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[M@v]

teach them the biology of sex ed.

I got a college chem exam on monday.....?

 

[LordoftheMorning]

Banned for not liking the smell of cheese

 

[LordoftheMorning]

Granted: You know why, but you DONT LIKE THE ANSWER!

I wish Link was top tier.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. He has 10 jumps, and can perform Infinite Dimensional Bomb.
However, now all characters also have moves that can counter his dimensional bomb, and SBR are considering making him low tier.

I wish that Count Bleck was an assist trophy in teh Brawl!

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because I may or may not be lactose intolerant.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but he sucks. As an Assist Trophy, and in life, because he's about as healthy minded as Zant from LoZ: TP.

I wish Smash Bros. was never made. (Bwahaha.)

 

[Karptroopa]

^How come? He has fingers, doesn't he?

*continues with game*
After I chip off the dead skin, I'd make fun of him being a one handed entity, as now he cannot play Brawl.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. However, since that bends the very laws of life as we know it, you explode. And then, it is as if nothing even happened.

But you're still explody-fied.

I wish I knew why Kinzer's pure of heart attracted Count Bleck so.

 

[Kinzer]

You have the third character of the 256 cheatcode to the never ending cheat, to collect the 4th character you must recover the...

 

[Kinzer]

And your problem would be...?

I am that annoying guy that people still love, why do people find me so annoying?

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned because I have actually made a burp echo once in my house.

 

[Kinzer]

Because apparently Iron Thorn made it so.

Wish granted.

I wish for some local tournaments darnit!

 

[Karptroopa]

Wish granted. They all involve EPIC gambling.

I wish I really was EPIC so I could do this:

"< I REALLY AM EPIC NOW?"

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because you ate garlic beforehand.

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned because I did that by drinking a lot of caffienated soda, which I have yet to replicate again.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because you spam LELELELELE!

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned because I do not.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because you spam HIYAYAYA! (maybe)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because

1. I'm finally a Smash apprentice.
2. Spam is a kind of meat.
3. I made streusel coffee cakes this morning and they're delicious.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because... wait a minute, what?

My printer is being ********. What can I do?

 

[JustKindaBoredUKno]

Well, this thread was actually quite enjoyable. I came to this website everyday just to see the results. :D

I wanted to try to recreate this game, but I see that you guys are already working on it. >_> Oh well. Maybe I can help if you want me to.

Anyways, I can't wait for the next one.

of course you can help. give me and rockin your ideas, or post em on here, and we'll see if they fit in well enough to become a part of the next game

 

[Iron Thorn]

Start calling it "developmentally disabled". It finds the word "********" quite demeaning and is acting up in protest of this offensive label.

Church is boring as heck. How do I make it fun?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Banned because your post count is suspiciously exact.

 

[Zook]

Banned because your's isn't.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because your post count has a certain lucky number in it.

 

[Zook]

Banned becuse my post count and join date beat the stuffing out of yours.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned for flaunting that pretty, pretty post count out in public. D:

 

[Zook]

Banned for having a Brawl FC, and for me not having WiFi.

 

[Karptroopa]

That's a shame. But you're not missing much.
*on topic*

Banned for having some pretty crazy avatar for a... avatar.

 

[Steel_Dragon]

the poo stained matress from samus in hell to get there you must....

 

[Kinzer]

Kiss the priest for no apparent reason, see how they like it.

My grandma sings so loud she is terrible at it, what do I do about it?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned what is this I don't even I mean liek srsly ur baned olgolgolg liek wtf i dint do itr whwat hi

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned for 1337speak.

 

[Kinzer]

Ask how did Samus end up in hell, she will tell you that she had...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for using leet speak.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned because I went camping.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for camping......without me!!!!

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned for camping... without Weegee!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for not going camping

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because i'm in ur camp, stealing ur weegee.