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LinkMaster12

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i catch the keyblade,roast the seagull,eat it and then i burp a nasty toxic smell(Simpsons Wrestling) to the next poster
 

Afrotaki

Gay skies today.
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Since these are relatively humorous, I'm not going to remove them when they're gone ~ I'll simply put DEAD in the parentheses.

-3 Falcon, because vegetables are for eating, silly.
-3 DK, because he isn't very good at what he does =/.
-4 Jigglypuff, because balloons can't sing, silly.

Bowser ~ Insurgent of the Mushroom Kingdom and Abductor of Princess Peach, Bowser is currently the organizer of the support group "Coping With Others' Insolence." (40)

Captain Falcon ~ F-Zero Racer and the Poster Child for the hit new public service stint "Living the Alternate Life" ~ Falcon also enjoys long vegetables. (35)

Donkey Kong ~ The Kongo Jungle's Protector and Number one Banana supplier, DK also enjoys his job as the "guinea pig" for various new cosmetic products. (25)

Dr. Mario ~ The Mushroom Kingdom's top Physician and avid Tennis Player ~ also enjoys his position as the star of the Mushroom Kingdom's Synchronized Swimming Team. (40)

Falco ~ Hired Aide for the Star Fox Team ~ Moonlights as a Professional Heckler. (40)

Fox ~ Leader of the Star Fox team and protector of the Lylat System, Fox spends his time weeping for the future. (40)

Ganondorf ~ Main Antagonist in Hyrule and "World Domination" Hopeful ~ regularly attends Bowser's popular support group. (40)

Ice Cimbers ~ Arctic Ice Climbers... Function as a sort of "Coast Guard" for the Tundra ~ the Ice Climbers are regularly featured in various Infomercials that come on around 2:00 AM or so. (40)

Jigglypuff ~ Amateur Karaoke Singer and occasional trouble for Team Rocket ~ She makes most of her money as an amateur kickboxer. (24)

Kirby ~ Defender of Dream Land and recent icon for the Snickers slogan "Hungry? Grab a Snickers!" (40)

Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Time", Link is Ganondorf's sole competition for the sacred Triforce ~ on weekends, Link receives intensive treatment for his Tourrette's Syndrome ("YAH! HAH! TSAAAY!"). (40)

Luigi ~ Plumber and Director of Homeland Security for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Luigi also enjoys his job as the Mushroom Kingdom's most-wanted Interior Decorator. (30)

Mario ~ Aside from being the poster-child for the "Little People," Mario mainly functions as a Plumber and the Mushroom Kingdom's One-Man Army ~ is very effective at what he does. (38)

Marth ~ Freelance Fighter for whoever will pay him, and Founder of the successful periodical "Metrosexuals International." (40)

Mewtwo ~ Once a "bad guy", Mewtwo now manufactures Salt Water Taffy on his island home ~ also makes a point of attending Bowser's support group. (40)

Mr. G&W ~ A Professional Entertainer, Game & Watch is nearing retirement age, but far from finished ~ Author of the best-seller "I Can Do Anything (Better Than You)." (40)

Ness ~ Protector of Eagleland from Gigyas, the Ultimation, and Full-Time Student ~ Also enjoys his spot on the Onett Eagles in the Eagleland Pee-Wee League. (38)

Peach ~ Princess and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Founder and Editor of the Mushroom Kingdom's popular fashion magazine "Looking Like Me." (40)

Pichu ~ Leader of his Day-Care cult called "The Way," Pichu has a dark history of crime and sex scandals, including the infamous "Froggy Incident." (30)

Pikachu ~ Pikachu, Companion of Ash Ketchum and widely-known Prize-Fighter, also spends his time volunteering at the Kanto/Johto "You're Almost Done" Nursing Home. (30)

Roy ~ Free-Floating Mercenary and Promoter of Vick's Hemorrhoid Cream, Roy spends his free time painting portraits for a modest fee. (30)

Samus ~ Galactic Bounty Hunter and Killer of Metroids, Samus is one of the main figureheads in the public service campaign "Got Boobs? Join the Army!" (40)

Shiek ~ Once an Aide to Link and Alter-Ego of Princess Zelda of Hyrule ~ moonlights as a sideshow Magician and Escapist. (40)

Yoshi ~ Once a valuable aide to Mario in his quests, Yoshi has hit rock-bottom and is currently the main attraction in the Mushroom Kingdom Petting Zoo. (30)

Young Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Winds," Young Link finally destroyed Ganondorf in the Wind Waker and helped save Termina from being destroyed by Majora's Mask ~ makes extra money on the side by posing for numerous "Got Milk?" posters. (DEAD)

Zelda ~ Princess of Hyrule and love interest of Link ~ Also functions as Editor and Producer of the successful Arts and Crafts magazine "Things to Do for People Who Can't Do Anything." (40)
 

Afrotaki

Gay skies today.
BRoomer
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Tilted in its stance,
Leaning Tower of Pisa ~
This one's really gay.

Write one about a ferocious dragon and the knight trying to slay it.
 

Peaches

Smash Lord
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-10 Mewtwo, he's just a lame badguy; and now he's just lame period

Btw Here's all the previous winners (I was really, really bored at school)
characters - Kirby
characters - Marth
Stages - Dreamland
Potential characters - Diddy Kong
items - Superscope
B moves - Samus' chargeshot
pokemon - Weezing
up b moves - Game & Watch (parachute jump)
down b moves - Mario (Tornado spin)
taunt - Fox
 

Big Andy

Smash Journeyman
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Hes was bad dragon
The knight wants to kill him dead
The knight stood no chance

Write about this guy :beezo: (beezo)
 

Stopsign

Smash Ace
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Punishment Getting yelled at by one of the Mods

Crime Doing Multiple votes for John Kerry during the presidential election.
 
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