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[ultimaiq2]

Because they wanted to see how many n00bs think she is a he. (1 of my friends thought that intill I showed him a picture of her without the helmet)

Why is that: If Link kills Young Link, why don't he die too?

 

[BlackLightning1]

Because the game hates you.

Why does the game hate you?

 

[BlackLightning1]

I watch hippos.
They charge me
Ouch


write about feet

 

[Dale]

I use the washingmachine Kirby to do my laundry...now all I need is a Dryer Kirby.Kirby's angry that I used him to clean my clothes, so he spits out the washingmachine out at me and I end up getting washed myself...Kirby has a good laugh.
I get out, nice and clean, and throw Dirty Snow and an Evil Snowball at the next poster

 

[Metroid Killer]

^That's not how a haiku poem is made! Read the first post!

I have two of them
they smell equally bad,
and look d*mn ugly

write about Japan

 

[Ninjachu777]

*Dirty Snow land's in mouth*

Ninjachu: AHHHHHHHH!!! That taste's HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

*Wash's his mouth with water 56 times*

Ninjachu: YOU WILL PAY!!!

*Draw's a shield with Chia Crayon to dodge Evil Snowball*

*Draw's an invincible army to attack Dale*

*& also attack's Ms. Pac*

*Throw's 10,000 Zafara Bombs at the next poster*

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

3. Sugar

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Star Craft: Brood War

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Japan is so cool
Technology is advanced
Just like my Game Boy


Write about
Brussel Sprouts

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Because you beat its wife

Why did you beat his wife anyway?

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

4. Subway (tm) Atkin's Wrap

 

[FangOfTheRabbit]

Sprouts are from Belgium
Belgium neighbors those d*mn dutch
That is just plain gross

Akira

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because she liked to eat corn.

Why is the levels so smal compared to the characters.

 

[s0c*]

Atkins wrap with a fine dusting of sugared anchovies. All simmered in coca~cola for 15 minutes....*MMM MM*

1. Bread-crumbs

 

[SNTRL]

*Screams like a lil girl and runs behind the Giant Goron*

*Goron eats the bombs and explode sending its head at the next poster*

 

[Donkey Kong Dude]

Lets see if I do this right, How about....

(2.) -Sirlion Steak-

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

I Am White

Akira is a name.
It's popular in Japan.
It is not my name.

Write about what happens to rice when it is in the rice cooker for hours and you never press the "Cook" button.

 

[quack]

Red Faction Two

 

[quack]

They are freaks.
Why isn't the SSMB commercial not like the SSM commercial.

 

[quack]

3. Dog

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

50 on the red team I guess. +3

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

(4.) Noodles.

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Uh oh

It seems we're getting a bit off track...

You're supposed to name something that starts with what the last grocery ended with. and it has to be a grocery (quack)! Lol Anywho,

I'll start after Noodles (now number 3)

4. Soup Base

 

[rovalles]

For the challengers next dish Breaded Steak sirloin garnished in soup base and noodles

Next

1) Biscotti

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

2: Ice Cream

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Ogre Battle

 

[rovalles]

einhander

 

[bluelion20]

Resident Evil

 

[rovalles]

oh boy here come the bombs again......like i need more explosions

::the decapitated head of the giant goron lands at his feet::

Alas poor Goracio,at least I think I knew him

:throws the mana tree at next poster:

 

[Corin]

3: Mentos

 

[Corin]

*gets hit with a giant tree* *with leaves in his mouth* now that wathn't very nith!

*throws a Cudgel of Vipers+5 at the next poster*

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

4. Special "k" Cereal

 

[rovalles]

Mint flavored Ice Cream Delight
Too strong in the force for my pallate

1) kiwi

 

[Corin]

-10 to Falco and his reflector

 

[Donkey Kong Dude]

2.) Dang, I wished I could say Icy Hot but you can't eat that crap so hmm..... how about (Icing), for like on a cake?

SIG!

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

3. Gravy Mix

(you probably can't think of something that starts with 'x' so pick anything)

From now on, anything that ends with 'x or z' are wild.

 

[Ashu Da Stampedo]

4- Avacado Pear

*In case you need to know what it is*

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Luigi's Mansion

 

[Corin]

Avacado pear cake with gravy flavoured icing garnished with kiwis

NEW

1) strawberries

 

[Donkey Kong Dude]

2.) Spaghetti

SIG!