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[ganondorf_rules]

because it is really a person with a water gun.

Why is it"up to mario, his water pack and you"?

 

[Kirby King]

Because Luigi isn't playing.
Why does Peach look different in SSBM than in SMS?

 

[Cerebrate]

She had to get toned up for SSBM, and then got lazy for SMS because she has a much smaller role in that game.

Why doesn't Peach wear a skirt in SSBM, when she's depicted wearing one in the Player's Guide?

 

[Masher Mario]

Because she was going to wear the skirt, but her muscles from excersing made it too tight.

Why, if Princess Peach, has lots of body guards, does she still get captured?

 

[Lansuu]

Because it's just a skam - Mario pays Bowser to capture her so Mario has an excuse to get laid when he rescues her.

When Link wakes up several years later in the Temple of Time, how come his clothes still fit? (Maybe Raru got bored )

 

[Masher Mario]

Cure: Break your keyboard. Then you will never post smilies again! Warning: Can also prevent you from using the computer.

Zomisus Juma: Makes you act like a Zombie or Redead.

 

[Masher Mario]

Because in Koriki Forest, there is a super genius who makes clothes that can stretch to any size.

How does Link manage to keep his clothes so clean when he rolls around and stuff?

 

[Ocarina]

Cure: Have Link slash you.

Disease: Talkitivus Longus- Makes you talk 24/7/365 (other words, all day, all year, all the time)

 

[Algasir]

I'd be loud.

If I was a flamethrower...

 

[Shamboo]

Sorry, I'm a Linkin Park Fanatic: Papercut...

face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I...

 

[Shamboo]

I'd throw flames.

If I were a Pokemon by the name of Pikachu...

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd hook a bomb to myself and blow up the world of pokemon, hoping all the other pokemon die.
If I was an annoying dog...

 

[DukieMan1223]

I'd go annoy random old people.
If I had a monkey butler....

 

[Osco316]

Hero by Nickelback

say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and...

 

[Ticadrius]

Particle Man (TMBG)

Universe Man, Universe Man, size of the entire Universe man, usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man, he's got a watch with a.....

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd name him Mojo and never get up again.
If I had a small car...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Cure - A friends hand, Take the hand and swipe it quickly across the left cheek, If done correctly it should make a loud smacking noise and you should stop speaking.


Shirticus clothicus - Makes you think you are a shirt.

 

[Shamboo]

Scorpion vs Samus...

Samus, since I don't know who Scorpion is...hehehe....Anyway she Does have a long grappling hook and missles and energy shots...

INUYASHA VS YUSUKE URAMESHI

 

[Fourside]

Yusuke!Because he's better.Just because i play some Yu Yu Hakusho Snes game and i like him.

Mr. Saturn Vs Goomba

 

[Masher Mario]

Mr. Saturn! Somebody picks him up and throws him at the Goomba, killing him.

Wario vs. Waluigi

 

[Masher Mario]

Cure: Eat a mushroom pizza, then get someone to "wear" you.

Jakieius Billionius: Makes you think you are wearing Jackie's 2 billion dollar tuxedo.

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

I would cut my legs off to fit inside the car

If I was a crappy britney spears album

 

[Cerebrate]

Red Hot Chili Peppers: Parallel Universe

. . . solar system that fits in your eye, microcosm. You could die but you're never . . .

 

[Masher Mario]

I'd quit.

If I turned into Annoying Jammez...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

I'd stop calling people noobs

If I were an Ice Climber...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

stop right now {from spice girls} lame.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

cure: throw away all ur money

Signatureitis: Makes u post ur sig in forum games

 

[Badboy Bighead]

wario, cause he's fat and he would squash Waluigi

vs

 

[King Genius XIII]

because he could just crack 's head open with his spear.

Zelda VS Ranma

 

[King Genius XIII]

Cure: Get banned from the forum, then you'll never post your sig again.

Exodustriamos Polydiscus DVDus: causes you to buy unhealthy amounts of X-Boxes. It is in fact a disease created by the Microsoft labs.

 

[King Genius XIII]

F-Zero 64--Samurai Goroh--SSBM Trophy--Wario (disappointingly only appeared as a trophy)--Warioland II--Captain Syrup

 

[C.FALCON ROCKS]

Zelda , she would use the power of the triforce to obliterate Ranma.

Goku vs Vegeta (sorry just had to do it!!)

 

[King Genius XIII]

I wish Peach had worn a skirt in SSBM... Must... buy... player's... guide...

Because the same super genius also laminated the clothes so they would never get dirty.

Why do they call Yoshi a dinosaur when he is obviously a cameleon? (Long tongue, changes colour)

 

[Masher Mario]

Because Yoshis are actually charmeleons in disguise of a dinosaur.

Why does Luigi attack with his butt with A+A+A in Melee?

 

[Trillian]

Vegeta. No particular reason other than the fact that I really hate Goku O_o

Link vs. That guy from Battle of Olympus (NES)

 

[Masher Mario]

I'd kill those annoying Polar Bears.

If I was a Topi...

 

[Shmooguy]

because he is too scared that his hand will get hurt, but he doesnt care about his but.

why does bowser have the worst voice acting in history in the english version of SMS?

EDIT: No sigs in this room! First warning!

 

[Trillian]

A: Apocolpyse - What the Brinstar Depths level looks like.

 

[Shamboo]

Link, because I don't own a NES so I don't know

Hmm

Inuyasha VS Goku? We all know Inuyasha's much better...

 

[Shamboo]

By britny the evil doer:

Oops I did it again...