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[shadowhuntr000]

2xtreme (It's a great game)

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Sucky bands

(case in point)

 

[UnKnown X]

haven't posted here in a loooooooooooooong time

they probably like rocket launchers.

Why is the CPU in Worms World Party so stupid?

 

[ender]

CAT pretends to be light bulb.

 

[UnKnown X]

Well, hello, small girls, uhm, beleive me, you DON'T want to see what's behind you...

 

[Osco316]

They're on the marijuana.

How come only a few games with Link as the main character actually have "Link" in the title?

 

[Pokemasterkatie]

S-Sonic, Sega's mascot who was thought to be in Melee, but it proved to be an April Fools joke last year! Some Noob's still believe this.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Because those *****-princesses take all the glory.

Why isn't Bowser dead yet? He's fallen into lava tons of times, been thrown into bombs, and swum in acid!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

he's so high he cant take damage or feel pain.


Why does Tommy Vercetti wear that weird suit?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

T-Throw, you can do this with some items.

 

[choknater]

rubber bands (bands, right?)

 

[Maro23]

teeth(rubber bands in teeth because of braces)

 

[choknater]

Computers (Teeth are white, the opposite of white is black, and the computer screen that's off is black.)

 

[Maro23]

He does because he has no life.

Why are level 9 computers so predictable?

 

[choknater]

In SSBM, right? They are programmed to have perfect power-shield-ing, excellent reflexes, unimaginable timing, but they do the same thing over and over. After all these skills, they are still very easy to beat. Because they're stupid and they have too lay off the sweets.

Why is did Mario change the colors of his costume? (His red and blue clothes used to be inverted. Red overalls/blue shirt changed to blue overalls/red shirt.)

 

[king tut]

because his original design made him look fat.


how come waluigi has a huge red nose?

 

[choknater]

It's ridiculously obvious that he has a cold. Or maybe ebola. What's the difference?

Why is Yoshi considered a male when he lays eggs and has millions of babies?

 

[Maro23]

Because he was born a hermaphidite(hope it's spelled correctly) and his parents wanted him to be a boy, but in his later years he developed differently.

How come Waluigi is 10 times taller than me?

 

[choknater]

A divine Roman god eats greed.

 

[choknater]

A divine Roman god eats greed.

 

[Maro23]

Smashboards, Smashboards is on the computer right?

 

[choknater]

^LOL

Instead of eating too much pasta like his brothers (Mario, Wario, Luigi), he ate way too many steriods in preparation for the Mario Party games and Mario Tennis.

Why is paper mario considered 2D, when paper has a very thin 3rd dimension?

 

[Maro23]

Ecco Returns(on GameGear)

 

[choknater]

Gideon (The administrator or Moreliator or super super mod or whatever you want to call him. He will always be Gideon.)

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Super Smash Bros. (the first one)

 

[choknater]

Super Smash Bros. Melee (the second one. I wonder how many times this game has been used in the video game game.)

 

[Maro23]

Terry because he is a king fighter.

Molock
vs
Paul from Tekken

 

[choknater]

The baby destroyed the nuclear warhead with his annoying crying.

 

[Smashman]

Elmo's Grand Adventure

 

[choknater]

Paul because I know who he is.

Paul (same guy) vs. an evil soccer ball.)

 

[King Genius XIII]

The Bable Fish reminds the god that he doesn't exist and he vanishes into thin air.

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Earthbound

choknater: It's been put in a lot.

 

[choknater]

An ****** feels a nibble on his rod. It's the Bable Fish! He cooks it and has a great family dinner.

 

[choknater]

Devil May Cry 2

 

[Kid Icarus]

George W. Bush in his upcoming role in X-Men 2....

 

[Kit Fox]

Origin of the Forest

 

[Kit Fox]

Enter The Matrix in LightHouse.

Paul would win cause he won 3 King of Iron Fist tournaments and the soccer guy could only just kick a ball around.

Bumble Bee Tuna
vs
ToadBanjoConker

 

[Kit Fox]

The lizard destroyed the tiolet with his poop.

 

[King Genius XIII]

ToadBanjoConker sticks out his long tongue and EATS Bumble Bee Tuna.

Gandalf VS Magneto

 

[Kit Fox]

Yakuza