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: HYAH YAH AAAHAAHAHAH!!!: AAHAAHAAHAHAH YAH HYAH!!!!
True, considering Ganon's Final Smash sees him turn into a gigantic pig...Or any social media.
: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!: HOW DARE YOU WHY ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS
: Where am I and how did I get here?: Alph -: You're in Super Smash Brothers 4, and our glorious leader Masahiro Sakurai willed it.
: "For those who are on my friends list, I will fight for you.": "OMG DADDY I H8 U... GAIZ HE GAVE ME A FERRARAI, I WANTED A BMW!!!!"
: Shucks, I unfriended that guy a day ago.: Tough luck, sister!
: I'm baking a cake!: ;p: The cake he wants isn't the kind you bake. BOOM! TRIFORCE OF WISDOM ALL UP IN HERE!: Hiiiiii!: Wow Zelda, that's totes inapropes.: I wish my designated princess baked cakes. All she does is hang out with some lame fairy boy whenever she's not practicing her sparkly jazz hands routine or some princess business.: All the princesses make me cake. Umad Ganon?: I don't recall any cake making, Link.: y dont u answr my txts bby?: Can you not?: Do you want me to fight him for you?
: *simply posts picture* 
- "Smoking some mad bananas tonight" - "I'm in there dawg"
: Doctor, I don't think it's going to work.: Just-a keep taking the pills. You'll-a feel much-a better.: Doc, I suffered a broken leg. Unless them pills are morphine, they ain't gonna do s***.: Mario doesn't-a do a diddly squat. I came in wanting to lose-a weight, and he gave-a me antibiotics!: You guys are idiots taking medical advice from a plumber from South Bronx.: Says the idiot who tried being his assistant nurse.:
: Oh yeah! Just got done a great workout! Feel the burn!: I'm really feeling it!: In addition to being a yoga instructor, I am also a licensed therapist. Perhaps you should see me to get that verbal/typing tic worked on.: I'm also really feeling that. Thanks!: Good luck with that, bro.: I was asked to give my ultra-intelligent opinion about the quality of Diddy's matches. Apparently he wasn't thrilled with my response. Which was "I wish I could tell you specifics. But if you put in 0 effort while fighting then I can't give you an accurate description of your most recent match's quality.": Ouch. The truth hurts sometimes.: He'll get over it. He is super easy mode when it comes to fighting this time around.: He needs to step it up!: He truly needs to focus more.: Yabayaba yahooooo!: Yep. Uh huh. Anyway, I'd appreciate it if any of you don't ask me to evaluate the quality of your matches. I don't have it in me.: lmao because they'd get the same answer! ARCFIRE BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!: But I woke up like this. :C
: Hey, Falcon.: Sup.: You got insurance on your car?: You mean the Blue Falcon? Yeah. Why?: Just wondering.: Wait, the Falcon's missing from my garage! The f*** did it go?! You a******s didn't hijack my ride for your damn kart races, did you?!: You should just call your insurance.
: Even when I'm sick I wake up looking flaaaaaawless. Picture perfect beautiful all day, every day.: Yep. So flawless that you're top tier. Or so they say for some reason. : Someone's throwing some heavy shade.: Nothing is sexier than a woman with a fine set of magically sexy legs.: I'm an arms man myself, but powerful lady-legs are also pretty great! She's got really pretty arms. They're strong and graceful at the same time. What a woman!: You're talking about her arms? You need to stay out of the ring, Mac. Your brain has been beaten to mush. WTF is that even?: She's very fit from top to bottom!: Oh Ike, Mac, and WFT! Flattery will get you everywhere.: I was actually talking about Zelda.: Me too.: I was also going to comment on Zelda's sexy legs. Show me yo moves, baby!: Yeah, that was directed at Zelda.: LMAO! I'll go get my nurse outfit and help you with that deadly burn, Samus. is now in a relationship with : He was such a gentleman on our first date! He wore boxing gloves for some reason, but it was fine I suppose. I'm actually impressed he can eat soup and cut steak with boxing gloves on.: WTF PEACH! I thought I was your only Italian lover! What does he have that I don't have?!: Muscles.: Flexibility.: Stamina.: A gorgeous face!: A sense of humor.: A charming personality overall, I'd say.: Really pretty eyes...: Cool boxing gloves.: HOT MANLINESS! DAT ASS THO!: A really big ****.: ._.
: I'm baking a cake for Mario's birthday today! #MarioParty: That sounds wonderful! Will you be baking a pie too? Pies are nice.: Not this time. Mario weirdly doesn't eat pie.: Last I remembered, I ate-a your pie last night.: Oh dear!: MARIO!!!: 
: I still can't get over how a sword-wielder like Chrom got completely bodied by me when I don't even use a weapon.: Guess you could say he got... Chrom-pletely bodied!: What did you two punks just say about my father?: LUCINA?! Heh... we can explain!: Oh hey Luci. Remember when your dad got Falcon Punched outta the roster?: Okay, you've crossed the line, Falcon. I said not to speak of that event again... now I have no choice but to teach you a lesson.: Yeah, try saying that when you know you'll be #rekt like your daddy just like the first time we met.: You know, Captain Falcon kinda has a point. But still. #SHOTSFIRED!!: I swear to freaking Naga... I'll get you two punks! Meet me at Battlefield and we'll settle this!: Lucina, calm down. Don't bother with them. As for you two, Captain Falcon and Pit, stop harrassing Lucina and Sir Chrom. I'm sick of you Smash punks constantly ridiculing our faction...
: I just downloaded The Sims 4. I don't get the appeal of this game. I just sit here and control stupid virtual people in worlds/boxes that I make with a wave of my finger. Is that all?: I was going to say something, but realized it wouldn't be wise to.: It's supposed to be a general life simulator, but I guess it's more like her own personal life simulator.: Hoohahaha! Even I get why this is funny! Come on!: ???: lol apparently just the tip is enough to seal the deal.: HHHHYES!: Well your sword is meant for piercing, so that makes sense. Mine is really big so I can use it to hit whatever with whichever part.: I can't believe I'm related to you. And Ike, he's not being literal.: Which makes Ike's comment even more beautiful. I have a pretty big sword too. lol: Gross, Marth and Ganondorf. I wouldn't fight for you two if you were the last friends on earth.: The tip of what? A mushroom or something?: You could say that!: OH MY GOD STOP! UNCOOL! I'm going to punch you square in the throat, dude.: Oh so it's a really big mushroom? Are you preparing a dish that calls for some mushrooms? I'd love to see it!: Sure thing Peach. But it's better to see it in person.: I'd feel bad if I told her what Marth meant.: GIRL HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS D***.: Oh! He has a detective on his payroll?: Yeah, my PRIVATE detective. Lookin to solve some mysteries of something deep under cover.: OH MY ****ING NAGA STOOOOOOP!
: I propose we create a league of conquerors to finally get the jump on our rivals.: Sounds-a good to me! That-a Mario still owes me a castle!: Um, wasn't it HIS castle that YOU stole? Last I checked, he owes you nothing, just like the owner of this castle owes us nothing.: Says the one who keeps-a stealing-a Peach from Mario.: At least I own up to it. I don't try to say he owes me a dame.: Count me in. By the way, where is Ganondorf?: I've been reading your conversation. Count me out. I work alone.: You sure? Last I checked, you got your a** kicked by a 10-year-old boy. You may want to join us.: No. I only have minions who work for me. I have no equal.: You don't have much of a choice, since we already set up base in your castle. We're gonna order pizza. Who knew Hyrule had pizza?: You did what?!: Wario's idea. He steals castles.: It wasn't-a hard, really. Mario had-a better security in his.: All of you, get out! Now!: Can't. As Pit said, we've already set up shop here.: Dark Pit*: How did you even get by the security and traps of my lair?!: Ganon, a preteen was able to infiltrate you. Think about it. You sure you don't want to join us?: *sighs* Just save me some pizza...
: Living with eight kids is a pain.: At least you have kids...: The Duck Hunt Dog keeps looking at me funny...I think he think's I'm prey.: But aren't you already a duck?: I'm a pheasant.: Either way, you get eaten on a holiday.: ;_;: Diddy OP valve plz nerf,, and 43 others like this*: Finally going to be able to update this icon soon.: I already-a did~
: Today seems like another great day on social me--: [insert nudes here]: Well, time to take the train to Nopesville.: Let-a me come-a with you, Meta!
: Pika pika! Pikachu!: Jigglypuff! Jiggly!: ROOOOOUARRGH: Pika pi!: ROAOAOAOAORGH ROGORGHROROAAHHHG: Pi pikachu?: Ninja!: Chuuu~: Jiggly jiggly!: Poyo?
: I think I have a serious pot problem.: You really do.: Please, talk-a to me when you start-a mushrooms.: He wasn't talking about drugs. He meant clay pots. He has a compulsion to smash them.: I smash-a mushrooms too.: Get out.
: Ever since I got banished to Ubers, Jigglypuff and the rest of the Pokémon have been heckling me.: lol stay butthurt kid: Say that again and I'll Gunk Shot your sorry pink behind.: No response. Figured as much, NU-tier Fairy trash.
: Raising kid is hard. Diddy rebellious.: One is nothing. Try raising and feeding eight kids. Seven of them aren't even mine.: That's cute.
: Just because I am a robot does not mean I do not have any feelings.: That's exactly what being a robot means.: Shut up, you poser.: Again, I'm so grateful for being in Sm4sh. I'm glad I'm here!: lol ur literaly the only 1 who's glad ur here: Haha, nice!: I can help with that sick burn.: I feel sorry for you because you're so bad.: I'm glad you're here too, Lucina. You being here means I can ram my fist through your stupid overrated face whenever I want to.: Oh look, the waste of space troupe are bickering among themselves at the loser's table. How quaint. : Clones gonna hate.: Well in Dork Pit's defense, he is a reflection of Pit. So at least he has a reason for his uninspired moveset.
: Today, it's all about Samus, Wii Fit Trainer, and Rosalina. Why doesn't anyone acknowledge me?!: You really don't want that kind of attention, sweetie. Believe me, I am not fond of it.: You're still popular! I'm a female too! What's wrong with me?: Did you hit puberty yet?: What's puberty?: That's why.
: I don't get it, why don't people play me? I'm good right?: They're crazy, you're amazing: Totally, easily top tier!: *Cough* AttentionWhore *Cough*: Excuse me?!: You heard me: You're just mad cause you haven't got any wisdom: Oh, I didn't know it was wise to wear boots with a dress: Says the **** wearing stripper heels: At least I'm not trash tier: Please, we all know how you got to that position and it wasn't due to you're fighting abilities, right Falcon? : Hey, at least I don't have to dress as a dude to get a decent position: What position would that be? Maybe we should ask Falcon?!: Don't drag me into this: Calm down both of you, your both great in your own ways: Well some are better than others: Samus! Stop it now! Just cause you're high tier doesn't mean you're better than anyone else: I'm not so sure about that: You cocky *****! I think we all know that I'm better than you...well...technically: Would that technicality be you growing a magical penis?: Speaking of which let's talk about your boobs, did they appear magically too? Or did you take a trip to see doctor mario, I wonder how you paid for those?: No reply huh? I guess the rumours are true and you let him take a squirtle on your jigglypuffs then, For the love of hylia have some self respect: Jiggly??: Squirt? Squirtle??: You're talking about self respect? This all coming from the from the girl who gets kidnapped in every game she's in?: And hey, I would feel the same way if I were flat-chested like you
: Fellow sword users, a call to arms!: Here!: Heah!: Yay!: Present!: Me too!: I am here!: Um, you don't have a sword.: Absurd! Of course I do! Ask Link, he'll tell you!: Which Link?: Both of them!: You never use it though. Maybe if you stopped using only your fists, we'd let you join.: Don't we have one spot open?: Mii Sword Fighter here!: Alright, Ganon, you're in.: ...
: Robin always gloats how he is three steps ahead or can easily tip the scales... Which is really so braggy it hurts to hear. I can't help but feel sorry for Robin since he's actually inadequate. Robin always runs out of magical items and has to have them delivered midmatch. Like, do you even magic Robin? Toss away the crutches and try harder.: At least none of my magic puts me into a helpless state.: She's always in a helpless state. That's why I kidnap her so easily.: 1) I'm wearing a dress with fashionable heeled boots and I still move faster than you. 2) My magic can come out whenever I want and however many times I want. 3) All of my magic is kill move worthy. 4) I can actually reflect magic because my own magic is so awesome. 5) I can actually summon a giant suit of armor... What can you do, summon a spitfire and some static cling? Please try hardet. 6) Elwind puts you into a helpless state.: And Ganondorf. All you need to do is look at the tier list to see who's more helpless. So it appears you're the damsel in distress this time around.: Great form!: Your shade throwing magic is excellent, Zelda. : Perhaps I should send my Magikoopas to train under Zelda... They could finally take down Mario with severe disrespect.
: [posts shirtless pic]: Ooh, mister Shulk~: Huh, what happened to Shulk's jacket?: JESUS, SHULK. THERE ARE KIDS USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU KNOW.- WAHOO! IT'S A ME, MARIO!- HUT HUT! HIYAAAA!- WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA- PEACH BBY Y U NO ANSWER MAH TEXTS- HAII! - "SONIC BOOM"? WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!?!- I MADE CAKE FOR YOU GUYS- ...- WHY DOES NO ONE STAY AWAKE AROUND ME?!?!-
saw the new movie "Mushroomian Sniper" with my boy DK. Real good.Hell yeah Oh wow I heard that was a good lol we should see a movie sometime you can call me a movie buff lol.Why wasn't I invited?It was a bros night. Heard the movie sucked anyway.No it was really good. Haha I heard that too I really wanna see it lolIt looks overhyped. I agree with Lucina. But I don't usually have the stomach for those movies.I want to see the new Jurassic Yoshi next week. You in @Marth and @DK?Sounds good.OkWhat about me lol 
I've been DYING to see that!!!I'll text you guys.I don't think you have my number lol! I don't have yours either!!Guys hey lol??
