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If you were to be one smash character in real life who would it be?

Starbitz2

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:4ness:
Nus because he psycic

or

:4corrinf:
Because uhhhhhh........
 

topoki

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lucina [inappropriate content]
 
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KEYLIME SSB

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Pardon my noobdom... weebs?
Short for Weaboo. A non-Japanese person who thinks they are Japanese because they watch too much lifestyle anime. They are likely to randomly speak broken phrases in Japanese and say "Sugoi!" when good fortune befalls them.
On the actual thread topic, I would still be Luigi for the fun of misfires and misfortune.
 
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Applebutter61

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Short for Weaboo. A non-Japanese person who thinks they are Japanese because they watch too much lifestyle anime. They are likely to randomly speak broken phrases in Japanese and say "Sugoi!" when good fortune befalls them.
On the actual thread topic, I would still be Luigi for the fun of misfires and misfortune.
I feel like being a hardcore luigi main really says something about someone... I'm just not sure what.
 

DeltaPlays

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I was watching a video asking this question and I was curious about different opinions. I would be bayonetta because.
uhhh
bayonetta
who would you be and why?

I Wanna be Robin. Robin is in one of the best Fire emblem games ever. I'd say corrin, but both genders are ****.
If not robin Captain Falcon.
Show me your moves, dangit.
 

Uffe

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Ness, so I could use my PSI on people that I don't like. Or Samus, because her Power Suit is really cool, and I could shoot stuff for fun. :)
 

Lukingordex

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I'd say Lucas, but since i don't want my mother dead i'll say Ness
 

SmolNozomi

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...do you need to talk about this?
no thank you, I was just caught up in one of those "moments"
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I guess also Kirby, because who else doesn't want to be a being with INFINITE POWER?
 

KEYLIME SSB

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Ness because he can use psi. Plus he's my main
Do most people realize that Ness is basically Krillin from DBZ? He's generally weak compared to the rest of the cast but to other people he is actually the strongest human ever. Also what's so great about psi? Ness uses it for roughly 3 different moves and 2 of them are not even close to viable, and the other is fairly awful. Maybe that's just my take, but what do other people actually think of Ness?
 

IVgorm

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Falcon

Reason 1: dat knee

Reason 2: A swag ass hover car

Reason 3: SHOW ME YA MOVES
 

CAUP

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I'm going to go with Toon Link because he's aesthetic and I love Wind Waker.
 
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Sprite

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Do most people realize that Ness is basically Krillin from DBZ? He's generally weak compared to the rest of the cast but to other people he is actually the strongest human ever. Also what's so great about psi? Ness uses it for roughly 3 different moves and 2 of them are not even close to viable, and the other is fairly awful. Maybe that's just my take, but what do other people actually think of Ness?
I'm talking about the earthbound part of him. In that game he has creative psi such as healing, putting people to sleep, and teleporting. He also has a devastating move called psi rockin. Not to mention his skill with the bats and yo-Yos in his game. Maybe I'm off topic of smash bros, but earthbound is my favorite game and earthbound is how I see ness
 

RetroMetalSonic

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Probably Kirby. Considering all the abilities he's capable of, it'd be pretty sweet. Plus Copy Abilities would helpful in some cases.

Not good at cooking? Become Chef Kirby! Need to go someplace ASAP? Wheel Kirby! Want to become a famous painter? Artist Kirby!
 

Cyn

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I always answer this question the same way: Villager. I mean, who would not want to live in a virtual paradise where you have no worries, can fish and catch bugs for a living, and be the mayor over a bunch of animals?
 

Glitch_Wiz

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Want to go for shulk. Just to see the future. Downside would be having to carry the monado everywhere
 

GoldTrainRider

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Inklings because I'm not gonna reveal the reason I'd like to be inklings. I could hide in ink as a squid and shoot ink at people.
 

Wonderfly~

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Peach.

I could come off as a pretty and kind woman, while also being deceptively sassy. I could start fights with bad people, make them think I’m easy since I’m just a girl in a pink dress, then proceed to overwhelm them with my powerful attacks and float right above their heads to annoy them. I could use my side taunt while they’re down, making them angry, getting their blood boiling, humiliating them with my song. Seeing them so mad would be extremely satisfying.

I’d also be a princess. I would be rich and be able to do whatever I wanted. I’d have a huge castle all to myself.
 

Sprite

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I was thinking today, is there one smash character that would suck to be in real life? Seems like being any of them would be the dream...
 

Mamboo07

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Would go with :ultyoshi: and hijinks ensure with examples:
-raiding fridges of the neighbours and eating their food
-sneak up on people and throw eggs at them
-make my teacher and friends freak out or amaze when going to school due to a talking dino
 

Zinith

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Would go with :ultyoshi: and hijinks ensure with examples:
-raiding fridges of the neighbours and eating their food
-sneak up on people and throw eggs at them
-make my teacher and friends freak out or amaze when going to school due to a talking dino
That but I'd be even worse eating everything in sight :yoshi:
 

Penroze

The Surreal Deal
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:ultvillager:
I can have a nice, easy-going life in a little house in a small peaceful town. Only thing getting me down is crippling debt
 

Mamboo07

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Wanted to do another one, this time it's :ultkirby: and here what I would enjoy:
-Take on Extradimensional Cosmic Horror Gods (that look like they came out of the Lovecraft books)
-Eating sweet stuff
-Saying "Poyo!"
-Battle Demon Beasts sent by Dedede from Nightmare
-Get hugged and glomped by everyone
 

Frizz

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:ultrobin:
- Cool white hair
- Cool cloak
- Ingenious ideas, above average intelligence, gifted at strategy and tactics
- Charismatic enough to easily make friends
- Adept at using both swords and magic
- Good looks lol

:ultvillager:
- Hammerspace pockets
- Peaceful, debt-free life
 
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