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[Death]

Good: You get into no trouble...
Bad: He is a male rapist and chops off your balls...
Sit: You are having sex with your gf and find out that she has a ****...

 

[Death]

White is totally coo
Doesn't Ganon's crotch make you so horny?(no I'm not gay)

 

[Death]

I change it to the "Only people with the letters D-E-A-T-H can enter" zone. Then I just run around singing " You can't ctach me!"

 

[Death]

I then take over and let people be free.

 

[DankeKong53]

2, huh?
It took me awhile to find one, but here it is:

2010

 

[Creature_85]

No. You're gay.

Why does Fox have a puny little laser, when he had a huge blaster cannon in Starfox 64?

 

[Creature_85]

Then I make a new rule that you can't make any rules or zones having anything to do with your username, because that is ********. Then I steal the Calvinball from you and bury it in Canada.

 

[Creature_85]

Zero mission (metroid)

 

[Creature_85]

I then put poison in your food an you die, ending your leadership.

 

[Creature_85]

Then I stomp Goomba, and throw the coin that pops out at the next poster.

 

[sonicshift]

I think that you skip numbers...

Next (or New, dunno) Tetris (the N64 one)

 

[sonicshift]

A n00b then takes charge of the forums (NOOOOOO!!!)

 

[Creature_85]

Super Mario RPG: The legend of the seven stars

 

[Creature_85]

I magically become a mod, and ban the n00b.

 

[sonicshift]

-5 Gdorf
-5 Mew2
They just seem too similar...Be unique (isn't that some corny 60's song or something?)

 

[sonicshift]

Gid comes and pulls the plug on the servers...Bye bye SWF...

 

[sonicshift]

Hammer

 

[sonicshift]

Cause then he would fall even faster due to the added weight.

Why can't you hurt your opponent's Pkmn with your own Pkmn?

 

[Creature_85]

Because your question made no sense.

Why doesn't sonic think Pokèmon can fight each other?

 

[Creature_85]

Reflector

 

[Creature_85]

I hack it and start it up again. Hello SWF.

 

[DankeKong53]

Secret of Mana

 

[Creature_85]

Arkanoid

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Young Link because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Afrotaki]

-10 Dr. Mario for trying to be like a street-baller - it's just not workin' out, Doc...

Bowser ~ Roars (40)
Donkey Kong ~ Confused Shrug (40)
Dr. Mario ~ Pill Trick (10)
Falco ~ Spins and Punches (40)
Fox ~ "Come on!" (40)
Ganondorf ~ Hovers, Spins, and Laughs (35)
Ice Cimbers ~ "Yoop!" (40)
Jigglypuff ~ "Jigglypuff!" (40)
Kirby ~ "Hi!" (40)
Link ~ Flips Hair (40)
Luigi ~ Shy Dirt Kick (20)
Mario ~ Super Mario (40)
Marth ~ "Minna, miteite kure!" ("Everybody, look at me!") (31)
Mewtwo ~ Spins and Laughs (35)
Mr. G&W ~ Rings Bell (40)
Peach ~ "Sweet!" (40)
Pikachu ~ Waves at Camera (40)
Roy ~ "Heeyaaah!" (40)
Samus ~ Raises Arm Cannon (40)
Shiek ~ Raises Hand to Face (39)
Yoshi ~ "Yoshi!" (40)
Young Link ~ Drinks Lon Lon Milk (20)
Zelda ~ Clasps Hands (40)

 

[choknater]

-6 Marth, though it would've been better if it translated to "I love goatse."
-4 Sheik, she does nothing. She should die.

 

[DankeKong53]

Dr. Mario

 

[Zootematix]

Are you cool?

Here's how this game works. It's kinda stupid so bear with me.

I'll post something expressing to the lot of you as to why I am cool. Someone else follows up that post and explains how it isn't cool.

Example:

"I'm cool because I get to hold hands with a girl."

Following poster:

"No, you're not....cause the girl's your mom.

I'm cool because I don't hold hands with my mom."

Etc, etc. As well in this game, if you don't want to give up the fight you don't have to .

I'm cool cause I have lots of fun.

 

[Cashed]

Have fun?

I'm cool because I won't have fun because having fun is for conformers and I'm a goth that doesn't like conforming.

 

[Zootematix]

Being a goth isn't cool, cause you have to wear black nail polish,

I'm cool cause I'm not a cross-dresser.

 

[Bahamut]

Dude, haven't you heard? Metrosexual is in.

I'm cool cuz I'm not queer, but I'm close, so DEAL WITH IT.


Obligatory Disclaimer: I'm not really gay, you tools.

 

[paperboy]

You're not cool, necrophilism is what's in da hizzouse.

I'm cool because I said so.

 

[Cashed]

Only asshats use that as a reason.

I'm cool because I see the movies that LT tells me are good, even though he gets mad at me for seeing them.

 

[Zootematix]

Eww, you're definately a follower.

I'm cool cause I go see movies by myself without checking ratings.

 

[Creature_85]

That's not cool, that's just someone who is misinformed, and will sit through a lot of boring movies.

I'm cool because I have a fast computer.

 

[Bahamut]

Dude, computers are dumb

You should communicate with Morse Code. I do. It's soooo awesome.

 

[Zootematix]

Stealing is not cool, cause it's a sin!

I'm cool because I found religion.

 

[Creature_85]

Religion is old. And it doesn't make you cool either.

I'm cool because I counterfeit money.

 

[Bahamut]

Dude, who needs money?

Live on a deserted island. I do.

And TBC posted on what I posted before I edited my post. Definitely NOT COOL.

EDIT: HOLY SHIZNIT. 12 posts in 20 minutes.

 

[Tyco]

Youth of the Nation~P.O.D.