if kirby SWALLOWed you in real life, what attack/ physical trait would he get?

[MasterWarlord]

He would gain the ability to pull walls of text out his *** and drop them on his enemies. For looks IDK, just get my hair or something.

 

[JacobWins]

thats what she DID NOT say....ohhh see what i did there?

How predictable.

Now stop trying to hit me and just hit me!

 

[Ugg]

pssh... fuckin' fag

Calm down there kiddo.

 

[CaptainGRENADE]

LMAO
morfeeuhs was too good.
before that, i didn't know samuel jackson was a good actor

 

[FireKirby7]

He would get the power to be very skilled at video games.

 

[Meese]

Well since gooey load took my idea for an image, ill say kirby's power would look like gambit.
Of course his n-special would be throwing cards.
(I can throw a card 1 gym length)

 

[Negi-Kun]

People, just stop. This thread is becoming the biggest spamfests I've seen in a long time. The creator of this thread fails as a poster as well as a person. Do not feed the troll...

Spoiler

In this case, a very perverted and disgusting troll in my eyes.

 

[delicious gooey load]

ya right water kirby

 

[LumpyCPU...]

this thread is legit, negi.
i'd really like it if you'd stop trolling please.

 

[JacobWins]

I think if he swallowed me he would ask me if I wanted to blue pill or the red pill

 

[LumpyCPU...]

HAHAHA
and you'd say, "DATE **** IS BAD, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!"

 

[kirbypika]

HAHAHA
and you'd say, "DATE **** IS BAD, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!"

*cough* Laurence Fishburne *cough*

 

[Kirby Redux]

He'd shoot across the stage with a trail of water behind him while doing the butterfly stroke. (I swim in real life) His costume would be goggles and a speedo.

 

[delicious gooey load]

speedos are awsome!

so is laurence fishfry or whatever

 

[delicious gooey load]

speedos are awsome!

so is laurence fishfry or whatever

 

[Captain Grenade]

*cough* Laurence Fishburne *cough*

oh laurence fishborne identity...
he was great american gangster, but i like remember the titans more.

 

[Dark Deku]

now explain your own on why kirby would have this move and this physical trait


for me kirby would have a throbbing engorged PEN...........IS that ok with everyone?

and his attack would be to turn into cloud

Kirby would get SEXYNESS.

 

[delicious gooey load]

i agree.............yum

 

[LumpyCPU...]

geez... get a room, you two...

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and lemme in

 

[delicious gooey load]

no way, i want the world to see....that i love smash....ing butts.....in smash

 

[Captain Grenade]

gross.

10char

 

[Youko]

I hope some of you enjoy your infractions because you don't know how to properly post on-topic on these forums.