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tissue

Smash Ace
Joined
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Because Zelda is magic, and Sheik isn't wearing a dress. Peach is.

Why do people actually believe in Sonic and Tails still?
 

Wolfkin

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jan 21, 2004
Messages
245
Location
Coral Springs, Fl
Good: Your skill with a 40 inch blade become world renouned

Bad: While skillful it's only capable of moving 'so' fast. You get cut down with a 15 inch blade in your first battle.

Situation: You just pimp-slapped madonna.
 

Afrotaki

Gay skies today.
BRoomer
Joined
May 11, 2002
Messages
2,502
Location
Starting a fire
Thanks for updating, Peaches, I've been really busy with the musical I'm in... It's hell week and all, so they've been keeping us 'til 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning.

-10 Falco, because his life is pitiful.

Bowser ~ Insurgent of the Mushroom Kingdom and Abductor of Princess Peach, Bowser is currently the organizer of the support group "Coping With Others' Insolence." (30)

Captain Falcon ~ F-Zero Racer and the Poster Child for the hit new public service stint "Living the Alternate Life" ~ Falcon also enjoys long vegetables. (DEAD)

Donkey Kong ~ The Kongo Jungle's Protector and Number one Banana supplier, DK also enjoys his job as the "guinea pig" for various new cosmetic products. (DEAD)

Dr. Mario ~ The Mushroom Kingdom's top Physician and avid Tennis Player ~ also enjoys his position as the star of the Mushroom Kingdom's Synchronized Swimming Team. (DEAD)

Falco ~ Hired Aide for the Star Fox Team ~ Moonlights as a Professional Heckler. (20)

Fox ~ Leader of the Star Fox team and protector of the Lylat System, Fox spends his time weeping for the future. (40)

Ganondorf ~ Main Antagonist in Hyrule and "World Domination" Hopeful ~ regularly attends Bowser's popular support group. (35)

Ice Cimbers ~ Arctic Ice Climbers... Function as a sort of "Coast Guard" for the Tundra ~ the Ice Climbers are regularly featured in various Infomercials that come on around 2:00 AM or so. (30)

Jigglypuff ~ Amateur Karaoke Singer and occasional trouble for Team Rocket ~ She makes most of her money as an amateur kickboxer. (24)

Kirby ~ Defender of Dream Land and recent icon for the Snickers slogan "Hungry? Grab a Snickers!" (40)

Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Time", Link is Ganondorf's sole competition for the sacred Triforce ~ on weekends, Link receives intensive treatment for his Tourrette's Syndrome ("YAH! HAH! TSAAAY!"). (40)

Luigi ~ Plumber and Director of Homeland Security for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Luigi also enjoys his job as the Mushroom Kingdom's most-wanted Interior Decorator. (30)

Mario ~ Aside from being the poster-child for the "Little People," Mario mainly functions as a Plumber and the Mushroom Kingdom's One-Man Army ~ is very effective at what he does. (23)

Marth ~ Freelance Fighter for whoever will pay him, and Founder of the successful periodical "Metrosexuals International." (40)

Mewtwo ~ Once a "bad guy", Mewtwo now manufactures Salt Water Taffy on his island home ~ also makes a point of attending Bowser's support group. (25)

Mr. G&W ~ A Professional Entertainer, Game & Watch is nearing retirement age, but far from finished ~ Author of the best-seller "I Can Do Anything (Better Than You)." (40)

Ness ~ Protector of Eagleland from Gigyas, the Ultimation, and Full-Time Student ~ Also enjoys his spot on the Onett Eagles in the Eagleland Pee-Wee League. (13)

Peach ~ Princess and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Founder and Editor of the Mushroom Kingdom's popular fashion magazine "Looking Like Me." (20)

Pichu ~ Leader of his Day-Care cult called "The Way," Pichu has a dark history of crime and sex scandals, including the infamous "Froggy Incident." (30)

Pikachu ~ Pikachu, Companion of Ash Ketchum and widely-known Prize-Fighter, also spends his time volunteering at the Kanto/Johto "You're Almost Done" Nursing Home. (25)

Roy ~ Free-Floating Mercenary and Promoter of Vick's Hemorrhoid Cream, Roy spends his free time painting portraits for a modest fee. (30)

Samus ~ Galactic Bounty Hunter and Killer of Metroids, Samus is one of the main figureheads in the public service campaign "Got Boobs? Join the Army!" (40)

Sheik ~ Once an Aide to Link and Alter-Ego of Princess Zelda of Hyrule ~ moonlights as a sideshow Magician and Escapist. (20)

Yoshi ~ Once a valuable aide to Mario in his quests, Yoshi has hit rock-bottom and is currently the main attraction in the Mushroom Kingdom Petting Zoo. (30)

Young Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Winds," Young Link finally destroyed Ganondorf in the Wind Waker and helped save Termina from being destroyed by Majora's Mask ~ makes extra money on the side by posing for numerous "Got Milk?" posters. (DEAD)

Zelda ~ Princess of Hyrule and love interest of Link ~ Also functions as Editor and Producer of the successful Arts and Crafts magazine "Things to Do for People Who Can't Do Anything." (40)
 

Dapenda

Smash Champion
Joined
Jan 24, 2003
Messages
2,054
Punishment: Getting ur face grilled on his grill by him

Crime: A teacher giving students bad grades when they should have deserved a better one
 

Cardzmaster2004

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Nov 17, 2003
Messages
409
Location
Da Burg, OH
BTW, if we start another round before Saturday, my post back wil be a little late. I'm @ Dsiney right now and won't be able to post for a while. Just to let ya know, mic. I got penalized for something like that before.
 

PsiFlameMaster

Smash Ace
Joined
Dec 7, 2002
Messages
989
Location
Not too high, not too low, but juuuust right.
Good: the bell rings and SUMMER'S HERE!!!! W007!!!!
Bad: in the middle of class you jump on the desk, yell the above, rip off your outer clothing, and start pole danceing (where'd the pole come from?) then you get arrested and sent to prison just because no one likes you.:crazy:

Sit: you are playing smash when suddenly you get sucked into the game and find yourself to be _______. <---*insert your favorite/best smasher here*
 

ultimaiq2

Smash Lord
Joined
Dec 1, 2003
Messages
1,592
Location
Sarpsborg, Norway, Earth
Because Kirby eats living things, and the battery isen't alive.

How come I can't beat a Giga Bowser with a super mushroom, Metal box, handicap 9 and damage ratio set on 2, with my Pichu?
 
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