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MassChaos

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Good: Ken forfeits and walks away.
Bad: Ken totally owns you with his eyes closed in under 20 seconds.

Sit: You have a virus on your computer
 

choknater

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1337ness is useless.
Especially if you're ghey...
Which, of course, you are.

Time to write about Gollum and the vicious ring of sheldons and tate and win free 50$!! and also ULTIMATE ANUBIS of sheldon tate tag.
 

choknater

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Good: You attempt to delete the very advanced virus, but it causes twelve more viruses to instantly exist on your computer. Then, you eat your computer.

Bad: The virus on your computer is a real organic virus - AIDS. You touch it and you catch it. You have a blood test and instead of HIV, your test results say HOE.

Situation: You are having a heart attack while having constipation.
 

choknater

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Young chaps such as you computer geek kids never really consider hard physical works in your lives EVER, do you?
 

Ssbmrulesall

Smash Ace
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551
1. Clown Copter
2. Kart
3. Mine carts from M&L:SSS
4. War boats from SMB3
5. Fighter planes also from SMB3
6. The plane from SMS
7. Star Ship (Paper Mario)
 

Ms. Pac-Master

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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EEK!

*Since Im still tied to the bowling pin I cant avoid the sword and it slices through me.*

*Ms. Pac-Master rolls around a bit, looks upward to the sky and starts dissolving into nothing, all the while making a DOO-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-****-**** noise.*

*I come back with a extra life*

Ms. Pac: ****! looks like I have to eat more items now...

*Eats a super mushroom and throws Areo The Acro-Bat at the next poster*

(In case you were wondering about that wacky sound up there, that was the best way that I could desribe the Pac-Man dying noise)
 

Corin

Smash Lord
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*is resurrected as a skeleton* well... this isn't good... hey! he blew up canada! *looks at arm* ....I'm all bones!
*walks over to ultimaiq2* gimme the calvinball
Uiq: why?
Me: Uhh... cause I'm a skeleton?
Uiq: It's not working for me...
Me: very well then, you face the wrath of my furry friends!
*Ultimaiq2 is mauled by beavers who no longer have a home*
Me: *takes the calvinball from where Ultimaiq threw it and uses it's mystical powers to become human again, and then spends the rest of this post running from beavers*
 

Ms. Pac-Master

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*Sees Eden coming at her*

Ms. Pac: Final Fantasy eh?

* I put on a black mage hat only with a drawing of Pac-Man on the side*

Ulitmaiq: Hah! You really think a mere Black Mage can stop Eden?

Ms. Pac: Whoever said that I was a Black Mage?

*Destorys Eden with a Thundaga spell*

Ultimaiq: See? You are a Black Mage! :mad:

Ms. Pac: Wrong! I'm a Pac-Mage!:hungry:

*Uses Tetrisaga on the next poster*

Edit: Tetrisaga is something I made up. What happens is that the Tetris blocks fall from the sky trying to crush the next poster, while froming a wall to protect me from harm.
 

Ms. Pac-Master

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The Ic's are twins right? In every set of twins there is a EVIL one, like Nana. :demon: :grrr:

Why does Mr. Game & Watch look behind of him every 3 frames when he is standing still?

Edit: Post 40! :cool: :chuckle: :) :p ;) :beezo: :D
 

Creature_85

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Probably cause he's paranoid.

Why does Nana follow Popo around everywhere and match his movements exactly? She should get a life.
 

Samus_Man1

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because that's just it... she has no life. Popo is controling her with mind power, so that's why they do everything the same. duh.

Why is it that Link's shield blocks projectiles and Samus's armor doesn't do anything?
 

Ms. Pac-Master

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Strapped for funds, Samus is forced to use melted down Pepsi cans for her armour

( Another G&W question) How come all of Mr. Game & Watch's throws are all the same?
 
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