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[Kirby_M@ster]

He's Dracula in DRAG!!!..or disguise... yeah.

Why doesn't DK wear pants?

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

-5 Ho-oh
-5 Articuno

 

[ultimaiq2]

Homer Simpson enters the room: mmmmmm,,, cheese,,, hamhamham,,, burp!

 

[ultimaiq2]

He had only enough bananas to by a tie.

How come Links master sword is sooooo weak compared to Marts? when we all know the master sword is powered up by the sages and stuff

 

[ultimaiq2]

Beans... they are everywhere. they are after me, gotta hide from Mr.Bean

 

[ultimaiq2]

Super Scope

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

seeing the soapy-wet bundle of old man germs heading for me, i do the only thing any good smash vet who plays as Ness would do: i smash it with my bat. this sends it flying into the eyes of the next poster. :D

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

on our only oblong ox Ozzy offered to offend the other owls into Ozzymandias's outhouse

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Super Mario Bros.

 

[ultimaiq2]

ah!!! my eyes, my beutifull eyes!
Goes to doctor mario to get healed, but gets an huge bill for it..
throws the bill at the next poster in the hopes for a papercut

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

HOY! i fell off a cliff and no one even sheds a tear! hmph. some friends. anyway, after climbing back up the cliff, i see that DMcD fell down an infinite pit of nothingness. i throw a rope to him and tie it to a rock on the edge of the river so he can climb out. then i go along with my bussiness. i see kephrin in a rubix cube and know how he feels being stuffed into something. so i solve the rubix cube and let him out, but now he's six different colors, one on each side of the cube. then i go fishing and have a big bass for dinner. o ya *grabs the "im the winner for now" flag from RockCrock* *breaks it in two* *pulls a new flag called the "poke ppl in the I" flag out from behind his back* *pokes RockCrock (now refered to as RC) in the I*

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

London underground
its so very deep and dark
i would get lost there

write about drinking a glass of egg nog

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Homer slips on a bannana peel and bangs his head and goes to the hospital

beat the bannana peel

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

because Marth's sword is his only weapon in the game so it has to be strong to make up for that while in real life Link would kick Marth's @$$

Why do you fly farther if you're hurt when you get hit?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Can't you all see the problem here? it's not Mr. Bean who is after you, but Mr. T!

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Extra characters

 

[SlayerOfMe]

Didn't Mr. T. used to wrestle people, or am I thinking of George Foreman, or maybe both.

 

[SlayerOfMe]

Spikes

 

[Magic Jesus]

I don't want to drink
a glass of egg nog unless
it has alcohol

write about Boris Yeltsin (If you don't know who he is, don't reply!)

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Smash-Attack

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

E.T? By Mr. T, do you mean E.T? He used to wrestle people.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Because, when you are hit, you lose blood. We know how blood weighs you down, so when you lose blood, you get lighter! Perfect Logic.

Why did they put Jigglypuff in SSB/SSB:M and not a better pokemon?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

A little scavenger walks along and EATS THE BANANA PEEL coz he couldn't find anything esle.
Beat my scavenger!

 

[MassChaos]

kirby

 

[Mic_128]

You may be the king of fudgecake, but not of this game. Read the rules.

Only 3? Here's more!

Find me a picture of an Animal Crossing E-card.

 

[Mic_128]

Rule change has been made. If you need another, just send me a PM.

And good luck to cheeseguy.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Young link

 

[INFESTD]

-10 Articuno

Its like clockwork.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

For gorbular's sake, people; I'm talking about the Mr. T who says "I pity the foo' who pity the foo'!"

 

[ultimaiq2]

kongo jungle

 

[SlayerOfMe]

Gosh, why didn't you say so in the first place.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because they are stupid enough not to put any cool pokèmons in the game to get pokèmon freaks to play smash.

Why does the bat smash people exactly 132.2 meters with any character that smashes the bag forward with the tip at 0 % when we all know that certian characters are weaker than others "choughpichuchough"?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hey, isn't Mr T in a-team and is scared of flying?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Link put on his Iron Boots and jumps on the scavenger untill it dies a horrible death.

Beat the hero of time.

 

[ultimaiq2]

1. Bottle Factory
2. Mario Bros.
3. Donkey Kong
4. Super Mario Land
5. Super Mario Bros. 2
6. Wrecking crew
7. Super Mario Bros. 3
8. Super Mario Bros.
9. Mario is Missing!
10. Donkey Kong Jr.
11. Donkey Kong Classics
12. Game & Watch (Mario IS based on G&W)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Super Bust-A-Move 2

 

[King Genius XIII]

I know he's in A-Team, but he's definitely not scared of flying. Mr. T fears NOTHING!

 

[King Genius XIII]

The hero of time met his untimely death when he fell off a cliff.

SIG!

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

But then the cliff thinks "That looks like fun", and jumps off another cliff, killing himself. Beat the cliff's thoughts

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Jelly! He fears Jelly after that tragic Jelly incedent when he was 5.