theONEjanitor
Smash Champion
Inspired by the hilarious Chappelle's Show, I, a real black man, will test your knowledge of Black hood culture and stereotypes. Also I will ask questions that the average black person usually knows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI6eQ_8Us7Y
This is all in fun, so if you get offended easily, this may not be the thread for you. Just respond to the thread with your answers and In a few days I will tally up the points and see who knows black people! Also I'll be giving out half-points if you don't get it fully right but have the general idea.
Also, this game is more fun if you don't use Google or other outside sources. Obviously I can't police that, but just don't be lame. Also, keep your answers free of hateful material, i dont care I just dont want you to get an infraction. Hollar.
And now for the
1. What is "The Itis", (also known as ni**aritis, come to find out [No, "a restaurant from The Boondocks cartoon" is not the right answer])?
The Itis, as most of you noted, is when you feel tired after eating a large meal, generally consisting of greasy foods.
2. There is a product popular among black families called "Just For Me". What is it?
Just For Me is a basically a perm for little black girls. It's made for children because a regular adult perm may be too harsh on a child's scalp. It's not "hair grease". It's a chemical relaxer for black children. And its definitely not anything like "just for men".
3. Name 3 things you might find in a black barbershop? 1pt each.
Some of you took the easy way out and named general barbershop tools. Fail to everyone who said "extensions" or "mousse". This is a barbershop, not a beauty salon. ESPN and bootleg dvds are good examples. Other good answers would have been: a gumball machine (that's probably broken), a hair chart on the wall, old dudes yappin', a chess/checkers/dominoes game, a straight razor, hairspray etc.
4. Black people in hoods across the world have seemed to prefer a certain brand of liquor, which they often drink straight. What is this liquor? (Hint, it's a brand of cognac)
Hennessy. Period. E&J is a good guess, but the number 1 liquor in the hood is no doubt Hennessy. WTF at Southern Comfort.
5. Who hosted the the most recent BET Awards?
Jamie Foxx. Black people have a love/hate relationship with BET, but the BET awards is one of the few programs that BET puts out that is actually not ********, so most black people tend to catch it.
6. In history, there are only two Presidents of the U.S.A. that Black people have vocally and cohesively supported. Who are these two? 1pt each
If you didn't say Barack Obama, please face palm yourself right now. The other one is definitely Bill Clinton. Lincoln is a good guess, but black people back then weren't even sure if they were really free and black people now were reminded in grade school that Lincoln didn't really give a **** about their freedom.
7. What is the objective of black people's favorite Dominoes variation? (Hint, apparently the specific name for this game is Muggins, but black people just call it dominoes.)
The object of what black people call "dominoes" is to clear all your tiles, and to score points by pairing up dots that add up to a multiple of 5.
8. What is a "hood pass"?
A couple of you got this. A hood pass is a symbolic gesture of respect given to someone who has proven themselves worth of street respect. You can gain a hood pass in many ways, such as not snitchin', standing up for you family/friends, etc.
9. In What state was President Barack Obama born?
Hawaii.
10. When a black women is getting her hair "permed", what is she having done to it?
i'm surprised at how many white people don't know this. When white women get perms they put stuff in their hair to make it curly. But why would a black person need to make their hair curl. Our **** comes out that way. No, in fact, the black version of a perm STRAIGHTENS hair.
I actually don't feel like tallying up points, but I can pretty much tell you that Pervatasaurus and Eazy are todays winners!!!
Thanks for playing, and I'll put up episode 2 at some point :-D
