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[izdabombz]

He needs to clear his mind of all distractions.

What does luigi do for a living?

 

[shishkabob]

house maid- vacuuming

why does link never talk?

 

[Luigitoilet]

Uh, joined a month or so before me...Has a neato avatar.

 

[shishkabob]

has a banner that was made by me a loooooong time ago...

 

[izdabombz]

I dont think he really has much to say

how come sonic the hedgehog doesnt look like a hedgehog?

 

[Luigitoilet]

Nirvana- Pennyroyal Tea

 

[Him]

He fell in nuclear waste and got mutated and super speed.

Why does Yoshi keep projectile-vomiting in SMS?

 

[psychicpuff]

ARGH!

Immaculate Longing Oracles Veer En Xylophone When Hydrogen Erupts Not Highdrogen Erupting Taking A Long Kill Singing Alleluia Bouncing On Utah's Toilets Making Your Grand Racing Numbers Damaged Mind Assets

DEUSEXMACHINA

 

[Cylus]

Queen - A Kind Of Magic

 

[annoying jammez]

I'm seeing double! 4 statues!

 

[Kirby King]

Wow, six people and STILL no one chose. I guess people really like Blaster. I'll just take the liberty of choosing someone else.
Next on the docket: Rudy

 

[shishkabob]

because dr mario gave him the wrong medication.

Why does shadow always look so mad?

 

[SuperSpy]

because he's evil.
How do you make Yoshi turn green?

 

[SuperSpy]

maybe he has an evil twin, rudy292.

 

[SuperSpy]

My face would burn.
If I was a doggy...

 

[izdabombz]

You make it eat green fuirts

how come after being in the temple for 7 years, Where did link get a pair of pants?

 

[smashpsycho]

who else could you be thinking of?

 

[RichBrown]

are you thinking of me even tho i didnt get in?

 

[Ticadrius]

Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear me Knocking

 

[Saturn Z]

He had it pre-delivered.

Why doesn't luigi appear in mario games any more?

 

[izdabombz]

Cause the game has the name MARIO on it.

How come in First person shooter, you cant see your own feet?

 

[Falco's chicken]

Because, then it wouldn't be a FirstPersonShooter, it would be a FeetPersonShooter!

Why Nintendo?

 

[Falco's chicken]

I'd eat mailmen for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

If I was a hen...

 

[Megaman X]

Because Nintendo rules!

What's E. Gadd doing nowadays? (Besides making talking squirtguns)

 

[Falco's chicken]

Dresses himself up to a clown, takes a bucket of eggs, runs out among pepole, screams: "This is judgement day!", throws the eggs at himself and jumps down on the road, pretending to be a dolphin.

Who is Pikachu?

 

[psychicpuff]

A rat made from a freak accident in the radioactive laboratory.

Why does Daisy seldom appear?

 

[Falco's chicken]

Because Peach sells more games.

Can you wavedash in SSB_1?

 

[Zootematix]

I'd eventually end up being someones meal.

If I was a chef....

 

[Falco's chicken]

I'd add some, spices and then eat the hen.

If I was a mushroom...

 

[izdabombz]

There is no dodging in ssb, so no.

If pikachu is so big in ssb an ssbm, how big is ash?

 

[SuperSpy]

Mario would eat me.
If I was a bag of garbage...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Ganondorf ====>SSBM======>GameCube

TBC: No sigs!

 

[SuperSpy]

Pikachu was supersized, so Pikachu is bigger than Ash Hole.
What moron thought of pokemon?

 

[sum41]

I would be infested with bacteria, rats, flies and magots.
If I was going to undergo surgery...

 

[Cerebrate]

Oh, you know how those crazy Japanese people are. One of them was just a bit more out of his mind.

If Kirby is only eight inches tall (as stated in his trophy), why does he seem so much bigger in Melee?

 

[shishkabob]

I will eat your guts

If I had a sex change

 

[shishkabob]

cuz everyone else is also 3 inches tall

how does a sword from the fire emblem age shoot out a bomb? (flare blade)

 

[Cerebrate]

Smashing Pumpkins: Glass and the Ghost Children

 

[Cerebrate]

Ah, funny.:D

Please find me a picture of a female Night Elf from WarCraft III.

 

[sum41]

Is this it?

Find me a picture of a lightning bolt.