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[Ivan]

Thats because you don't get out much.

I'm cool because I am a lifeguard.

 

[Insemination_17]

They're both dinosaurs?

How come Luigi's taunt does damage? Is he special for that?

 

[Ivan]

good idea: die with dignity.
bad idea: shoot your girlfriend back.

Sit: You see a hot girl.

 

[Ivan]

A wizard of dark will silence the wizard of light.

 

[Cubed64]

Your not cool because you post your sig in a place where you arent supposed to

Im cool because i obey forum rules

 

[Ivan]

Nintendo has the video.

 

[Osco316]

That's not super cool because you always need some (minor) spam to spice forums up.

I'm cool because I want a Nintendo DS.

 

[pokemonmaster01]

Having one and not caring makes you cool. Wanting one but not having one makes you not.

I iz kwl bcuz i lrn3d 2 sparm n 4 r33ly pld t0p1c.

 

[pokemonmaster01]

Revolutions

 

[Ticadrius]

As a mod, I can personally promise you that spamming and bad grammar are most certainly not cool.

I'm cool because I have a mullet.

 

[Mic_128]

Mullet? *Cacks self laughing*

I'm cool because I have Lego.

 

[Big Andy]

Punishment- you have to pull a float at all the future parades.

Crime- Stealing all the paper at your school.

 

[Big Andy]

pssht, legos are so 2003, magnets are in.(for building stuff)

I'm cool because I throw magnets on computers.

 

[Big Andy]

snorlax84 (48 or xa?)

 

[Vinnie275]

jews jews jews jews

151 on Samus & Falcon

I think mebbe 12 minutes and 3 seconds.

 

[Cubed64]

Thats not cool, thats destructive.

Im cool because im a smash journeyman

 

[Mic_128]

That's not cool. Being a Smash Lord is where it's at. Like me. Which is why I'm cool.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Your a smash Lord, but your not a mod.....

I am cool because I have play FF.

 

[Cubed64]

You have play FF huh, since that makes no sense what-so-ever you are therefore not cool

Im cool because i play chess

 

[Marthby87]

You ain't cool 'cause you don't play checkers.

I'm cool 'cause I play checkers.

 

[Mic_128]

Only nerds play any type of boardgames. Nerds aren't cool.

I'm cool because I was chosen by the big metal hand in the sky.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Punishment: 1000 days detension (sp?) and you must spend this time cleaning the bathrooms.

Crime: You prank call 911.

 

[ultimaiq2]

But a white mage casts Holy on the wizard of dark.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Nope, he just like having the weakest move in the game.

Why does the time match without a timelimit never end?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Good: Its your girl friend.
Bad: Its your grandmother.

Sit: You just posted your XL sig in the Forum Games thread and both Ticadrius and Metroid Killer is online.

 

[rmusgrave]

You're not cool cos that big metal hand is really small. (Or is it just my resolution!)

I'm cool because I swap my qn marks and exclamation marks???

 

[rmusgrave]

Because you get knocked out by computer players, and thus can't end it in no-contest.

Why do people survive being eaten by Yoshi?

 

[rmusgrave]

Punishment - They send you 911 ravenous dogs with killer bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot killer bees at you.

Crime - Opening your eyes and eating during the pre-meal blessing.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

well you have to take 5 from fox since mew2 only had 5 to begin with. Anyway its doesnt change the outcome.

the winner is..........

FOX

 

[CloudKid2k4]

thats not cool that bad grammar and stupid.

Im cool because Ive been to New York and NOT been robbed, mugged, shot, or *****.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

NFS: Underground

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Yoshi

 

[Afrotaki]

WHOA... moving much faster this time around, I see. Well, congratulations to Fox (because I know he can hear and appreciate that comment)...

Now we're doing OCCUPATIONS, boys and girls!

Bowser ~ Insurgent of the Mushroom Kingdom and Abductor of Princess Peach. (40)

Captain Falcon ~ F-Zero Racer and the Poster Child for the hit new public service stint "Living the Alternate Life." (40)

Donkey Kong ~ The Kongo Jungle's Protector and Number one Banana supplier. (40)

Dr. Mario ~ The Mushroom Kingdom's top Physician and avid Tennis Player. (40)

Falco ~ Hired Aide for the Star Fox Team ~ Moonlights as a Professional Heckler. (40)

Fox ~ Leader of the Star Fox team, protector of the Lylat System. (40)

Ganondorf ~ Main Antagonist in Hyrule and "World Domination" Hopeful. (40)

Ice Cimbers ~ Arctic Ice Climbers... Function as a sort of "Coast Guard" for the Tundra. (40)

Jigglypuff ~ Amateur Karaoke Singer and occasional trouble for Team Rocket. (40)

Kirby ~ Defender of Dream Land and recent icon for the Snickers slogan "Hungry? Grab a Snickers!" (40)

Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Time", Link is Ganondorf's sole competition for the sacred Triforce. (40)

Luigi ~ Plumber and Director of Homeland Security for the Mushroom Kingdom. (40)

Mario ~ Plumber and the Mushroom Kingdom's One-Man Army ~ is very effective at what he does. (40)

Marth ~ Freelance Fighter for whoever will pay him and Founder of the periodical "Metrosexuals International." (40)

Mewtwo ~ Once a "bad guy", Mewtwo now manufactures Salt Water Taffy on his island home. (40)

Mr. G&W ~ Professional Entertainer ~ Game & Watch is nearing retirement age, but he's far from finished. (40)

Ness ~ Protector of Eagleland from Gigyas, the Ultimation, and Full-Time Student. (40)

Peach ~ Princess and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Mushroom Kingdom. (40)

Pichu ~ Leader of his Day-Care sect called "The Way." (40)

Pikachu ~ Companion of Ash Ketchum and widely-known Prize-Fighter. (40)

Roy ~ Free-Floating Mercenary and Promoter of Vick's Hemorrhoid Cream. (40)

Samus ~ Galactic Bounty Hunter and Killer of Metroids. (40)

Shiek ~ Aide to Link and Alter-Ego of Princess Zelda of Hyrule. (40)

Yoshi ~ Yoshi is currently the main attraction in the Mushroom Kingdom Petting Zoo. (40)

Young Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Winds," Young Link finally destroyed Ganondorf in the Wind Waker and helped save Termina from being destroyed by Majora's Mask ~ makes extra money on the side by posing for numerous "Got Milk?" posters. (40)

Zelda ~ Princess of Hyrule and love interest of Link. (40)

 

[Peaches]

ha ha, I had a feeling fox would win.

-2 Ness
-2 DK
-2 Captain Falcon
-2 Jiggly
-2 Mario

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Punishment: THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE RAINED UPON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....................................or you will just be flogged by angry preachers wielding potatos and salad dressing.

Crime: INfecting someones computer with a virus that causes it to do the Macerena when you access the Internet in any way, shape or form.

(EDIT: Lo siento...)

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Young Link...sellout.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Thats not cool, Thats Luck

I'm cool because i've been inducted into the Greatest clan ever: The Hylian Heros

 

[pokemonmaster01]

Punishment: Having to purchase that computer and use it for the rest of your life. (without removing the virus)

Crime: Telling a room full of kindergarteners that there is no Santa.

 

[pokemonmaster01]

Hah! That isn't cool at all. Aeons forever, baby!

I'm cool because I love Tang. (breakfast drink or other)

 

[Bahamut]

-10 Pichu

LOL at Mewtwo's Saltwater Taffy