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Dale

Smash Ace
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Disney
I just so happen to be traveling in the opposite direction and I give you a nice "clothes-line" right to the throat. You drop the ball. You can't breathe and while you are gasping for air I take the ball and get into my unsecessarily fast car and drive to Canada. I hide in a tree...a tall one....that happens to be in a "only one person per tree" zone.
I also have some Ice cream I bought on the way to Canada.
Do you know what I'm going to do to it?
I'm gonna eat it!
 

Dale

Smash Ace
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568
Location
Disney
New AIM really sucks
It closes my full screen games!
Dang, I was winning...


Write about Cox cable services.
(yes, make it dirty)
 

Dale

Smash Ace
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568
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Disney
Good (for you): You can't stop laughting at how badly your friend is getting pwned by this 12-year old.

Bad (for you): you take your friend's place, knowing that you're better, and you get 5-stock *****. Your frind won't stop laughting at you now.

Sit: You are in Math class, asleep, and dreaming about playing Smash
 

Dale

Smash Ace
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568
Location
Disney
Because they would deal too much damage and be banned from all tournies.

Why doesn't Yoshi have a third jump? It's such a waste of life.
 
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FangOfTheRabbit

Guest
Cox, not the problem
Dale spammed every topic
Quit being a cox

No need to make 13 useless posts a day.

Haiku on crysanthemums.
 

rovalles

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Feb 5, 2004
Messages
82
Location
Woodbridge, Va
good: you develop a winning startegy and you put it to use against all your friends.

Bad: Teacher wakes you and make you look like a fool then gives you loads of homework she knows you can't complete so you'd fail.

Sit: You find a special limited edition smash bros. melee on sale on Ebay
 

rovalles

Smash Apprentice
Joined
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82
Location
Woodbridge, Va
:: Dashes out of king bombs way nearly avoiding the blast and aftershock::

Pretty darn close but you missed me

::with the might of Hercules, chucks a chubby chocobo ( the final fantasy bird) at next poster ::
 

rovalles

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Feb 5, 2004
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82
Location
Woodbridge, Va
"Ye Olde Media Harlot" Penny Brain picks up the wrapper and complains about how troubled todays youth is then throws it away. Evil media harlot.
 

Ms. Pac-Master

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Feb 5, 2004
Messages
345
Yum!

*Sees the Chocobo flying straight at me*

Ms. Pac: OOOoooohh! TASTY! :hungry:

*Eats the Chocobo*

Ms. Pac: MMMmmm... Tastes like chicken!:hungry:

*Picks up a Arcade Machine which plays Galiga and chucks it at the next poster*

Ms. Pac: The first person to tell me how many levels there are in Galiga gets a cookie!
 

Bazooka Lucca

BRoomer
BRoomer
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5,649
*picks up galiga machine*

Yay galiga - I loved this arcade space shooter. Thanks a ton!

*throws quarters at next poster to put in my arcade machine*
 

ultimaiq2

Smash Lord
Joined
Dec 1, 2003
Messages
1,592
Location
Sarpsborg, Norway, Earth
Good: You buy it and later you find out it's worth 1'000'000 dollars

Bad: You buy it, but when you get it you soon find out it's a Hamtaro game with a special Smash sticker on it.

Sit: You are going to sell your bike at ebay.
 

ultimaiq2

Smash Lord
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Exactly what would he do to as a third jump? fart eggs to gain alltitude? nonono, It was much easier letting him just have one good jump then making him airdogde to gain 1-2 inch more alltitude.

Why do people allways kill Nana first when you play as Ice Climbers?
 

ultimaiq2

Smash Lord
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Location
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But then the allmighty Yogi Bear comes and shakes the tree so that you fall down and he eats your ice cream and I take the calvinball and cathes the next plane to Norway and hide in my friends basement.
 

Speek Fish

Smash Rookie
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Feb 12, 2004
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Angry at Ninjachu777 for not noticing me, I use him to block the quarters and then throw him at the next poster.
 

Dale

Smash Ace
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568
Location
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I look at Nunjachu who has just fallen, unconcious, next to me. I look at his shoe laces...I really like his shoe laces. So I take them. I mean, he won't need them will he?
Oh look, there, on the ground. It's a Tetris block, that 4x1 one that you can never get when you need it. I toss it at the next poster.

Ms. Pac: when you say "how many levels in galaga" do you mean waves of enemies before the boss? or just levels in general. Because the game doesn't ever end. It's just a high-scoring fest. So my answer will be infinite. Or I'll say 5 to the "waves" aspect.
 

Ms. Pac-Master

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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Dale: Galiga does not go on forever. And since no one will know the answer anyways the total level count is 255

*Eats the cookie*

*Eats the tetris block on the floor*

Ms. Pac: YAY! 25,000 points for me!

*Eats the quarters too*

Ms. Pac: 45,000 points... almost there...

*Eats the pants*

Ms. Pac: Whoo hoo! 50,000 points!

*The pants blows up and I die*

*Pac-Man Theme plays*

*I come back because I got an Extra life from Getting 50,000 points*

*Throws King Boo at the next poster*
 

FoX_KiLLz

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jan 17, 2004
Messages
311
Location
Somewhere in Nowhere.
Good: You sell it and get a lot of money for it because it is a 1956 cruiser.

Bad: You sell a 1994 rusted NEXT bike and get 35 cents for it.

Sit.: You are at GO6 and you are in the last pool, against... KEN!
 
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