SmashBro99
Smash Champion
- Being able to pull a banana outta my butt whenever? hell yes. - Compete in the track part of olympics, get paid, get laid...ies. Also beat up Jim Carrey. - Look at my ass in the mirror all day. - turn to the side, become invisible. - See Diddy Kong, more variety - That ****ing hair. - Cutie pie. - always wondered what it would be like to be a mannequin - So I can have pokemon, duh. - So I dont have to learn japanese. - See Ken, that hairdo. - His ass got nerfed but still nice. - See Bayonetta. - So i could jump off a cliff and kill myself because im worthless. - I cant die. - Little kid with psychic powers, not bad. No bullies ever. - Turn your head and cough... - take ppls powers. - kill ppl with my gas. - He's busted and mega. - Be a weeb idol. - so ppl will search for me on rule34 - See Megaman. - I want to be voiced by Matt Mercer - Be loved by furries - Get shrunk down to pretend like i fit in. - So i can change my appearance whenever. - Robot with lazer eyes. - So I can drive a car again my license got suspended after DUI multiple times. Also not get pulled over for speeding. - I wanna be the duck.New DQ reps. - See Joker. Also not be recognized by anyone outside of japan.
- So i can have a friend.
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