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Shadowwarrior88

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I duck under the bomb,thinking that was it and then get hit in the back of the head with the squirrel.Then I fire a Golden Gun at the next poster and chuck the now empty gun along with it.
 

Dapenda

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Punishment: getting Tom Green's job

Crime: Blabbling the phrase, "Are we there yet?" during the entire car trip from from LA to NY
 

Creature_85

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I hit the bullet with the frying pan of doom, and send it back at the gun, blowing it up. Shrapnel then flies at the next poster.
 

MewtwoMaster2002

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I might cook him and eat him for dinner:******: .

If I slept for 3 days straight...
 

Peaches

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- 3 Ness *DEAD
-7 Jiggly Throwing around flabby arms doens't seem like it would make a good weapon.

EDIT: what color would go good with the RPG scheme?

Bowser ~ Insurgent of the Mushroom Kingdom and Abductor of Princess Peach, Bowser is currently the organizer of the support group "Coping With Others' Insolence." (5)

Captain Falcon ~ F-Zero Racer and the Poster Child for the hit new public service stint "Living the Alternate Life" ~ Falcon also enjoys long vegetables. (DEAD)

Donkey Kong ~ The Kongo Jungle's Protector and Number one Banana supplier, DK also enjoys his job as the "guinea pig" for various new cosmetic products. (DEAD)

Dr. Mario ~ The Mushroom Kingdom's top Physician and avid Tennis Player ~ also enjoys his position as the star of the Mushroom Kingdom's Synchronized Swimming Team. (DEAD)

Falco ~ Hired Aide for the Star Fox Team ~ Moonlights as a Professional Heckler. (DEAD)

Fox ~ Leader of the Star Fox team and protector of the Lylat System, Fox spends his time weeping for the future. (40)

Ganondorf ~ Main Antagonist in Hyrule and "World Domination" Hopeful ~ regularly attends Bowser's popular support group. (30)

Ice Cimbers ~ Arctic Ice Climbers... Function as a sort of "Coast Guard" for the Tundra ~ the Ice Climbers are regularly featured in various Infomercials that come on around 2:00 AM or so. (13)

Jigglypuff ~ Amateur Karaoke Singer and occasional trouble for Team Rocket ~ She makes most of her money as an amateur kickboxer. (17)

Kirby ~ Defender of Dream Land and recent icon for the Snickers slogan "Hungry? Grab a Snickers!" (40)

Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Time", Link is Ganondorf's sole competition for the sacred Triforce ~ on weekends, Link receives intensive treatment for his Tourrette's Syndrome ("YAH! HAH! TSAAAY!"). (40)

Luigi ~ Plumber and Director of Homeland Security for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Luigi also enjoys his job as the Mushroom Kingdom's most-wanted Interior Decorator. (30)

Mario ~ Aside from being the poster-child for the "Little People," Mario mainly functions as a Plumber and the Mushroom Kingdom's One-Man Army ~ is very effective at what he does. (23)

Marth ~ Freelance Fighter for whoever will pay him, and Founder of the successful periodical "Metrosexuals International." (40)

Mewtwo ~ Once a "bad guy", Mewtwo now manufactures Salt Water Taffy on his island home ~ also makes a point of attending Bowser's support group. (25)

Mr. G&W ~ A Professional Entertainer, Game & Watch is nearing retirement age, but far from finished ~ Author of the best-seller "I Can Do Anything (Better Than You)." (40)

Ness ~ Protector of Eagleland from Gigyas, the Ultimation, and Full-Time Student ~ Also enjoys his spot on the Onett Eagles in the Eagleland Pee-Wee League. (DEAD)

Peach ~ Princess and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Founder and Editor of the Mushroom Kingdom's popular fashion magazine "Looking Like Me." (20)

Pichu ~ Leader of his Day-Care cult called "The Way," Pichu has a dark history of crime and sex scandals, including the infamous "Froggy Incident." (30)

Pikachu ~ Pikachu, Companion of Ash Ketchum and widely-known Prize-Fighter, also spends his time volunteering at the Kanto/Johto "You're Almost Done" Nursing Home. (22)

Roy ~ Free-Floating Mercenary and Promoter of Vick's Hemorrhoid Cream, Roy spends his free time painting portraits for a modest fee. (30)

Samus ~ Galactic Bounty Hunter and Killer of Metroids, Samus is one of the main figureheads in the public service campaign "Got Boobs? Join the Army!" (40)

Sheik ~ Once an Aide to Link and Alter-Ego of Princess Zelda of Hyrule ~ moonlights as a sideshow Magician and Escapist. (DEAD)

Yoshi ~ Once a valuable aide to Mario in his quests, Yoshi has hit rock-bottom and is currently the main attraction in the Mushroom Kingdom Petting Zoo. (30)

Young Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Winds," Young Link finally destroyed Ganondorf in the Wind Waker and helped save Termina from being destroyed by Majora's Mask ~ makes extra money on the side by posing for numerous "Got Milk?" posters. (DEAD)

Zelda ~ Princess of Hyrule and love interest of Link ~ Also functions as Editor and Producer of the successful Arts and Crafts magazine "Things to Do for People Who Can't Do Anything." (40)
 

Peaches

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Luigi wears green becasue Mario is red. And everybody likes Christmas, especially the Italians I guess.

Why do they call Captain Falcon a bounty hunter?
And who pays Samus for her bounties?
 

Creature_85

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Captain Falcon doesn't make enough money from racing, so he has to have a part time job. Samus is payed by whoever issued the ransom probably.

Why did they change Luigi so he wasn't so much like Mario, but then put another Mario clone in?
 

Shadowwarrior88

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So you'd get a different character AND a clone.(either that or they have no commen sense.)

How did all the trophies in SSBM come to life and kill eachother?
 

ultimaiq2

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Because two kids namly Master Kid and Crasy Kid started to play with the figures and started fighting with them, and the level hazards are made from Lighter flames and mini RC cars.

How did the Master Hand become a Master, and whats with Crasy?
 

ultimaiq2

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Punishment: Listen to my friends sister talk about Hamtaro, if you like Hamtaro, I will talk about Norway for a VERY long time, also you will have a ballgag in your moth and be tied onto a unconfortable chair.

Crime: Downloading and forcing people into listen to the Hamtaro theme.
 

ultimaiq2

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But then the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snag the ball and comes out of the sewers only too face they're own doom, namly UltimaIQ Lord of the Calvinball. Defeating 4 Ninjas = 444 points.
 

Corin

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*With his newly bought markers from Anime North he draws a horde of anime fan girls who stampede over ultimaiq, as well as causing the calvinball to go flying*
HA! now I have it!
good catch: 100 points
Randomness:1000 points (10 per fangirl)
 

Shadowwarrior88

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The shell flies past me and hits Mario,who is currently in first place on the Mario Kart track.(it goes for the 1st place racer.)
Then I fire a Mech unit's bazooka at the next poster.
 

Creature_85

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Master hand is the master of all the trophies.
And crazy hand? Well, the kid who that hand belongs to has cerebral palsy.

Why does Jigglypuff's rest kill people, as opposed to it's uses in the games?
 
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