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If you could do any Melee/PM AT or Basic Technique in real life...

TreK

Is "that guy"
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If I am to take something of utility, it's going to be either respawning, or eating food to close and heal all my wounds.

If I'm going to take something swaggy, it would be the ability to pull things out of the Hammerspace, or to double jump.
 
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Phaiyte

Smash Ace
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932
And not dodge roll? You can still get tackled out of a DD. Invincibility frames, bruh.
That's foolish because that would make you considered down immediately. You don't see no wide receivers rolling away from people on the ground.
 

XXXX1000

Smash Apprentice
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Messages
96
I can already short hop and roll so I'm 1/50th of a smash character
 

Prince Longstrok

Taker of lives, defiler of daughters.
Joined
Jun 16, 2013
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648
Location
Toledo, OH
I just want Ganons flame joke and kitty gauntlet :3

Some customer starts to disrespect me at work then BAM, back air that asshole >:D
 

Yurya

Smash Apprentice
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Messages
187
I'm good just midair jumping... add multi-jumps to that oh boy!
 

Alfonzo Bagpipez

Smash Lord
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Hawaii
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Peach's float...mmmm.
Does it have a lot of great applications IRL?
Probably not.
But I reeeaally don't like walking, and floating seems fun as ****.

I'd probably take the time to float very slowly everywhere, and bask in all the weird looks and WTFs.
 
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Phaiyte

Smash Ace
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Peach's float...mmmm.
Does it have a lot of great applications IRL?
Probably not.
But I reeeaally don't like walking, and floating seems fun as ****.

I'd probably take the time to float very slowly everywhere, and bask in all the weird looks and WTFs.
could probably join the olympics and break some records in the long jump event.
 

Drodeka

Smash Journeyman
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Dec 29, 2013
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297
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Olympia, Washington
Samus' super Wavedash trick.
Luigi's Wavedashes.
Mewtwo's up B.
Sonic's up B.
Kirby's B.
Double jumping, which probably would be the most practical and would easily net you tons of job offers, sponsors, and general fame.
 

Empyrean

Smash Champion
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Airdodge. Not only can you AGT that **** all across town, but you can practically fly if you have tons of small stuff on you. Not to mention it comes with wavedashing too. **** walking or any other transportation, airdodges are the future.
 

Saito

Pranked!
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Airdodge. Not only can you AGT that **** all across town, but you can practically fly if you have tons of small stuff on you. Not to mention it comes with wavedashing too. **** walking or any other transportation, airdodges are the future.
That's actually genius.

You'd be carrying some sunflower seeds with you all the time.
 

Fortress

Smash Master
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Yeah, airdodging is probably the way to go. Feel bad for people who limited themselves to just wavedashing.

Footstooling, tho.
 

Cold-Water Wash

Smash Cadet
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26
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The bendy part of a sink in Saratoga Springs, NY
I mean, I'd like to have no falling damage. That'd be sweet. Jump out of planes and just not give a ****.

More specific to smash, I'd wan't yoshi's doublejump. Seriously. You're indestructable and you can just fly straight up. That'd be so handy. I'm sure the super armor has some neat applications, too.
 

Szion

Smash Journeyman
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Jan 26, 2013
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Shielding. Perfect shield > gunman,

Shield = that guy bein' rude to yer woman? Punch em, shield, and then punch 'em sum moar.
 

Kaye Cruiser

Waveshocker Sigma
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Weegee's Wavedash
Sonic's Moonwalk
Fox's Multishine
Mewtwo's Up-B
Falcon's Knee and Falcon Punch
Bowser's F-Smash
Charizard's Nair
And for the hell of it, Sonic and Mewtwo's Final Smashes

Ah, and Falcon's Up-Taunt, Mewtwo's Down-Taunt and all of Sonic's taunts. ¦D
 

JediLink

Smash Ace
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Oct 23, 2013
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778
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QLD, Australia
Any sport, son.
I was more thinking along the lines of if you break one law, then that will open up possibilities breaking other laws, which could ultimately lead to things like infinite energy or faster than light travel.

But sure, sports is cool.
 
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Raetah

Smash Journeyman
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Nov 16, 2013
Messages
475
I think it would get annoying to have someone always follow you around who just copies what you do.
A person who is similar to you in appearance and that uses almost indetical clothes but of opposite gender following you and imitating your actions may dont looks a great thing, But just imagine how many things could you do with her (or him), And after all, she only follows you when she cans, meaning that you could just lock her somewhere or someone could help you to scape of her if you are annoyed. But aloneNana is almost defenseless, it wouldnt be nice to do that, i wouldnt threat my Nana like that.
 
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