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I only get sick when I say "I haven't got sick yet."

ndayday

stuck on a whole different plaaaanet
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Link to original post: I only get sick when I say "I haven't got sick yet."



As the title says.

I usually don't get sick at all. Even in this kind of season, I never get sick. So, over the years, I came up with the theory that you only get sick if you think about getting sick or state that you haven't got sick yet.

So yesterday, I proudly told my brother and my mom that I never get sick unless I say I haven't got sick. One of them said something like "Then don't say it." i responded by saying it was too late now.

So now, I wake up with a sore throat and a headache. No big deal, usually something ibuprofen takes care of. i take the ibuprofen, take a nap, and then feel great. As the day goes on, I start coughing and stuff, and getting cold. Me and some friends go out to see a movie, and when I get back into the car, I start feeling...I don't know, cold and like my stomach is flipped upside down. Not right, to put it shortly.

Now I'm freezing, feel like vomiting (which I ****ing hate, you have no control over it) and have a sore throat.

Great.
 

Kantō

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stockholm syndrome.
hypocondriacts.
you tricked yourself into thinking you would be sick and then you got sick. sux .
 
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