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If you could eat pokemon

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shadydentist

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So, when you go to get them 'healed', and they give you nice shiny healthy ones, I'm sure they tell you you're getting the same ones back, right?

;)
 
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Magikarp

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#5 -- Magikarp

Fish is brain food, and we'll find all sorts of recipes for Magikarp. Stewed, breaded, boiled, baked and deep-fried. All we need is some lemon juice, horseradish and a bottle of white.

;_; So someone out there wants to eat me?
 
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Firebert

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Magikarp said:
#5 -- Magikarp

Fish is brain food, and we'll find all sorts of recipes for Magikarp. Stewed, breaded, boiled, baked and deep-fried. All we need is some lemon juice, horseradish and a bottle of white.

;_; So someone out there wants to eat me?
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Don't worry. Remember the anime? Magikarp are all bones, so they can't possibly even start cutting you.
 
pikachookie

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Commander Blitzkrieg said:
Kentucky Fried Torchic
Squirtle-Burger (My friend's idea)
Miltank Steak
Filet-o-Feebas
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rofl. xD "Filet-o-Feebas" wow.

But the thought of eating Pokemon is just sad. T^T. They're too cute; well, most of them. So I guess just eat the ugly ones? :O ahahahahaha. example: Jynx?! Ewwwwww.
 
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Kotep

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I vote Farfetch'd for best pokemon to be eaten. I mean, it comes with its own seasoning, and I'm pretty sure it's even based off some bird people eat with leeks. It makes sense.

But also yeah, kill Jynx.
 
pikachookie

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Kotep said:
I vote Farfetch'd for best pokemon to be eaten. I mean, it comes with its own seasoning, and I'm pretty sure it's even based off some bird people eat with leeks. It makes sense.
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lmao. Yes, I agree, out of all the Pokemon, Farfetch'd makes perfect sense. Too bad I don't eat duck, though. D; lol

Firebert said:
That'd be great. Better yet, one of Toon Link's bombs!
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Haha, xD How about both?! From both sides even. x]
 
fantanoice

fantanoice

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Talk about random. xD

I'd probably scramble a Togepi, or roast some Mareep.

I vote Farfetch'd for best pokemon to be eaten. I mean, it comes with its own seasoning, and I'm pretty sure it's even based off some bird people eat with leeks. It makes sense.
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Scratch that, I want some Farfetch'd.
 
~rh

~rh

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Well, for breakfast i'll have some scrambled Eggsecute, lunch would consist of a tossed Oddish salad with spicy combusken, and for dinner would be a nice Miltank steak with some Miltank milk on the side.

Mmm, Pokemon...
 
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MRogue

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I could see myself sinking my teeth into some nice Miltank/Tauros veal... with a side of salad of course. Given the multitude of edible-looking grass types there are, the possibilities of PokeSalads are endless. If I'm in the mood for seafood, I'd probably toss some Octilerry calamari, Clamperl and Shelder into a Linguini pasta with a light butter sauce. My ideal PokeBreakfast would likely consist of scrambled Eggsecute with a bit of Grumpig Bacon and/or Sausage.

This is an excellent thread.
 
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