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I lied. Who here likes Pokemon?

SuSa

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Ok, my last blog was a joke. I can't leave this place, I love you all way to much.

  • It must be a "mini-sig" thing. (Small)
  • It must be a # unless it has a name (mewtwo/squirtle/pikachu/pichu/lucario/jigglypuff)
  • It must be from Kanto. None of this Smeargle crap.
  • You cannot claim the same Pokemon as another board.
  • Since some of you apparently don't know your Pokemon, here is a Pokedex for you losers. Click Me

Now then, let's talk srs. Pokemonz. Fo' srs. Each board should have it's own Pokemon.

Bowser

Because both are pretty bad, tend to stay on the ground, can breath fire and have a shell like thing to protect themselves.

Captain Falcon

Because I couldn't find a more manly Pokemon.

Charizard

Because no one represents Charizard quite like Charizard.

Diddy Kong

Because if you don't remember how annoying Mankey's were to run into 1002940290 times while traveling through Routes 5, 6, and 7 then you aren't a Pokemon geek.

Donkey Kong

Because DK wants to be as strong as Geodude.

Falco

Find me another bird that protects his bread.

Fox

Because Nine Tails is for ****ing Naruto geeks.

Game & Watch

Because both only use 1 move in battle and both are "Mr.'s"

Ganondorf

Because Nidoking is king, and so is Ganondorf.

Ice Climbers

Because if one of the heads die, the other is screwed.

Ike

Need I say more?

Ivysaur

Because Ivysaur doesn't need anyone to represent herself.

Jigglypuff

Because everyone wants Jigglypuff to evolve already so she can be stronger.

King Dedede

Because if he sits on you, you are dead

Kirby

Because he's pink, useless, and eats you can transform into you.

Link

Because no one wants to be Magikarp.

Lucario

Because everyone can agree Mewtwo is better then Lucario.

Lucas

Because Lucas is a whiny ***** who runs away from everything and is completely useless.

Luigi

Because both are lean, green, *** kicking machines. Did I mention Sychers arms remind of a Luigi fsmash?

Mario

Because he's a loser that spits out fire and nobody loves him.

Marth

Because you can argue all day about how it's a guy, but when it comes down to it. You just aren't sure.

Meta Knight

Because Abra is the only ***** who is annoying to fight (you can never catch him) and he can teleport.

Ness

Because he looks small and weak, then he kicks your ***.

Olimar

Because they practically look alike.

Peach

Because she is weak and has a lot of useless tricks. Did I mention she can float?

Pikachu

Because Pikachu is cute.

Pit

Because nothing is more annoying then a Rattata.

R.O.B.

Because because

Samus

Because when in a Pokeball, they look just as annoying.

Sheik

Because Kabutops is a mother****ing Ninja.

Snake

Because Ekans is Snake backwards?

Sonic

Because the Sonic mains kick *** and so does Haunter.

Squirtle

Because everyone loves Warturtles. They kick *** and doesn't afraid of Meta Knight.

Toon Link

Because Toon Link is a better Link and everyone wants a ****ing Gyarados.

Wario

Because Koffing is round and floats around emitting gas. Just like Wario.

Wolf

Because Arcanine is a kickass Wolf and so is...Wolf..

Yoshi

Who else has a lot of eggs and is still completely useless?

Zelda

Because I love Zelda, and I love Articuno. Nuf' said.

Zero Suit Samus

Because both are sexy.



Get some mains in here and get people posting please.

Pokemonz is taking over SWF.

 

Red Arremer

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Wario obviously needs Koffing. But since SWF fails in this regard, Wario has noone.

Also, Wolf boards use :059:, which made me realize how insanely adorable :058: looks. So I claim :058: for myself. :3
 
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The G&W boards get the best one!

:043: <--- Don't **** with Oddish
 

Sosuke

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But none of the Kanto Pokemon like to color.
 

Red Arremer

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Olimar should totally get :051:. And I think Fox having :037: or :038: would make only sense. :3

And Bowser needs :011:, because Metapod sucks and can only use Harden, just like Bowser.
 

IxxI

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Link should get Mewtwo.
:D

No sarcasm involved that.

Also, what do the Meatknight boards have?
 
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Falco get's Farfetche'd :cool:

The bird protects his bread with a williow stick.

Edit: MK = demi-god. Thus he should get Arceus.
 

Sosuke

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"everyone wants a ****ing Gyarados."
I'll give you that.

Olimar is good too. xD
 

Sosuke

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Diddy Kong should be Raticate because they're both annoying as hell.

ZSS = Dragonair
idk, makes sense to me.

jigglypuff= :079:
Because the'yre both pink and jigglypuffs make matches last forever.
 

IxxI

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Omg!!!
Ekans is Snake backwards!
I never knew that!
Did Nintendo plan that intentionally?
 

Zajice

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Yay, Porygon! :D

I was thinking Oddish for Peach cause of Turnips, but G+W stole it. Ice climbers, maybe Doduo for duel heads. Kirby gets Gastly for being a round poofball...

That's all I got right now...

EDIT:
Ditto is better for ICs.
 
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