I need YOUR help, Proom!

[Zook]

Yes, I actually need help from the Proom. Why would I ask for advice from the Proom, you ask? Because only the Proomers can help!

The girl I've had a crush on for a long time (Yeah, the one I kept on posting about a while back) finally decided to go out with... someone else. Naturally, being 15, I was crushed. Now normally, I'd just take it with me and move on, but nay, I say! I need to find out some way to ruin both of them-- And that's where your help comes in.

I've seen the advice most of you give for getting girls. Well, I'm pretty sure that most of that 'advice' would just make you look like a total ******* and keep her away from the dating scene until she's 47. While most members really don't have any use for becoming an ******* nor do they get anything for crushing some poor yound woman's dating life, I do!

So tell me, Proom experts, how can I break them up? Techniques that include douchebagness, ruining my highschool reputation, and/or hilarious acts of 'Holy **** Chris, what the hell are you doing! We're still friends, right?!' are desired.

 

[Bendu]

If you have even a little bit of depth to your feelings for this girl at all. You don't want that kind of advice, trust me.

However, you have to be really diabolical, or a rumor-starting female, to break up a couple generally.

I will say though, this made me lol:

Naturally, being 15, I was crushed.

 

[Keku]

So it's the right thing for you to do to mess up her life just because she didn't happen to be interested in you? I'm sorry but that's just wrong, get over it and leave her alone if that's all you can think of.

 

[Crimson King]

Absolutely nothing you can do. If you are 15, she is probably 15 or younger. Relationships seldom last long at that age, though some do. Wait until it fails. If you are friends with her, start planting subtle hints, but DO NOT just come right out and say it yet. She'll think you just like her because she's off the market.

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Oh wow, I guess you really must care for her if you want to hurt her.

 

[Eor]

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE

then say she's making you do this

 

[Blackadder]

So tell me, Proom experts, how can I break them up? Techniques that include douchebagness, ruining my highschool reputation, and/or hilarious acts of 'Holy **** Chris, what the hell are you doing! We're still friends, right?!' are desired.

*cough...*

I'm gonna say, that doesn't sound much like you, Zook.
If you have such a crush on her, you'd probably best go with the ol' n' cheesy "what's best for her" thing. Pluuuusss....

Absolutely nothing you can do. If you are 15, she is probably 15 or younger. Relationships seldom last long at that age, though some do. Wait until it fails.

Being 16 myself, I can testify that. I've had one girlfriend, and it had all that "Foreeever and eveeerrr" yadda yadda stuff, and, hey, it didn't last long. Neither have any of the relationships I've watched, either. Just give it time. Maybe 3-4 months, maybe even 2 weeks.

Not to be all brooding here, though, at all. The relationship you could have with her probably won't last all that long... but that's not the point of teenage relationships, really. I'd say they're really for the fun, excitement, and a sort of prelude to what you'll experience later in life.


... Or so I hope.

 

[Mic_128]

Do a King Kong and kidnap her and take her to the top of a big building. She'll think it's cool.

 

[Repryx]

I say just wait it out...the guy is gonna ruin himself....but with that thinking youll ruin yourself even more....


Sheesh

-Ciao

 

[KevinM]

Oh wow, I guess you really must care for her if you want to hurt her.

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE

then say she's making you do this

I lol'd pretty hard.

These are the best posts made.

What happened to grabbing her breasts Eor? Go for something more subtle?

 

[Repryx]

Shouldnt we like, not help him? what if he takes our Ideas to heart and we see Eors dvice on NBC in two days?

 

[Bendu]

Shouldnt we like, not help him? what if he takes our Ideas to heart and we see Eors dvice on NBC in two days?

Since when does a 15 year old get on national news for punching a chick in the face?

 

[Repryx]

^^I dunno people get on the news for pretty funny stuff now adays....like teh kindergartener giving head to other kindergarteners lolz

 

[Galaxy]

^^I dunno people get on the news for pretty funny stuff now adays....like teh kindergartener giving head to other kindergarteners lolz

o.0....

I say you do what my friend is doing in the same situation. "Go out with me or I'll kill myself.."

Note he is mentally unstable but it almost worked. >.>

 

[Mic_128]

Since when does a 15 year old get on national news for punching a chick in the face?

When they blame it on Mortal Kombat.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

lol @ this...
http://www.makehimpay.net/break-up-a-relationship-info.html

My answer? Go out with either her best friend or her hottest friend. Make her insanely jealous of this. Girls are funny when they're jealous.

I don't know, I'm not really one to ask on these kinds of things. But I like Crimson's advice best. I'd go with that.

 

[Eor]

Shouldnt we like, not help him? what if he takes our Ideas to heart and we see Eors dvice on NBC in two days?

Then I'd be honored

 

[Repryx]

MIC jist won with that post....


Anyway another Idea is to sneak into her room and **** on her face while she sleeps...get her Boyfriend locked up and anally *****....Write poems....to her....massage her.....take her lunch money....sexual harrassment is always good....

-Ciao

 

[#HBC | marshy]

Techniques that include douchebagness, ruining my highschool reputation, and/or hilarious acts of 'Holy **** Chris, what the hell are you doing! We're still friends, right?!' are desired.

Send them a link to this thread or (preferably), show it to them in school/work/crib/wherever you see them after you carried out your plan. Tell them that you actually considered these garbage plans, and then say how much better it was for everybody that you chose ****! He'll (yes, the boyfriend) thank you.

Also, it's douchebaggery

 

[Mann]

Just spend more time with her if she's your friend.

So tell me, Proom experts, how can I break them up? Techniques that include douchebagness, ruining my highschool reputation, and/or hilarious acts of 'Holy **** Chris, what the hell are you doing! We're still friends, right?!' are desired.

Oh.

 

[WoapGang]

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE

then say she's making you do this

from sig....to sig. I vote Eor for Funniest Mod.


But in all seriousness it won't last long anyway. At that age, girls don't know what they want. I should know.....I have handles many bad relationships. That's not to say i was IN them......but i handled them. I'm a Part time Relationship Therapist......i'm 14

 

[Repryx]

^^what school do you go to PitismyAngel? You live near my GF and her lil Sis....Germantown right?

-Ciao

 

[platnum]

Well...If you REALY want to brake them up, I suggest you hack his myspace page and FLOOD it with gay porn, then when she sees the page...BAM, you have sucesfully broken them up, congratulations!

 

[WoapGang]

..........wtf? MLK

 

[KloudMunky]

Well...If you REALY want to brake them up, I suggest you hack his myspace page and FLOOD it with gay porn, then when she sees the page...BAM, you have sucesfully broken them up, congratulations!

Rotfl!!

That was hillarious.

 

[Zook]

I wasn't being serious. I was upset and desprate for a cheap laugh, and made this thread. I was expecting a wall of jokes...

Ugh, sorry about this thread. Did I really sound that serious in my post?



She's 17, btw. Almost 18.

 

[SkylerOcon]

Yes, you actually did sound serious. And your post felt like it belonged in /b/.

 

[Repryx]

Shes 17? Get her in bed and SUE SUE SUE!!!!

-Ciao


Yeah you sounded sick or something


Whats /b/
????

 

[WoapGang]

Well when she gets Legal, POUND THAT CHICK

 

[Deleted member]

wait for em' to break up. I've had 12 girlfriends in a 9 month period and the longest one lasted about 35 days. An ill omen perhaps?

 

[Miharu]

Well when she gets Legal, POUND THAT CHICK

Then you go around screaming statutory ****.

 

[Repryx]

Yeah...I say you do it....throw something in like...."she offered me a gift when we got into her house."

Then be like "We were friends....how could I refuse?"

See you on Oprah kidd!

-Ciao

 

[KloudMunky]

I say toss in something such as, "I couldn't control myself. It was instinct," and wink.

 

[Livvers]

Grab the boyfriend's breasts.

 

[Zook]

Did I ever mention I love you, Livvers?