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[DMG]

You wonder in amazement how one coin bought the entire world, but you don't care, you want more. So you sell the world to those aliens on Mars for 100 Yen and build a...

 

[MojoMan]

126

UMMmmmmmmmm

 

[The Fail Tracer]

127

One. Twenty. Seven.

 

[victra♥]

12 8

 

[Deleted member]

129

129!!!!????? This is madness!!!!!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Smash Bros. theme park. After everyone dies on the Final Destination ride (cookie for reference) you should...

 

[Deleted member]

130.

Madness?

THIS! IS! NOT POST 300!!!! *Kicks TWILTHERO into pit*

 

[TheSundanceKid]

... collect their bodies and sell it to the government so they can make more Soylent Green. After doing this, you should do something evil so you can lose your kingdom like....

 

[The Fail Tracer]

131.

GOOD. THING. IT!!!...

...Wasn't me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Trip an old lady. After this, you cannot trip another old lady again for a week. To pass the time...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

^ 132.
l
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l there's a 300 reference for you.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Trip old men. After a week passes, trip old ladies until you get arrested. Don't show up for your court hearing so...

 

[TheSundanceKid]

The police will be after you. Leave a map at your house showing all your plans and potential hide-out states (it adds to the fun). Whileyou are on the run...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

you will be deported to the Soviet Union, which is re-formed by now. Introduce them to Smash Bros. When they see how individual the characters are, they declare war on Sakurai, and Japan by association. Now escape to...

 

[DMG]

Russian Reversal Pubs, where CAR DRIVES YOU! BEER DRINKS YOU! Now, you flee from the king of Mah Boi's and return to...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled from the evil forces of Ganon. When Ganon says that you will check out the enclosed DIE, you must...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

....DIE! Metaphorically speaking, of course. After metaphorical death, be sure to get a fake ID and change your name to...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for being banned after I ban you.

 

[DMG]

Deepercut or Walrusguy, cause otherwise Merlon will come by and cuss you out worse than Mr. Resetti when you reset the game. Give Merlon 5 Rupees and your Hero's Sword and in exchange he gives you...

 

[DMG]

Banned for having a post count that reads the same forwards and backwards.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

133

Byaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Bah, bah, banned, bah, bah, banned, banned, bah.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned? I think so.

 

[DMG]

Banned for questioning your banning powers.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

134

I don't know.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

135

...why?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

136

Because my brain's fried.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

137

Yum...fried brains...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

138

Would you like an apple pie with that?

 

[akkon888]

Diddy Kong - 48
Falco - 46
Fox - 49
Ganondorf - 34
Ice Climbers - 46
Ike - 59
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 81
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 50
Marth - 50
Ness - 54
Olimar - 48
Peach - 56
Pikachu - 49
Pokemon Trainer - 53
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Snake - 7
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 44
Zelda - 48
Zero Suit Samus - 35

Vassal of Lucario. Your wish is my command.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

139

Make that two apple pies, please.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

140

Sorry, we're out.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

..a severe beating. Limp to the nearest witch doctor and drink the first potion he gives you. You should immediately sprout ...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

141

Oh. Okay. Make that three apple pies then.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

A second PINGAS!. Take the second PINGAS! to Mario and...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

142

*Bakes three apple pies*

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

143

*dines then dashes*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

144

GAH! An eat-n-run! GET HIM!!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for making a statement.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

145

*Epic gun fight/ car chase ensues*