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[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

But Peach is married to Malomyotismon.(walked into my storyline too quickly, heh heh), so Mario decides to attack. (you can always have Malomyotismon defend Peach, don't worry about WarLord fighting Malomyotismon, even though they're on the same side)

 

[Male Sheik]

Huh.. dreams and hopes can beat Malomyotismon

 

[Zootematix]

Ash ~ Pikachu ~ Pichu

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Um...should've ignored mine, too late.

Those dreams and hopes were no good since Malomyotismon(this one) is not evil. He's barely phased, but just long enough to be attacked by...(Malomyotismon was on your side, Male Sheik...lol)

 

[Zootematix]

EDIT: too late for me!

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd burn because fast food is bad for you.
If I was an eight ball...

 

[Zootematix]

I'd sink myself.

If I was a pool table..........

 

[Masenko]

...I'd have answers like "no, so go jump of a cliff" and "yes, why aren't you special" and "how the h*ll should I know!?"

If I were an ocean...

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd flood the Earth!
If I was a mousepad...

 

[Resting_Fox]

I'd have a lot of sweat on my.

If i were a Diglet...

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I'd quickly beat Onix.(nothing against the rock snake, cause he rocks)

If I were Mewtwo...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Ash Ketchum would throw a pokemall at Malomyotismon. and catch him.

 

[Male Sheik]

I will comit suicide because is ugly!

If I was the Melee Announcer...

 

[Resting_Fox]

I'd wear my suit in the next Smash bros.

If I was George Washington...

 

[Masenko]

His mother will ground him.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

The pokeball fails(Malomyotismon's a digimon...sorry) but Malomyotismon falls back dizzy. Bowser, Mario, and WarLord laughed as they were in control.(heroes or villains, who knows?)

 

[Male Sheik]

This turned confusing...

The death of Pikachu would cause Ash Ketchum to die too

(I doubt MMM entered in a Pokeball easily...)

 

[sum41]

A simple hammer would bust that pokeball open.

 

[Algasir]

I would tell a lie.

If I were a rug....

 

[Male Sheik]

Where does Ash come from??

Pichu-Cleffa-Igglybuff(All baby PKMN)

 

[Resting_Fox]

I'd beat myself to get the dust off

If i was an Angel with a knife...

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Peach used that hammer(to make sense) to slam the pokeball into WarLord, which broke his spell over Zeus.

For the record, Mario, WarLord, and Bowser are against Malomyotismon, Peach, Ash, and Zeus.

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd be a naughty angel.
If I was a speaker...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Homosexuals----Ku Klux Klan----- Nazis

 

[sum41]

B?

 

[Male Sheik]

I will be unable of type.

If I were a planet..

 

[Resting_Fox]

^ Bought weed that was eventually smoked four years later. It was later discovered that the weed was not weed, but actually Oregano.

 

[Masenko]

...I'd be the Speaker for the Dead.

If I just annihilated a whole entire race and their planet...

 

[Male Sheik]

Bowser will beat Peach, and Mario will beat Ash.

 

[sum41]

I would go to H3ll

And if I was the Devil...

 

[Algasir]

I'd be Jupiter!

If I were a lightbulb...

 

[Resting_Fox]

A bob- omb would come in and blow up thw whole scene after it triggered a Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[Masenko]

I like Resting_Fox's better, plus he beat me, heh.

"Thou shalt not count to 2, nor 4, 5 just being out of the question..."

 

[Male Sheik]

^has over 1800 posts, which according to another forum, will do him a "Posting Maniac", which explains why he's resting.

 

[Male Sheik]

I would be brilliant (Lame pun)

If I were a Pokemon...

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd hope to get struck by lightning.
If I was a glass door...

 

[Kid Icarus]

^ is easily one of the most knowledgeable posters in the Pokecenter, knows a lot about team ratings and moves, and is the male version of Sheik!!!

 

[Resting_Fox]

I'd slam myself really fast to cause doom.
If I were a Mongolian....

 

[Algasir]

I'd break down the s**ty wall over and over.

If I were Kenny...

 

[Male Sheik]

Ok.. restart!

first thing to beat: A whale!