I don't want to fight you one one one, because frankly, I don't want you idiots anywhere close to sharing a friend code with me. I don't want to debate why I'm winning, because I've already stated that I'm actually at a huge disadvantage when I constantly use random characters and stages. I don't want to hear any of you whine about lag or whatever, because I get it just as hard as you do. I don't want to talk about how often you win, because I have a better record than you have. And I definitely don't want to hear about why melee is better, because if you think so, you have no idea what "balanced characters" are.
I've just come to say, I'm better than you. The end. I'm disappointed in the fact that for all of the bragging and discussion and essay-writing you people do, you can't win a match against some "casual player."
Good luck, people, hope you win against me someday. I'm pulling for you.
You think to yourself, "how does he know who we are?" Well, you're the people that will only pick Final Destination as your stage and the white Metaknight or the gray/red Ike or the black Toon Link or any of your past melee glitch hazards for EVERY ****ING ROUND. I've even seen a few of you duck twice a few times at the beginning of matches, like that old thread here said.
Every time I have played anonymously, I have used a random character and selected a random stage. And I have never lost. Ever. I've won every single ****ing match. And we're not talking one or two matches, we're talking dozens. I thought it was a coincidence at first, but it started happening every single time. Smash ball, no smash ball, I barely even pick up items, since throwing them is a bit weird on the wiimote scheme. It doesn't matter, I still constantly win.
I don't want to fight you one one one, because frankly, I don't want you idiots anywhere close to sharing a friend code with me. I don't want to debate why I'm winning, because I've already stated that I'm actually at a huge disadvantage when I constantly use random characters and stages. I don't want to hear any of you whine about lag or whatever, because I get it just as hard as you do. I don't want to talk about how often you win, because I have a better record than you have. And I definitely don't want to hear about why melee is better, because if you think so, you have no idea what "balanced characters" are.
I've just come to say, I'm better than you. The end. I'm disappointed in the fact that for all of the bragging and discussion and essay-writing you people do, you can't win a match against some "casual player."
Good luck, people, hope you win against me someday. I'm pulling for you.