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[ultimaiq2]

Nicole Kidman

 

[not_you]

*Dodges chain chomp*
Throws hammer at next poster

[Kiki edit: *uses hammer to smash sig out of post*]

 

[Blade Beast]

Horde of dinosaurs kills and eats you.

 

[Bahamut]

Everybody knows
it's more fun to play without
Thinking about rules.

I, myself, am good
I've never lost a game, but
I've not played in years.

Post about The Elder Scrolls III; Morrowind (don't post if you haven't played the game)

 

[Blade Beast]

I have never played,
But why let that Bahamut
Tell me what to do?

Post about Space Invaders, the video game.

 

[Blade Beast]

I cut the hammer in two with Leonardo's katanas and throw twelve ninja stars at the next poster.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I wear a metal armour that dosen't even get a scratch from the stars, then I throw Nightmares Soul Edge sword at the next poster so that it can take his soul.

 

[not_you]

Get cut by the Nightmare Edge. Eats a Maxim Tomato prior to dying. Throws a bob-omb at the next poster.

stop posting sigs!

 

[not_you]

Janet Jackson
*Real woman! Saw the Super Bowl?*

 

[SS4Ricky]

Grabs the bob-omb, realizes that not_you doesn't know the rules for forum games, and won't learn, realizes the bomb is still in my hands, and tosses it at the next poster before it blows with a rubber ducky. I dunno, throwing only bombs gets lame, duckies all the way!

 

[Corin]

I pick up the calvinball, a little sad that the green paint is now chipped, but, I run and hide in the *you aren't safe here, get out or clowns will eat you* zone, being afraid of clowns, I throw the calvinball at one of them and run away leaving the ball in the *you aren't safe here, get out or clowns will eat you* zone.
Of course, by poegging one of the clowns in the face, everyone else now must wear floppy clown shoes!

 

[Gaiagamer]

Lakitu

 

[Gaiagamer]

*I flop around in my shoes, until I think just how stupid I am, that I don't just take them off...

Me: Ahh...stupid dumb shoes...

*I then go over and try to get the ball. I am not afraid of anything. I grab the ball and run. My heart is beating so fast, that I fall on the ground and start having heat strokes...

Me: owwwweeeee...owwweee...owweeeeee...owwwwwee...

*The ball is laying at the edge of the clown zone, and is being taken over by clowns, so you'd better get it before they do

 

[de_bo]

Throws a Beam Sword at the next poster while avoiding the bob-omb

 

[Kid Icarus]

Double Dragon...

 

[Gold_Darkness]

The Dinosaurs are beaten by various giant robots from the Power Ranger series.

Beat the Power Rangers!

 

[Aurora Grid]

Nascar Racing 2004

 

[Kid Icarus]

4 Fun in One System...

 

[Ms. Pac-Master]

*dodges beamsword*
I throw a Beezo at the next poster

 

[yyoshi70]

Gotta be the Kong for 100
Time: 12:34

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

1. Mario Kart 64 Figurines
2. McDonalds Mario 3 toys
3. Mario Bros. comics
4. Mario Bros. on tape
5. Mario Bobbleheads
6. Yoshi Plushies
7. Mario hats
8. Mario Racoon pin
9. Mario games
10. Assorted fridge magnets
11. Super Mario Trading Cards
12. Mario bed sheets
13. Mario Bros. lunch kits

Next category....Mario's moves/abilities, from any Mario game.

1. Wall Kick

 

[Ninjachu777]

*Use's Thunder on Beezo*

*Throw's Shy Guy at the next poster*

 

[Dale]

Throwing these mario icons is silly...so I eat the Shy Guy. I then grab the rubber duckie that SS4Ricky threw about 6 posts ago and I eat that too. It squeeks as it gets chewed up. I then throw a Canadian two-dollar coin at the next poster. (Come on Canada, what's up with that? A two-dollar coin?) I also toss a POW block.

 

[Dale]

1. Wall Kick
2. Fire Ball (of course!)

 

[Ashu Da Stampedo]

*catches the toonie (Yay I'm RICH!) but gets flattend by the POW block, out of my pocket (because I've hit, augh!) flies Amy Rose's Pico Hammer towards the next poster*

 

[Ms. Pac-Master]

*gets hit by the hammer*
Ow! Wait, thowing icons is stupid? Ah well...
*throws Pac-Man at the next poster* :hungry:

 

[SakuraPichu]

Mario Party 5

 

[rovalles]

e.v.o.

 

[rovalles]

The Ginyu Force challenges the power rangers to a pose battle and after a battle that lasts two years, Captain Ginyu decides that this was all foolish an kills the rangers off. Feel the power of Captain Ginyu

 

[rovalles]

1: Wall Kick
2: Fireball
3: Mega Glove Punch ( If anyone has forgotten about SMRPG )

 

[Kid Icarus]

rovalles, the game you post must start with the last letter of the previous game. Mario Party 5 doesn't even have an "e" in it .

Orbit...

 

[ultimaiq2]

The Simpsons Hit N Run

 

[CerbKirby]

100 on DK...8:30 for the time.

 

[ultimaiq2]

You all know the story about Pac-man's name don't you? He was meant to be called Puck-man but someone thought it was funny scraping away some of the 'P' on Puck-man game posters.

Anyhoo, I grab Pac-man and stuff him in an garbagecan and throw it at the next poster.

 

[rovalles]

Technically the last letter can be either y or e since the 5 if translated is a word.regardles the mistake wont happen again.

NES Open Tournament Golf

 

[ultimaiq2]

C.Falcon comes and does his pose and say "show me your moves" but at the same time a F-Zero machine drives over Captain Ginyu.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I go to the local mart and but an Abrams tank. "take this you clowns!" and drive over the clowns, then I pick up the calvinball and drive into the "tanks only" zone.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

by wearing a gas mask because your brother sux and he farts every time someone hits him in the game so the room is filled with toxic gas and then the other guy DIES b4 he can win in the game, so your bro wins.

Why did they screw up Ness in this one compared to how awsome he was in the last one?

 

[Kid Icarus]

F-Zero AX...

 

[Gaiagamer]

XGRA: Extreme Racing Association